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The Official: What made you LOL today - thread

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Sean...M
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I wanna hear some funny shit, so hear some.
Jan 31 2007 10:23PM
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leckett1
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deer leg
Jan 31 2007 10:25PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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lLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL this thread.


and saying LOLOLOLOLOL repetitively while blasting dipset in quiet study hall. people sighed deeply and gave me VERY dirty looks.
Jan 31 2007 10:25PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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i LOLLED when i read that too LOLOLOLOLOLOLZ
Jan 31 2007 10:26PM
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Aenigma
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I started laughing hysterically when I found out that half the good lift-accessed terrain at my mountain can't even be ridden anymore because the traverse doesn't have snow on it.  Yes, it's gotten to the point where it's actually funny to  see how bad things are.
Jan 31 2007 10:29PM
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Elijah.
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Eh my teacher shoved this kid into a locker cause the hallway was blocked up and he was trying to get back to his class. Hes actually really tight, it was so funny.
Jan 31 2007 10:31PM
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Drewykins
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we watched "the magic school bus" today in science, and the chick in the movie, phoebe, said:

"At my old school, we never got baked" ha.
Jan 31 2007 10:33PM
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ESfreeridepa
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some football player at my school threatened to beat the shit out of me.( he would have been able to also) so i acted tough and told him to punch because i knew that if he did he would most likely loose his scholarships. in the end he turned and walked away, it was a risk worth taking.
Jan 31 2007 10:38PM
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e.will
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when my mom told me that i have to average a 3.5 or better in all of my classes(unweighted,3 ap classes and two honors) in order to be allowed to spend all of my money that ive saved to go to high north.


she then proceeded to tell me i have to do all of my homework due monday on friday night so that i can go skiing on saturday.
Jan 31 2007 10:47PM
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sophieskis
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finding a hair in someones chili cheese fries.
Jan 31 2007 10:49PM
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slaydave
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putting a hair in someones chili cheese fries
Jan 31 2007 10:50PM
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saucybiscuits
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that video where that baby is cackling at everything.
Jan 31 2007 10:53PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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dont let your mom do that, shes not letting you enjoy life at all. show her she cant control you that much. and im not one to say "fuck parents" either, just overbearing parents are rediculous. i know a kid who got grunded for a week because he got an a- yes an A MINUS.
Jan 31 2007 10:58PM
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Swick825
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i watched antourage and basically laughed the wole time. ill repeat one of the funnier scenes:

turtle and drama are baked out of their minds at the kids buffet at the bar mitzfah (sp?) for Ari's daughter. a thirteen year old kid asks for a light for his joint. drama says, "that shits bad, one day your lighting up at a bar mitzfah, the next you're cruising hollywood boulevard offering hand jobs for crack rocks." the kid goes, "so which one of you tried to give hand jobs?" Turtle points at drama with his fork and it is fucking hilarious when you see the look on his face. then the kid goes "now shut up and give me a light old man or ill tell my dad you touched my leg wierd."

anyways i guess its not very funny when you read it, but watch entourage and youll be laughing really hard pretty much non stop.
Jan 31 2007 11:02PM
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AwR
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i wrote "cock wagon" with a heart on my bestfriend Kevins car.

That or whenever i walk by all the jocks in a circle, all hitting on the same sophmore girl.
Jan 31 2007 11:06PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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oh boy i wish i was that girl. i love jocks LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLZ
Jan 31 2007 11:10PM
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Mat.
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Remembering a time when we were at a red light and we all looked over into the snowbank beside us to see a big fat deer leg stickin outta the snow. Fukcing halarious.
Jan 31 2007 11:10PM
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xAtticusx
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^ eugh yummy.

mmmm haah hearing my boyfriend sing today was amusing
Jan 31 2007 11:12PM
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D-40
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looking at cj's thread n then watching the johnny mosely gameplay video on youtube

Jan 31 2007 11:13PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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oh i just thought the phrase "deer leg" was funny.



sorry im whoring i just like this thread a lot.



i watched a fat girl slip on ice and get up casually like nothing happened. it was funny cause shes so fat and always wears pink, we call her the koolaid man. i thought she was gonna spill...glass bitch.
Jan 31 2007 11:13PM
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Grove_Street
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fuck that was funny but the truth is its quite sad deep down
Jan 31 2007 11:20PM
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bp.lando
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evertything skiing was muoy loco!
Jan 31 2007 11:33PM
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*DrewT*
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I didn't acctually lol at this but I found it surprising how much I enjoyed skiing without poles today
Jan 31 2007 11:33PM
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danedegruyter
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lol when i was talking to my friend john and i accidentally said "hey jacket" hahahaha
Jan 31 2007 11:34PM
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whattheshit
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a dude wearing a ferrari letterman jacket and he doesn't own a ferrari.
Jan 31 2007 11:43PM
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eheath
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Bob Dylan wrote every popular song since 1965
Jan 31 2007 11:48PM
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danedegruyter
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uhh.. k?
Feb 1 2007 12:02AM
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guava
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yessss that video made me lol!!
Feb 1 2007 12:06AM
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whattheshit
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http://poststuff5.entensity.net/012907/media.php?media=kittyspa.wmv
Feb 1 2007 12:19AM
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d.spong
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ahahahaha that fuckin thing starts going ape shit
Feb 1 2007 12:25AM
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siversex
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the pot spider didnt make a web. it made a hammock.
Feb 1 2007 12:41AM
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Schoening
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i threw a medicine ball at my friend in my weights class and he fell over the bench press. even my teacher loled
Feb 1 2007 12:43AM
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titsLOL
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I saw a webpage on how to hide a boner
Feb 1 2007 12:46AM
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titsLOL
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http://www.wikihow.com/Hide-an-Erection
Feb 1 2007 12:46AM
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J.Bass
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i dont think i've had more than a slight giggle all day. its kind of depressing.
Feb 1 2007 1:03AM
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GANDALF
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this:


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Feb 1 2007 1:32AM
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SteezePatrol
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woa. i was in shock upon first seeing that, then the slight LOL came.

my math exam made me lol
Feb 1 2007 1:44AM
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Sean...M
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haha. i lol'ed when my friend took a huge bag of shredded cheese off the lunch ladies cart when she was setting up the taco stand. it was like the size of a bowling ball
Feb 1 2007 4:56PM
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LostValleyPowMan
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your mom
Feb 1 2007 4:56PM
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DDrem.
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i woke up latin 5 mins after the bell and tried to leave, but as i stood up to walk away, my leg was so asleep i fell over. i thought it would have been hilarious to see. my leg was a floppy fish
Feb 1 2007 5:18PM
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skijunkiedtm
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hooked my 6th grade frwind up qith this bear

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Feb 1 2007 5:20PM
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andy_boy
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Ahahahaha, that's great!
Feb 1 2007 5:21PM
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ECGove
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a retarded kid (who is actually retarded) picked a fight with some guy and got the shit kicked out of him. i loled
Feb 1 2007 5:29PM
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TheQuailman
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My friend was handing out flyers for his band and an old teacher was like

"o, there for your band I thought it was something else"

and my friend says

"don't worry, mrs mandon, there not bags of cocaine"

and then this other kid said in chem "isnt methane a drug"

and this druggie kid goes, "nah man, dats crystal meth"
Feb 1 2007 5:30PM
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Jake...
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that made you lol ?
Feb 1 2007 5:43PM
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Eazy_Eags
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My history teacher said " I wish we had a snow day. I really need time to bake". Only me and another kid got it.
Feb 1 2007 5:44PM
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C.Stone
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i saw a retarted girl run and slip on some ice....she was fine
Feb 1 2007 6:08PM
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Sholte
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this!
Feb 1 2007 6:12PM
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lineskis360
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in film history our teacher was telling about this guy who got accused of penetrating a girl with coke bottle and this kid in teh back yells "yeaaaaaaaa"
kinda a slow day
Feb 1 2007 6:23PM
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Aclique_Clothing
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me and my friends shooting spitballs at this fatkid in my french class
Feb 1 2007 6:41PM
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Sean...M
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haha
Feb 1 2007 7:28PM
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