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An idea for the shitter

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SkeeOrDye
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Ok, imagine this, your sitting on the shitter with no reading materials, and its a big one. no getting up for this one could pop out at anytime. What do we need? stories on the toilet paper! Whats more convenient than stories on a roll. i know if i have a good story id visit the bathroom more often. how about u?
Jun 17 2003 12:16PM
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PORN on toilet paper. thats the ticket. shit ticket that is!

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Jun 17 2003 12:20PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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the stories is a good idea. how about skii pics instead

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Jun 17 2003 2:43PM
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cj
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ive seen tp with writingon it...murphys law toilet paper


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Jun 17 2003 2:46PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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how abke an encourager or sumthing. it would be a soothing voice and would go like:
'Go!Go Francis! I know you can do it! Push, push bitch! Oh yeah! My lord i think youre giving through your asshole! Its coming out sideways!'

That way you would laugh and have fun because hey, sometimes its long and lonely on the shitter…

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Jun 17 2003 3:00PM
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Muppet
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that's agood idea.


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Jun 17 2003 3:44PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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how about game boy toilet paper. I love playing game boy while pooing.

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Jun 17 2003 4:00PM
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icecreamsandwich
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that is a genius idea. both the porn and the stories. i love it.

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Jun 17 2003 4:09PM
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RudyGarmisch
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my idea for sparking lube is better tho.
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Jun 17 2003 4:13PM
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SaraJ
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in japan...the toilets in this restaurant had heated seats and vibrated. it was really weird, but cool.
in germany...the toilets were clear and had living fish within the glass (not in the bowl). It kinda freaked me out.

what that has to do with reading material...don't ask me.

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Jun 17 2003 4:19PM
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icecreamsandwich
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sparking lube? do tell.

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Jun 17 2003 4:20PM
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manwiththemetalleg
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One word- Laxatives. Or if thats to boring, a cinema system in the shitter with full surround sounds and eveything. That'd be the shit. No pun intended
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Jun 17 2003 4:30PM
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Lateralis
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someone said stories and someone said porn,so why not make a porno comic type thing,


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Jun 17 2003 4:32PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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vibrating toilet seats? That could take masturbation to another level.

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Jun 17 2003 4:36PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Japan also has squatty potties and that little thing that squirts you after you are done.
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'Keanu Reeves, why dont you pick a catergory?'
'I shall choose balloons for 400 please.'
'Thats not a catergory!'
'My mistake, I shall choose Balloons for 600 please.'

Name the three words in the english language that have one letter repeated six (6) times. Get it right, message me, and get on the list.

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Jun 17 2003 4:51PM
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SaraJ
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ya, i wasn't to fond of the squirter...or the sqautting toilets.

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Jun 17 2003 5:05PM
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skier_boy26
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in morocco, there was a hole in the ground, thats where you shat, no tp, nothin, that was sometimes the case
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Jun 17 2003 5:18PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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when i was in canada people kept talking about washrooms and I was like it's bathroom. And they were like what?

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Jun 17 2003 5:40PM
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