Ok, imagine this, your sitting on the shitter with no reading materials, and its a big one. no getting up for this one could pop out at anytime. What do we need? stories on the toilet paper! Whats more convenient than stories on a roll. i know if i have a good story id visit the bathroom more often. how about u?
ive seen tp with writingon it...murphys law toilet paper
'CJ is the freakin' post creating god' - *cowboy*
'CJ is a the lord of the hotties' - EC-Andrew
'You are my hero CJ' - Diabhal
'CJ makes the world go round, without him, my life would be a mass of dead flies sitting on a log of dog shit' - MiKeE
'yes cj, you are a god. If it weren't for you, I don't know what I'd do... I'd just have to die!' - ElasmoSkiChick
'god cock and balls cj, god damn cock and balls' - SamCaylor
how abke an encourager or sumthing. it would be a soothing voice and would go like:
'Go!Go Francis! I know you can do it! Push, push bitch! Oh yeah! My lord i think youre giving through your asshole! Its coming out sideways!'
That way you would laugh and have fun because hey, sometimes its long and lonely on the shitter…
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
in japan...the toilets in this restaurant had heated seats and vibrated. it was really weird, but cool.
in germany...the toilets were clear and had living fish within the glass (not in the bowl). It kinda freaked me out.
what that has to do with reading material...don't ask me.