why do french guns have depreciated value? theyve been dropped so many times. lol
Dude you can't tape over tapes. The actual scotch tape inside will catch fire and explode. As this explosion happens, it well send off nuclear waste, killing millions within a 5 mile radius. Then after that, your body will give off herpes to the whole world and we will all die. Make sure to NEVER tape over.-[e]Heath
joke was in frogs (french) kangaroos (new zealand) and gummi bears (not sure where) were in the contest....and then the rest is not appropriate considering im french. fucking punks, if i was there whoever wrote that would have gotten a nnice punch in the face from me.
I don't think the author of this thread knows what it means to "get served."
"In France, Candide is considered a national hero, because he often retreats and cannot be found."
Candide "often retreats"? Please explain that one to me. Candide brings it in every comp and film segment he does.
I assume this has something to do with the fact that he's fairly private and doesn't do a lot of interviews. Personally, I like him more for that fact. While I love Tanner Hall, the skier, I could give a fuck about Tanner Hall, the Provo-posse-prop-giving, ankle-brake-overcoming, mircophone-blowjobbing individual.
Candide is known for being softspoken and a bit reclusive and has a
history of accidentally missing medal ceremonies. The French military has a history of retreating. Therefore, it's
absolutely hilarious to state that Candide often retreats and cannot be found.
thats gunna be more ironic when you guys pull out of iraq eventually. its like vietnam 2, the new batch.
Heloo, my name is Shane Mckonkey. I was born in Vancouver Canada, thats aboot three hours north of, ah, seattle.
Right now were here in Bella Coola Canada, and ah, weve been shut in by the weather for like three weeks eh. We havn't shot fuck all. Ooh, Soory.
We've just been sittng around, eating pasta, and spending loonies and toonies on Kokanee and peelers.
But, as soon as this weather clears, im gunna pull on my toque, eat some canadian bacon, and ah, im keen to giver.
frogs (candides outfit) kangaroos (olssons flip) and gummie bears (Sammy's diet) and the french part is because they can't stay in wars and they are mocked up to be a bunch of pussies, a stereotype you could say.
Making fun of France is funny, but making fun of France for their stance in Iraq is kind of baseless... we're in a big military disaster now and they're not. The point was though, this joke is dumb, that tank joke above was way funnier.