i was takin a shit yesterday and i realized something. toilet paper is really fragile stuff ya know? so how do they roll it up so tight without it ripping? and its so perfectly rolled on there too. and if it rips during the manufacturing process does it tottaly fuck up the machines and stuff? anybody got any ideas on how tightly rolled toilet paper is possible?
'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?
'Crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor might call it somethin different.'