funny signatures

quote shit, or be creative

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What the hell is this, i said egg whites only! You trying to give me a bloody heart attack?? Make it again!!! Aaaah the breakfast thing, it wasnt even about the eggs, really. Frankly i like the yolks, i, i, i do. I have no problem, its just theres always been alot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much as i want to kill her. It's just i want her to not be alive anymore. Uh, i sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then i think to myself,'My god, wouldnt it be marvolous if i turned out to be a homosexual?' -Stewie

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

your creator gave you a fuckin brain, so for crying out loud... be creative and use it, its not that hard. I mean we are all entitled to be stupid, but you my friend have abused the privilege.

oops sorry, that was harsh, but c'mon!!


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While I was ridding the lift at Copper Mtn:

Man: So where ya from?
Me: Montana
Man: Oh… so your from Canada?
Me: *Sigh* thinking to myself 'stupid Coloradian'

Pompadore?


Palestine?

i walk around town with a stark erection, i gave your mom a yeast infection



'one twelv rails' comming soon to a backyard near you

I like tahoefreerider's new one:
'Tipshift is the most sexiest guy I knowed like ever.'-CROYCE

I love you tipshift marry me-lizziebeth

someone said this in a thread a while ago, 'If you ever get a boner when your swimming, go on your back and pretend its a shark fin'

CoC session E

i believe that was 221
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

i spend my time jerkin the gerkin when i should be out workin the twerkin. Thats a good one.
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

alright petek time to start fuckin post whoring.

soxripper always has the best sigs!!!(its cuz im always in them)


-OFFICIAL NS PIMP-

stowek2: Useless Fact of the Moment:
'A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue. '
stowek2: from loggin outta ns, thats one damn long toungue
PubLiC EneMy1023: i can clean my ears with my 21-inch penis
stowek2: hahaha...you wouldn't be able to walk