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Funniest thing your teacher's ever written on a chalk/white board

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LostValleyPowMan
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my teachers write ridiculous things/comments on the chalk board... what have your teachers written?
Jan 25 2007 3:54PM
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Mezmerize19
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Someone drew a penis once and our teacher came over and was like oh it looks like a bumblebee!
Jan 25 2007 3:55PM
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StealthSteez
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Duty


haha...duty...
Jan 25 2007 3:57PM
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Charles^stevens
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one of my teachers worte "dont be picking your noses" on the board
Jan 25 2007 3:57PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12
my old spanish teacher drew a pair of scissors that looked EXACTLY like a penis. every was laughing, so he takes another look at the chalkboard and say "Whats so funny? Oh, shit!"
Jan 25 2007 4:01PM
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Capt.Flannel
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"Nigger's ain't people" Which is horrendous but it ended up being a lesson in early American media and we read a newspaper article entitled that.
Jan 25 2007 4:06PM
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LostValleyPowMan
Posts: 820 - Karma: 17
ha ha!
Jan 25 2007 4:07PM
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LostValleyPowMan
Posts: 820 - Karma: 17
my teacher wrote "weed is a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered"- henry david thoreau- its supposed to be a weed is a...
Jan 25 2007 4:09PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12
hehe
Jan 25 2007 4:18PM
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fourdskate
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my teach wrote blowjob the other day in huge letters
Jan 25 2007 4:22PM
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TheQuailman
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^haha thats good

today my teacher was talking about this book where they frisk/pat down the prisoners for weapons and she accidently said "what do you think about the part where they got felt up?"
Jan 25 2007 4:25PM
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steezyjibber
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well some kid in our class wrote "Ms. _____ is gay" and she didnt even see it.
Jan 25 2007 5:07PM
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Crock360
Posts: 2100 - Karma: 23
today my prof wrote "...and then you end up with a demo reel full of 'fucks' and 'shits.'"
Jan 25 2007 5:19PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Not on the board, but in my friends lecture class the Prof started calling role because attendance is so low... some unfortunate kid was named "Steele Johnson".
Jan 25 2007 5:21PM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165
HAHAHAHAHA
Jan 25 2007 5:24PM
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thedutchmayn
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hahha holy shit thats great.
Jan 25 2007 6:41PM
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icecreamsandwich
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in grades 6-8 i had a kid in my class named BJ Cox. no joke. the teacher took attendance everyday and called his name out every day, with giggling or outright laughter from the class most of the time.
Jan 25 2007 7:09PM
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spere
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my math TA walked onto class the first day, didnt say anything, thn proceeded to write

"Hello class, my name is Vivian and i am from Brasil. My english speaking i very poor so i will teach the class on the chalkboard"

she then proceeded to teach the entire term of rececitations by writing instructions on the board, fuckin ridiculous
Jan 25 2007 7:20PM
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Crock360
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wow that's pretty harsh. I grew up w/ a chick named Betsy Cockburn. lol no one wanted to touch her.
Jan 25 2007 7:33PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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that must have taken forever
Jan 25 2007 7:36PM
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bmxican_89
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in physics we had a problem where superman flew down and picked up a little kid. my teacher always illustrates the problems so its easier to understand, and he got done drawing and when he saw superman on top of the little kid he said "that looks like something you would see in the catholic church". it was funny.
Jan 25 2007 7:39PM
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~*LoLa*~
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well at my friends school theres downy girl and her name is jennifer tushgrabber..haha its awsome
Jan 25 2007 7:44PM
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TonyTheTiger
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Once in like 9th or tenth, our teacher wrote PENIS hugely on the board. It was funny. Even more caus' the teacher was a pretty sexy she. Yhea a real babe.
Jan 25 2007 8:01PM
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saucybiscuits
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i have a bunch. theres a kid named criss cross, nancy ann ciancy,and the ciders. their last name is cider, and their parents named them after fruit. so theres apple cider,cherry cider, and vanilla cider. 
Jan 25 2007 8:03PM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
those are names though. in my wellness class on the first day, my teacher wrote in big caps, PENIS.and just stood there.
Jan 25 2007 8:05PM
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ThaLetterM.
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vanilla. not a fruit.
Jan 25 2007 8:07PM
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steevner
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it's a plant
Jan 25 2007 8:15PM
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sampsihoyos
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my psych teacher said that the most exciting thing about haveing sex with old people is never knowing if theyre going to die during.
Jan 25 2007 8:22PM
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Dustin.
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not quite the same but a kid in my class mooned everyone behind our teacher during a lecture
Jan 25 2007 8:24PM
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prosnurfer
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last year our bio teacher was drawing a lipid cell and it somehow came out to look exactly liek a penis and i couldent stop laughing and she asked me why an di just started laughing even harder.
Jan 25 2007 8:24PM
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Petey.
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Our old science teacher, who got fired for threatening a kid with a gun, seemed to have a weird fetish with drawing whale penis on the board, as well as regular penis sometimes, all with the gravest of detail...
Jan 25 2007 8:26PM
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chrisdapos
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Organic Chemistry - A molecule that looked like swastica, it was not good.
Jan 25 2007 8:28PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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omg that was lollerific. ive been stuffing the hole daily so it doesnt get hungry...i think it misses you.
Jan 25 2007 8:36PM
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dman1260
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My calc 2 professor was drawing a stick figure for some problem and he accidently drew it with a "third leg." He went through the entire problem without noticing and right at the end he got this wierd look on his face and busted into laughter. The class lost it too cause we were all kinda laughing the whole time.
Jan 25 2007 8:49PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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BLUNT$ and Hyphy and hella
Jan 25 2007 8:56PM
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Commonwealth
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i once knew a kid name Bryan Woodcock. no lie. i thought it was hilarious
Jan 25 2007 9:02PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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my grandpa went to gradeschool with a girl named Ima June Bugg.  no joke
Jan 25 2007 9:04PM
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jibmaster_josh
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i know a guy named Harrison Bonar. think about it...if you're last name was bonar, wouldnt you name YOUR kid harry??
Jan 25 2007 9:05PM
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BFFset.
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Theres a girl in my class named Anita Wang... but anyways all these kids wrote their names on my math teacher's board and they would write "so and so was here" and so and so was here too and so and so wasn't here, and they would circle them all, and one day my teacher just wrote fuck you! and circled it and left it up there with all the other ones
Jan 25 2007 9:05PM
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sophieskis
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i feel bad laughing but thats a hilarious name

Jan 25 2007 9:07PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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yeah i know a guy named harry dick, his daughters name if effie dick.
Jan 25 2007 9:08PM
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mistaskia
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back in middle school our assistant prinsible was mr. bates so this kid went up to him and was like can i call u master bates.
Jan 25 2007 9:11PM
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TheQuailman
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i know a girl named shonda lier

a few days ago i drew my english teacher eating a banana

one time in math, she had the projector type thing on and i made shadow puppets on the board of a girl makingout/giving head to a guy
Jan 25 2007 9:16PM
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K_dUnKk
Posts: 348 - Karma: 20
Theres this girl in my school named Candice Barr and her middle name is Lane

candy lane barr
Jan 25 2007 9:18PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7381 - Karma: 144
I'm gunna name my kid something funny

my last names "Haas" with a hah sound

so _______ Haas

maybe a middle name too

what should it be?
Jan 25 2007 9:20PM
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Shpadoinkle
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^i don't think you can do that. me and my friend have tried it before because his name is haas but we gotta couple outta my name...dukes.
Jan 25 2007 9:48PM
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Reonic
Posts: 430 - Karma: 10
TO the kid above me.....
name him after the greatest thing to ever happen to east coast mountains
waffle haas
Jan 25 2007 9:52PM
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Lé.Skiing
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In math our teacher did a division question that looked like he drea a needle penis with balls once... and in english 11 one person drew the biggest vagina on the chalk board before the teacher came in, and it was funny cause the teacher was liek i dunno who drew this but they obviously have no idea of what it really looks like... and in one clas of french in 8th grade it never happened to me, but our teacher was french, and doesnt wear panties and wore a short skirt one day and some unfortunate soul seen her pom-pom... Shudders
Jan 25 2007 10:18PM
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skifree919
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in computer class freshman year of high school (wow 4 years ago), instead of writing floppy disk, she wrote floppy dick on the board and it was up all class. I think she was teh only person in class who didn't notice
Jan 25 2007 10:23PM
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Bini.
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in middle school my math teacher told us we had to make graphs, and they all ended up looking like boobs. since some of us used different scales and such, the boobs were all different, and some were a little lop sided. it was the funniest math class of my life, every one having a different set of boobs on their paper. everyone had a good laugh.

on the name thing, there are so many people in my school with the name "dix" and "cox".
Jan 25 2007 10:29PM
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SteezePatrol
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hahhaahahhaha floppy dick
Jan 26 2007 12:39AM
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