Yea, today i got ran over by a golf cart. I was walking across a golf course w/ my friends to get to one of their houses when we saw this dude we know driving a golf cart. So we get a ride with him, and there wasnt enough room for all of us, since there was 5 total. I was sitting on the front of the golf cart and we were driving around for awhile. Then we go down this massive hill and i lose grip and fall off the front. My ankle gets ran over and a get pushed a couple a feet down the cart path. So I'm bleeding everywhere and stuck under the golf cart. I manage to move my foot so he can back up to get the cart off my. MY ankle now has a huge hole in it. There's like one thin layer of skin covering the bone. The other side of my ankle (the side that the tire went over) I think is fractured. My knee is scrapped to hell. My shoulder and elbow both are burned from sliding on the concrete. It was cool though because it was pussing everywhere and bleeding like crazy. It hurt so fucking bad when we were cleaning it out. I'll try to get some pictures up tomorrow. Tomorrow morrning I'm gonna be in so much pain.
Moral of story - Don't go down hills when you're on the front of a golf cart.
God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon
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