i dunno, this thread got pretty sick before it became interesting...
'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I cant help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.' - Mariah Carey
'I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.' - Dan Quayle
'I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.' - John Wayne
'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.' - Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
'Whats the difference between you and a Mallard with a cold? Ones a sick duck... i cant remember how it ends but your mothers a whore.' -SNL
fat chicks need loving too,they could very well be the craziest chicks in the sac cuz no one ever wants to touch them so when they do get touched all that hornyness that has been built up in them over the past 15 will explode like st helens leaving you in astonishment
Ok…sorry for that exceedingly bad joke… but seriously sexaholism does exist, its just called nymphomanias… im serious. People die of that. Their genitals explose after holding their desire in too long.
I was thinking... man my name is ugly! Canadian Ski God? come on! i suck at skiing!
anne landers is dead, stop talking about her and sex you bastard!
Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid
ME : shut up bitch
My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way
ME : fuck you im leaving
Teach : go to the office
ME : no, but im leaving
Teach : where do you think your going
ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.
that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.