i love when he meets grandmaster flash he goes "i seen him around, just a day in the life of the king of the burbs"
Dude you can't tape over tapes. The actual scotch tape inside will catch fire and explode. As this explosion happens, it well send off nuclear waste, killing millions within a 5 mile radius. Then after that, your body will give off herpes to the whole world and we will all die. Make sure to NEVER tape over.-[e]Heath
One time my mom was like what are you listening to and I was like"elton john"and she was like "relly I didnt think you liked that kind of music" and I was like"featuring Tupac bitch JEA JEA" ---gunitthuggin
"ive always thought that when you die you get to do ski jumps that are all of the air that youve ever gotten in your life combined and you get the chance to do a super trick." skinlikewinter
same, that was hilarious, the black dude was like "wat do u mean ghetto revival?" and the whitey was like "i want to bring it back spiritually and economically" and the black guy was like" why do you want to do that?"
" my cat caught me once. the meow sound it made caused me to jizz all over it. it was hard to clean off." -s_k_i_e_r