Life's not a bitch,
Life is a beautiful women,
you only call her a bitch
because she won't let you get that pussy...-Aesop Rock See all y'all at Session 3 of High North
Animal is always drumming. My favourite muppet was the chef. You never saw him for more than 30 seconds / show or movie, but the dude was so bad ass. 'Ursgy burgski boorsgi.'
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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
Gonzo was the best. And Rizzo, that rat dude. They rocked in the muppets christmas carol.
'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I cant help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.' - Mariah Carey
'I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.' - Dan Quayle
'I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.' - John Wayne
'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.' - Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
'Whats the difference between you and a Mallard with a cold? Ones a sick duck... i cant remember how it ends but your mothers a whore.' -SNL
I loved Gonzo. I couldnt stand Miss Piggy. Everythime she talked I just wanted to smack that bitch. She was always raping Kermit and shit. Stupid Bitch.
God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon
Listen to Bob Marley
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
OH MY GOODNESS!!! you ALL forgot the two grumpy old dudes that insulted everyone! HONESTLY!!! They MADE the muppets what it is! hehe beeker gets second place. Henson also made Fraggle Rock, and the Doozers are my fave. oh so cute.
'You two are the blackest white chicks I have ever met.' ~Danny M