Ok, so start by looking at the sponsors on the side. Pretty pretty sponsors, they give money to the site when you click them. Lets click a few while we're on our journey, just to make NS happier overall (and put some money towards our new server/hookersinvegas fund our mods have set up). Next we'll use our eyes and look up to quick links, which is right above sponsors. Yay for quick links! Yay for going to the forums in one click! Happy!
Ok, so now comes the tricky part. Still using your eyes, keep going past the quick links. Theres a NS radio icon above it, kinda looks like this:
DO NOT BE DISTRACTED BY THE ON AIR STATUS. We are on a sticker mission here, no sidetracking. If you suddenly wake up in front of the keyboard with no idea where the last four hours have gone, you've been entranced by NS radio. Bishop might have also successfully brainwashed you with mind waves - check for a hot pocket in the microwave. If its pepperoni, the cops are onto you.
Now we're almost there on our journey. Dodge that pesky "Logout XXXXX" that nobody uses and keep your eyes straight and level. Suddenly, THERE! Its right above it! Stickers! Really small font, meant to evade the careless and common noob. That level of detail can only be discerned by seasoned veterans of the site, who can immediately readjust to any version changes or modifications within minutes of their adoption. Click a deep sigh of relief! Your eyes travels are at an end! Glorious day!