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Mountain Dew: Sperm Count

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StealthSteez
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I have heard so many rumors about moountain dew its ridiculous. I'm 17 and it seems like my entire life people have been telling me it "reduced my sperm count" and all this garbage. I love the dew and have always just brished these rumors off as being BS but does anyone have any proof that this is actually true or can I just go back to drinking my dew in peace?
Jan 21 2007 10:47PM
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BargainBinLaden
Posts: 863 - Karma: 14
its something with one of the color ingredients like red-13 or blue-69 or whatever
Jan 21 2007 10:50PM
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adam.
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well you reproduce your sperm evryday so it rly wouldnt matter if u do the dew
Jan 21 2007 10:50PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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its apparently an urban legend kind of thing. People say the yellow 5 lowers your sperm count but it doesn't I guess. At least it won't in the amounts that you get from mountain dew.
Jan 21 2007 10:51PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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not like its gonna make a difference. and dew is good but i always feel like i can drink it in 2 sips, it lasts like 1/4 as long as a coke for me. fuckin ghey.
Jan 21 2007 10:52PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,030
and thats why pepsi dominates....



Pepsi....Sperm friendly since "76!
Jan 21 2007 10:52PM
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StealthSteez
Posts: 3183 - Karma: 11
sick. I really feel like a mountain dew right now though.
Jan 21 2007 10:53PM
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East526
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im 17 and have always heard these rumors too!

and i hear its the yellow 5 also
Jan 21 2007 11:00PM
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Notorious_BLT
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i drink a lot of mountain dew... and at the moment i dont care about my sperm count... even if it does im sure it would recover if you stopped drinking the dew.
Jan 21 2007 11:05PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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i believe its the dye, the yellow # 15 or something
Jan 21 2007 11:22PM
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deleted4
Posts: 964 - Karma: 23
YELLOW 5 IS A FOOD COLORING NOT A SPERM REDUCER.

drink your dew in peace
Jan 21 2007 11:44PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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ummm no shit its a dye, but the point is that that specific dye might reduce your sperm count.
Jan 21 2007 11:48PM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,086

Mountain Dew will dehydrate you, give you a sugar rush then low, as well as make you look like an idiot who thought it was cool because it said EXTREME! on the box. Drink water.

Jan 21 2007 11:52PM
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ski_freak86
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jea
Jan 21 2007 11:53PM
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Elijah.
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I've never seen a gayer post in my life...
Jan 22 2007 12:12AM
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Tinga
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yeah carbination lowers your blood's ability to transfer oxygen. your vo2 max is probably shit right now. its all about the water. im willing to bet my heart can pump a lot more oxygen that yours.
Jan 22 2007 12:31AM
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skithebert
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you would have to drink gallons of it to make any difference. Wearing whitie tighties or tight pants all day would affect it more.
Jan 22 2007 12:33AM
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Capt.Flannel
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We talked about it in chemistry once; the synopsis was that yellow 5 or whatever dye they use IS dangerous to your sperm count, if taken in absurd amounts (such as direct injections) but not at the amount that they use in drinks, not even close.

That's what I heard in chemistry class, so beleive it or not, I duno.
Jan 22 2007 12:37AM
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twix_182
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mountain dew, product of pepsi company
Jan 22 2007 7:20AM
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clrumivier4life
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If it did lower you're sperm count, you could have unprotected sex and have a better chance of not getting pregnant!
Jan 22 2007 7:45AM
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reggyboy
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proven urban legend i was watching some show that proves these types of things wrong, and they said it made no difference
Jan 22 2007 7:57AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
1. it doesnt

2. why would you care your making like 50 billion new ones a day
Jan 22 2007 9:29AM
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intifada
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it's all good unless you inject mountain dew into your balls
Jan 22 2007 10:12AM
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=Worf=
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 25
yes MOUNTAIN DEW DOES LOWER YOUR SPERM COUNT! but is has nothing to do with yellew 5. mountain dew has caffine in it dosent it? caffine lowers ones sperm count. so it is not an urban legend or myth or some secret ingrediant, it is caffine, a cup of coffie has the same effect. and it is not an issue like if i drink to much mountain dew now i wont be able to have kids and ten years. all it means is ifd you are trying to have kids dont drink caffine.
Jan 22 2007 10:13AM
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StevenSegal
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yea jesus anti-christ, you guys are such conformists...
Jan 22 2007 10:58AM
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Crock360
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But what the fuck would you care? i mean you're 17, wouldn't you want low sperm count to reduce the chance of getting some bitch pregnant. If it were true, i'd drink it by the gallon.
Jan 22 2007 11:06AM
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samskisalot
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nobody else in here knows what their vo2 max is.
Jan 22 2007 12:21PM
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whattheshit
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http://www.snopes.com/medical/potables/mountaindew.asp
Jan 22 2007 1:30PM
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snocone2001
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your seventeen, what the fuck do you care
Jan 22 2007 2:11PM
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*DrewT*
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woah me too! This is like some crazy conspiracy
Jan 22 2007 2:20PM
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DiamondC
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good i hope i dont have any sperm left, no kids for me
Jan 22 2007 3:07PM
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StealthSteez
Posts: 3183 - Karma: 11
wow dude fucking chill out. I was just curious. Its not like I'm worried or anything I just wanted to know if it did anything cause I've kept hearing about it for years but its still being sold.


Good to hear its just a rumor though.
Jan 22 2007 3:24PM
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Charles^stevens
Posts: 859 - Karma: 341
seeing how you are 17 i dont think you should worry about haveing a low sperm count , if i was you i would drink a ton of mountian dew so you wouldnt have to worry as much when you are fucking some hot chick
Jan 22 2007 3:32PM
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LostValleyPowMan
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amen
Jan 22 2007 3:33PM
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jibsworth
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I don't use a jim anymore i just drink 4 dew's a day.
Jan 22 2007 3:35PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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This past summer, I would wake up and have a mountain dew before breakfast
Jan 22 2007 5:47PM
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akerbacker
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it definitely donesnt, and even if it does not by that much.
Jan 22 2007 5:49PM
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KillerMonkey
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probably not as much as you jerking it 5x a day
Jan 22 2007 5:50PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
its physically impossible for any ingrediant in that drink to reduce your sperm. your an idiot if you even consider believing it
Jan 22 2007 5:50PM
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WONTON
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surge, son....that stuff was wack
Jan 22 2007 5:52PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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probably not, but i think the caffeine thing is true ^^(leckett)
Jan 22 2007 5:58PM
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t-roy
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mountain dew is EXTREMEEEEEEE and it usually kills everything, but him and sperm are pals so don't worry.
Jan 22 2007 5:58PM
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saucybiscuits
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it reduces the sperm count on rats. thats all i know.
Jan 22 2007 6:02PM
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gnarzard
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i dunno. i used to ove the dew but now it seems kind flat and warm and gross. i like root beer and coke
Jan 22 2007 6:12PM
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PCjea
Posts: 266 - Karma: 10
yo i drink the dew almost every day, and i STILL jizz like a fuckin pornstar
Jan 22 2007 6:14PM
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fujarome
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snopes=amazing

http://www.snopes.com/medical/potables/mountaindew.asp
Jan 22 2007 6:27PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
read the thread next time.
Jan 22 2007 6:37PM
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Charles^stevens
Posts: 859 - Karma: 341
it dosent matter how much you jerk it that dosnt change your count
Jan 22 2007 7:01PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
You're right, you just made the gayest post I've ever seen...nice job u fucking retard
Jan 22 2007 7:22PM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858
it related to skittles makeing womans boobs bigger HOAKS......
Jan 22 2007 7:24PM
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soulskier
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no then you would have sextuplets cuz those little buggers would be hyper
Jan 22 2007 7:24PM
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