Alright, here we go.
I was at Lord_Piots apartment tonight, chilling until he got off of work. Across the hallway from him lives a hooker and a pimp. Yes, honestly a hooker and a pimp. So the hooker knocks on the door (happens every now and then) and she asks me if piot is home. I tell her no, and she says the d00d in the apartment needs to talk to me. I am like alright cool, i thought it was the pimp and he's a chill guy. So i get in there, and it's this other skinny d00d. I am like alright cool, maybe a friend or something.
So the sketchy d00d goes 'Hey man you got any snow' and i am like haha no way man, sorry. He says 'yeah man i missed on $50, it fucking sucks' and i have no idea what he means, so i am like oh yeah? that's a bitch. He's like 'Well, do you want to buy some weed' and i am like, of course, 'how much'. He says $200 an ounce and i am like okay sweet, good price, i can make some money. I don't have the money myself since i don't get paid until like 4 am. So i go back to piots and call my other friend, and i am like d00d, $200 an ounce. He says cool...one second...comes back, he wants $125 worth to test it out. Okay, cool, i go ask sketchy guy, he says cool.
Alright, we head to sketchy guys house, and he acts all nervous and covert and runs out of my car, into his house and comes back running out like a fiend with a big sac of herb under his shirt. It was nuts. SO he gets in the car, and we go back to his house. My friends meets him there and the transaction takes place. Sketchy guy sneeds another ride, so he tosses me a gram anda half and five bones for gas money so i am like cool.
I drive him to HIS friends place, and he cops a bundle. We drive back to piots and i go inside to fucking relax a bit and get high.
About an hour later, i hear a knock on the door. It's the hooker again. She's like 'He needs to talk to you' I am like cool, he's probably just saying thanks or whatever. I walk into his living room...
...and he is sitting on the couch, with a fucking needle in his arm, cooking up heroin on a spoon. I almost fucking died. He looks at me, pulls the needle out and stands up. He's like i missed again man...$100 this time. He's holding out his bicep, and there is this big nasty track mark, and calcifying smack in his arm where he missed his vein...i almost puked. I am like man sorry i got no wheels now (obvious lie) and got the fuck out of there.
It was fucking nuts. Please don't delete this.
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