I just got mione from punkdog today and this is their warranty, its funny as hell:
"If this product should fail in your lifetime, we will replace it at NO charge. If the product is damaged by aggressive music listening activities, such as stage divers landuing on your turn table, your turn table being turned over by the moshers, sliding a rail, sliding down the emergency ramp of your aircraft, slammed in your locker, slammed in your car door, run over by a car, running into a wall, getting run out of town, mountain biking, road biking, sky diving, beating your boyfriend unmercifully, getting beat down by the man, blown up in an accidental experimentation with flammable substances, or damaged in every other everyday experience, it means you are living your life the way we want our product used! In these, or any other damaging events, we will replace the product for a 50% discount from retail."
Punk in Drublic