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Diggla
Posts: 120 - Karma: 9
What do you say when you really gotta go?

OHHHHHH SHIT, get out tha way, i gotta drop the cosby kids off at the pool.
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Transmission - Fall 2003
Freeskier Productions
Jun 11 2003 3:06AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
gott give birth to a nigerian




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'Make love to a Beer - you can't get it pregnant ! '
Jun 11 2003 3:35AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
i gotta go potty.
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i'm a cold heart breaker.
im fit to burn.
ill rip your heart in two.
and i'll leave you lying on the bed.

i'll be out the door.
before you wake.
its nothing new to you.
yes i think we've seen that movie too.
Jun 11 2003 8:02AM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
gotta take a poo
gotta take a shit
gotta go bake brownies
gotta drop ass
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Jun 11 2003 1:53PM
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Line1260x
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
ima go and grow a tail for a while




they call me doctor love
Jun 11 2003 2:08PM
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h3ofilms
Posts: 4214 - Karma: 12
gotta go bake brownies

gotta go drop a deuce

pinch a loaf

drop an ax

go do business with the governor

going to do gods work

ect ect ect,, i have tons
Jun 11 2003 2:42PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
snap a batch
bend a biscuit
drop a deuce
drop a dualey
got the green apple squirts
pinch a loaf
cut a turd
bust a cob
schmirnov
develop terrorist surveilance photos


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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'
Jun 11 2003 2:48PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
'and then the japanese bombed pearl harbor'


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
Jun 11 2003 3:11PM
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line1260skier
Posts: 1570 - Karma: 16
I gotta shit
www.liljib.4t.com

I cant spell so dont make fun of me
Jun 11 2003 3:12PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
Get out of my way!!!!
Duffman: That's a mug you don't want to chug! Ohhhh nooooo! (pelvic thrust while dancing)
Jun 11 2003 3:23PM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
shit...too late
Enter your new signature below:
Jun 11 2003 3:52PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
-dropping some friends off at the pool
-I just had a brown baby boy
-gotta visit the poo fairy (never used it)
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-Pat
WBP|films
Jun 11 2003 3:53PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
Gotta torque a wicked cable.



I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball!
Jun 11 2003 3:55PM
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Muppet
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
gotta shit myself

make a stinky
Jun 11 2003 3:58PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
cynthia, the salviating whore with the gigantic mouth, is quite hungrey for my anal treats.
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i'm a cold heart breaker.
im fit to burn.
ill rip your heart in two.
and i'll leave you lying on the bed.

i'll be out the door.
before you wake.
its nothing new to you.
yes i think we've seen that movie too.
Jun 11 2003 4:56PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
i am gonna go stank up your bathroom

i always take shits at other peoples houses, so i dont stink up my bathroom
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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
Jun 11 2003 4:58PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
go to the poo factory

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'
Jun 11 2003 5:02PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
gotta take a poo

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
Jun 11 2003 5:09PM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
drop the kids off at the pool
i have a turd honking for the right-of-way
-The DR.-
Jun 11 2003 5:24PM
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Diggla
Posts: 120 - Karma: 9
after a night of tacos and burritos..........

shit through the eye of a needle from 20 paces
molten mudslide
squirts
intence fire ass
drop a O ring
busted ass
touched colth
I GOTTA WIPE
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Transmission - Fall 2003
Freeskier Productions
Jun 11 2003 5:38PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
sara:
1. your sig says 'otc' which is olympic training center
2. girls don't poo
3. girls go to the bathroom to put make up on,(4) that's it


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Jun 11 2003 5:43PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
i have to take a massive crap, and give the bathroom at least 10 minutes after i get out.

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
Jun 11 2003 5:48PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
on NS, otc is own thread club

and girls do poo

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

'isnt that what lives about skiing smoking sex and skiing. its the 3 S's that you can have fun doing'
-Jmwski57

skihood.com
Jun 11 2003 5:59PM
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Muppet
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
i need to take a wicked shit


[D][O[M]

Me: Are you proud do you want a medal for that?

Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
Jun 11 2003 5:59PM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
nobody said number two yet
Jun 11 2003 6:02PM
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Muppet
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
oh ya i forgot about that some people made up number three for diarrea i think they made up like 10 numbers for washroom related things


[D][O[M]

Me: Are you proud do you want a medal for that?

Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
Jun 11 2003 6:03PM
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edmonton_skier
Posts: 3210 - Karma: 110
gotta shoot some missiles
Jun 11 2003 6:11PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
unload some lumber
give birth to a baby elephant
squat a grumpy (shane mcconkey)
pinch a loaf
squeeze a beastie

pirates. they just don't fuck around.

SMS session 4
Jun 11 2003 7:06PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
i gotta go drop the kids off at the pool...

and after a long night of drinking i always lay down a molson mudslide


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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
Jun 11 2003 7:08PM
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chris_01
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
gotta blast a dookie
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Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
Jun 11 2003 7:37PM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
-lay a cable
and my favorite...
-Outta the way! i have the hershey squirts!


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While I was ridding the lift at Copper Mtn:

Man: So where ya from?
Me: Montana
Man: Oh… so your from Canada?
Me: *Sigh* thinking to myself 'stupid Coloradian'
Jun 11 2003 8:22PM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
gotta go fish for brown trout
drop some friends off at the lake
the green apple quick step
rock a donkey


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East Coast

COC - Session C
Jun 11 2003 8:23PM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
gotta go fish for brown trout
drop some friends off at the lake
the green apple quick step
rock a donkey


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East Coast

COC - Session C
Jun 11 2003 8:23PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
gotta see a man about a horse
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Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 11 2003 8:51PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
gotta make poopies


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
Jun 11 2003 8:58PM
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JayDC7
Posts: 1620 - Karma: 10
its similar to what other people have said but...

gotta drop the cosbies off at the pool.



- Julian
Jun 11 2003 9:57PM
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BMit
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 218
it should be 'i gotta drop the cosbys off at the pool'
my favorite is 'i gotta go drown some iraqis'
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Jun 11 2003 10:13PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
i got to drop a heat snake
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CANNON CREW
Jun 11 2003 10:20PM
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