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"Dude. Everyday before I go to sleep I pray for a zombie uprising. Me and my homies have weapons in our cars, and plans for the uprising on where to go and how to survive. If zombies took over the world my life would improve by at least 50 %." ~dick-juice
"I find when I run, when I'm high, I just forget to get tired." ~mothaeast
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute, that's relativity."
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Ride for Christ
Rage Against the Machine Cult
Classic Rock Cult
-So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
- And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.