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Some fat mothafucker just decked me!!!!!!!
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Yo I was playing hockey wit hsome buddy at this rink we'd neveer been to, so theres these 5 guys most of wich are good at hockey except this one 300pound goon. The goon fucking checks everyone and is a bitch, so then he starts nagging me and wont let me fucking go if i dont drop with him. I drop (we do this alot and its always no punching just grabbing and when someones down its over). So this guy is huge but i figure if its just grabbing no harm can be done, basically during our grappling he pushes my head down and i reach up for his shoulder and accidently open palm BRUSH his face, no more than that.
So then this bitch starts whining about how i punched him and is being a bitch saying hes gonna get me. I avoid him for a few minutes to let him cool off and then decide to go apologize to save myself from a beating. As im skatinng up the second i get in range HE PUNCHES ME.
I fell to the ground and blacked out for a split second then my nose started bleeding like a bitch. Now my face is all fucking swollen and hirts like a bitch.
True story.
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yo yo, check it out.
(chris tucker voice) You got knocked da fuck out!
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word, what a fat asshole. crazy canadians.
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you should have taken off your skate and tried to cut his head off. that woulda made the story even better
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if hes 300 pounds on skates u should have fucked him up. u should have waited til he wasnt looking, started skating kinda fast, slid on the ice and took out his legs. got up and beat the fat out him
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Should have given him a two hander to the shins, that would have put him down.
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push out his feet next time.
you know what canuckians say, "'the bigger they are they harder they fall, ya know?' 'no kiddin eh?'"
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haha i would have kicked his ass
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well at least you arent fat like him.
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gat = gun
cap = bullet
are you suggesting he "pop" a gun barrel up the fatties ass?
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hahaha owned but i think its kinda imposible to own timmi he has a sik icon/name
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i am not being disrespeckful to timmi, not now not ever. he fukin rulezzzz
buuuuutttt....i totally had too.
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stab that motherfucker with a mothafuckin skate
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fuck you got Todd Bertuzzied fool. Fuck, I would have been soo pissed off, I would have tackled him or something FUCL, like thats just not cool, I dont know how you'd keep your cool in something like that
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ya, except the fat kid wasn't hitting him in retribution for a cheap shot to the throat a second earlier, as Big Bert was.
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good thing you didnt get in "im gonna sit on you" range of the 300lb goon
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