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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
5 years at highschool and i was never able to make my body understand that poo is only allowed down the shoot before and after school. i wonder how many classes i skipped running my clenched ass home.

shitty.



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like a midget at a urinal, i had to keep on my toes
Jun 11 2003 12:47AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
i never shat at school, my body knows better..if i were to i would go out and punnish it by consuming large ammounts of booze and violently vomiting all over the place


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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
Jun 11 2003 12:50AM
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Froggy
Posts: 192 - Karma: 10
In canada it's illegal to pay for any item with more than 50 pennies in which aren't rolled
Jun 11 2003 12:50AM
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Line1260x
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
i broke down and took one there this year, it was desperate...never again...never
they call me doctor love
Jun 11 2003 12:51AM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
i tried that, it just wont listen. stupid bitch.



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Jun 11 2003 12:51AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
one kid at our school took poos there, and he wipped it all over the walls, i think he got caught because he spelled his name out once.


IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
Jun 11 2003 12:51AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
^sounds fun


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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
Jun 11 2003 12:52AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
yeah man, this year I am shit free at school but usually everyonce in a while, around once or twice a year i just get desperate. However, its never cuz I have to go shit and I cant hold it in. Its only when Im sick and have like noises and shit comming and then I ignore em and then I start gassing up and it hurts like a bitch so I have to shit to make it better. It's annoying cuz those are the wosrt shits, all wet and grose.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-
Jun 11 2003 12:54AM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
last yeah the janitors went on strike and the first day some dude pinched a loaf right in the middle of the hall. funny shit.

haha


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like a midget at a urinal, i had to keep on my toes
Jun 11 2003 1:03AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
the kid i was talking about in the 'vampires' thread took a a dump and wrote his name on the wall,it reaked so fucken bad,it stills not funny either, imagine just walking in and seeing DAVID in big brown stinky letters.......it still haunts me


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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Jun 11 2003 1:09AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i go at school when the mood strikes me. Noone else does so its probably pretty clean. One day i held it too long and it squirted out while I was sitting down. I got a little in my undies. It itched sooooooo bad.

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Jun 11 2003 1:15AM
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Diggla
Posts: 120 - Karma: 9
it squirted eh? sounds like a bad scene, did anyone notice? that would have been even better, if there was a noise or something! one time a couple of friends and i went on a hike and right at the top of the mountain, my one buddie had to take a shit, and i was like, got TP? and no one did, so, he went in the trees and let off a missle, and tried to air dry, baaaaaaaaad move, we go down to the bottom and his ass was chaffin up a storm, times your experiance by about 4 more hours and imagin that nugget! he never goes any where now with out TP, i mean any where, he a roll in his car, his si bag, and anywhere else you could think of, man that was funny! gadamn
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Jun 11 2003 3:05AM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
finally i find people like me

i hated to shit in school
i always ran home
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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin
Jun 11 2003 3:27AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
^ how'd you get that beauty scar, from eating pussy?
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i'm a cold heart breaker.
im fit to burn.
ill rip your heart in two.
and i'll leave you lying on the bed.

i'll be out the door.
before you wake.
its nothing new to you.
yes i think we've seen that movie too.
Jun 11 2003 8:05AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
^ how'd you get that beauty scar, from eating pussy?
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i'm a cold heart breaker.
im fit to burn.
ill rip your heart in two.
and i'll leave you lying on the bed.

i'll be out the door.
before you wake.
its nothing new to you.
yes i think we've seen that movie too.
Jun 11 2003 8:05AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
yes.
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i'm a cold heart breaker.
im fit to burn.
ill rip your heart in two.
and i'll leave you lying on the bed.

i'll be out the door.
before you wake.
its nothing new to you.
yes i think we've seen that movie too.
Jun 11 2003 8:05AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
i never took a shit in any public washrooms,id just shit myself instead or wait till i got home


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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
Jun 11 2003 10:28AM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
p-jo..the kid didn't get caught because he wrote his name..he only wrote 'shit' every time..
he got caught in the act..i guess you could say they caught him 'brown-handed'..

but i also hate shittin at school..
i luckily didn't have to at all this year..i think i've got my bowels trained..

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Jun 11 2003 10:38AM
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Line1260x
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
^brown handed!!!!hahahah what a joke!




they call me doctor love
Jun 11 2003 2:09PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
i will never shit at school... never


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


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LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
Jun 11 2003 3:12PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
I only did it once this year! Had to go so badly~!
Duffman: That's a mug you don't want to chug! Ohhhh nooooo! (pelvic thrust while dancing)
Jun 11 2003 3:24PM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
i went all the time in school i lived too far from my high school
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Jun 11 2003 3:45PM
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Muppet
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
the best is to hold it in but i'd poop in the toilet before shiting myself
Jun 11 2003 3:55PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
never actually poo'd at school, but it sounds unpleasant

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Jun 11 2003 8:39PM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
i thought it was established, girls dont poo
thank you Lateralis, i dont usually take quotes, but this was gold, 'imagine just walking in and seeing DAVID in big brown stinky letters'
Jun 11 2003 8:43PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
well I do poo!

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Jun 11 2003 8:45PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
u sure ur a girl then??^^


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


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LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
Jun 11 2003 9:07PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
damnit, you figure me out. Uh, ya I'm pretty sure I'm a girl, although I've been hanging around my brothers since I was really young, causing me to play war games, and maybe even poo.

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Jun 11 2003 9:12PM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
ive never taking a dump at school before only a piss once in a while
Jun 11 2003 9:15PM
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BMit
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 218
GIRLS DONT POO even that thought makes me wanna kill myself YOUR WRONG YOU DONT POO only guys and animals do, not human females
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Jun 11 2003 10:19PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
if i have to poo in school i usually just hovercraft and dodge the splash. sophmore year my friends and i would make these placebo turds out of brownies and chocolate mile during lunch, and then drop them on the floor of the hall where people would be walking by and see if anybody would step in it. it was sweet. there was always some kid that would act all tough and pick it up or something cuz he knew it was a brownie. but one day my friend took a shit in a paper bag and dropped it on the floor. everybody was all 'its just a brownie' and some kid fucking got on all fours and licked it. he was a little suprised when it didnt taste like chocolate. as funny as it was we all got in deep shit for that little stunt and havent made a placebo turd since.

pirates. they just don't fuck around.

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Jun 11 2003 10:28PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i always get the 'quakes' in 7th period, and the teachers a major bitch and will mess up ur grade if ur gone longer than 5 minutes, so the closest bathroom also happens to be the bathroom closest to the retard room, so whenever i go to take a shit, and fuckin come on u pussies a toilets a toilet, but whenever i go to the bathroom (only one toilet) theres a dark brown monstrosity in the bowl, something hideous and disturbing, and i cant bring myself to even entering the stall to flush the toilet, so i have to wait until i get home to relieve myself, fackin tards...

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Jun 12 2003 12:01AM
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