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Hottest resort employees?
I dig lifties and instructors.
Who turns your crank?
Lifties at dub-v for sure. And a majority of the ones at mt. snow.
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Crested Butte imports the lifties from Argentina - definitely mad hotties
I play operation with a fork and a toaster.
"I'll have the cremeofsumyungi"-Wayne
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"-President Bush
^its easy to see...this guy is sharp
"best thing to do in this situation is to acutally communi... WHOLY SHIT MY TOAST IS UP !!!"-mattster333
this needs proof, pictures!
rear entry boots and spandex race suits are the future of freesking!!!
''Oh man I'd wait until he's all taped up then I'd buy my tape and lay it right across his pubes.''-skiierman
who reall takes a picture of the lifty?
They call me Bri-man Im the most fashionable of the group
i know what your thinking
and the anwser is yes i have named my penis
its called the Octagon
and i've also named both my testes
The right on is James Wesfall
The left one is Dr.Kenneth Noisewater
I think the girls in Marketing Departments are always hot. I'd post a pic, but then I'd have to get everyone who see's it to sign a waiver...
"Asleep at the switch!?! I wasn't asleep, I was Drunk!" - Homer
-- When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. --
no one at Roundtop is hot, except for one lifty last year
Official Graffiti Cult. PM me for an invite.
any bitch who will take it up the ass
theres a pretty cute one that work in our food department at denton, id put it to her
meatwad gets the money see, meatwad gets the honeys G!
im dating one of ours
the drug dealers
thats weak sauce
who cares wat its called
land it and make it look sick
BLUNT TIP PRODUCTIONS
Anyone who goes to smuggs should know of the hot hot liftie from.. i believe chilie?
the cafeteria ladies at smuggs. MM MMM!
Money's clean cause we scrub it good. With guns and gasoline we're gonna save the world. Nothing's obscene if we only close our eyes, boys and girls, welcome to this Joyride. -dmb
If they ski theyre hot...
But I think instructors cause theyve got those hardcore goggle tans to make you so embarrassed you wear a bandana. That's the real reaosn everyone wears them after all, all the time...
NS THINKERS CULT
there are no hot ones at killington this year, but there was one bitch that was really hot last year from argentina that worked in the pizza place in the base lodge
Some might say take a chill B, but fuck that shit, there's a nigga trying to kill me
all the lifties in aspen are from argentina and brazil.JEA!!!
I think Brazil just shits out hot girls
"it figures, 911 in Austria is fucking 133"-Joey Jordison
Straight from Hell: The Lamborghini Catalog
Toughend your nipples didnt it?- Hannibal Lector
Im just curious. Where do they put the moguls in the summer?- SSX On Tour
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jeaaaaaaaa hahaha, dude have you seen that one girl who is a liftie on sterling usually? shes bangin.
fo sho. and tahoe gets the cali girls.
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"my brother racked his nuts on his bike in the half pipe a month ago and now that they have recovered, he says his scrotum has become thicker and stronger." -siversex
Nobody fucks with the Jesus
hahaaha yeah thats the one im talking about, shes pretty hot man, all the other guys hit on her.
ps: shes also the best liftie, she slows it so well. sheck her slide technique next time your there.
There is one BANGIN' scanner at PC. She's usually on pay day.DAMN!
The Aussie / Kiwi lifties are HOT dudes. Whistler takes the cake, I have to say.
Also, a very high percentage of cute guys walking around the Colorado ski towns, esp. Summit County. I think it must be that corn-fed Midwestern thing.
I'm not guilty.
YOU'RE the one that's guilty.
The lawmakers, the politicians, the Columbian drug lords, all you who lobby against making drugs legal.
Just like you did with alcohol during the prohibition.
You're the one who's guilty.
I mean, c'mon, let's kick the ballistics here: Ain't no Uzi's made in Harlem. Not one of us in here owns a poppy field.
This thing is bigger than the drug dealers. This is big business.
This is the American way.
this thread is useless without pics
MMMM - i'm hoping your name is supposed to be pink?
I'm a lifty, am I special now?
yes i do
i'm an instructor!
I AM JACKS UTTER LACK OF SURPRISE.
This thread needs pictures.
A trail of sickness
Leading to me
If I am haunted
Then you will see
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THE DEVIL DOESN'T USE ALLITERATION! HE USES OBLITERATION! *CRASH OF SYMBOLS, BASS DRUM, AND THUNDER DUN DUN DUN*
My resort is on the Apache Indian reservation in Arizona. So just picture a staff of 200lb, 50 year old Apache women. And they are the hot ones.
i work at my ski resort.
as a general rule at my place it is:
office girls=average or hot
instructors= ugly, average, or hot(lots of diversity)
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the girl who works and the price register in the restaurant at my mountain, shes a fox
YESSSS AND SHE HAS A HOT ACCENT
Join the NS Ultimate Frisbee cult.
really? ive never heard her talk. she always seems quiet and creeped out by all the guys hitting on her. but shes becoming a legend haha thats like 5 guys now who have mentioned her.
I knew that if i said something, everyone who goes to smuggs would know who i'm talking about. She does have a hot accent though, and is also really nice.
i noticed that
PM me if you want into the Soccer Cult
My name is NOT supposed to be pink, 'cause I'm a guy.
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