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We are all going to die on april 13 2036 (friday the 13th)

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pnsski
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we there is a 1 in 45000 chance we will :) read this its kind of scary

http://men.msn.com/articlepm.aspx?cp-documentid=1628365>1=8991
Jan 10 2007 11:35PM
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rosemariekaitlin
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sometimes i wonder why we're friends

jk.
Jan 11 2007 1:17PM
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spere
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crazy that their is a chance. they suspect it will pass betwen 18,800 and 21,000 miles from earth, but if its any less it will get pulled into our orbit and hit us 7 years later. that would suck

sounds like there are a few realistic options to push it off course, aside form drilling an 800ft hole on it and blowing it in half
Jan 11 2007 3:26PM
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Tz1080
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cool, thats my birthday
Jan 11 2007 3:28PM
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NFproductions
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im calling bullshit
Jan 11 2007 4:04PM
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Peter.
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yeah but they can launch a nuke up into space and detonate it next to the asteroid pushing the path
Jan 11 2007 4:08PM
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flippintricker
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Dude. The last time a meteor hit the Earth is now. Now. and Now again. Meteors hit the Earth pretty darn often. An asteroid is another story.
Asteroids have already hit the Earth, i mean, for fuck's sake, the reason there aren't any asteroids that hit us all the time right now is because the earth has already collided with most of them.

A giant asteroid created a giant giant crater off the coast of the Yucatan, and it killed all the dinosaurs. This isnt a first time occurence
Jan 11 2007 4:27PM
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Benson23
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another good reason to smoke weed while you still can
Jan 11 2007 4:47PM
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Tom.
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actually they have already sucessfully tested the technology.
Jan 11 2007 4:50PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12
there was a big special on the discovery science channle about how they are testing it for future threats. the successfully nudged an astroid away from hitting i think it was... mars. really cool stuff, im suprised none of you saw that. it was a few months ago.
Jan 11 2007 4:53PM
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Mattman
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We will die in the next 5 years, don't worry about that
Jan 11 2007 4:55PM
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truckerhucker
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theres been a few of these end of the world threads
Jan 11 2007 6:52PM
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dr_phil
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This prediction was made by the same guys who said corks 180 were impossible.





I call BS, I've not even read it, I don't wanna loose my time.
Jan 11 2007 7:21PM
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vermontsteez
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in 2029 i will be 37 danm ;(
Jan 11 2007 7:37PM
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eyeLiektoSkee
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oh my god im going to live the next 29 years of my life so much different now! why am i wasting my time with school? i need to LIVE for the next 3 decades!

...or i should do somehting about this astroid or whatever. Who cares, im gonna die eventually anyway. 30 years is a long time.
Jan 11 2007 7:49PM
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spere
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oh plz not the cork 180 arguement again, im over that shit
Jan 11 2007 7:51PM
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562056961108
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anybody else sketched out by the fact that the orbit of the asteroid will last EXACTLY 7 YEARS? No? then go read revelations. That sounds ominous to me... i dunno maybe it's just cause im christian, but that scares me.
Jan 11 2007 7:54PM
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dr_phil
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lol ok, I was just saying that these guys were WRONG
Jan 11 2007 8:03PM
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pales
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probably. im jewish so no worries with that.
as far as the asteroid goes im predicting an avalanche will be the way i go tho if i stay on the east coast ill prolly hit a rock
Jan 11 2007 8:11PM
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C-Burg
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i love how they are 99.7% sure
Jan 11 2007 8:12PM
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cofreeskier
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no....you shut the fuck up. if you read the article it said that nasa could use a ship that would travel at the asteroid at 5000 miles an hour and it would nudge it off course enough to not make the asteroid a threat anymore
Jan 11 2007 8:14PM
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leckett1
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yeea were gona die before that anyway. apocalypse on december 22, 2012! its going to happen! get your bombshelters now!
Jan 11 2007 8:27PM
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Drunkenstein
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bullshit, we have the technology right now to defend ourselves, but we lack the will, and the fact that we signed the bullshit, "no nukes in space treaty"
Jan 11 2007 8:31PM
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Geoff.
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aww man thats 10 days before my birthday.
Jan 11 2007 8:32PM
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Drunkenstein
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great idea, lets fry the brain of the future inventor of the device that will deflect asteroids
Jan 11 2007 8:32PM
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Aerozol
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YOU CANT NUDGE/ BLOW UP AN ASTEROID


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too many movies
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Jan 11 2007 8:40PM
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gangsteeze101
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i think your the loser dickhead obviously people beleive it its not that hard to beleive its just an asteroid retard ...that could hit earth
Jan 11 2007 8:41PM
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chapz
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just like we were supposed to all die in 2000. 2006, 2012 and way before. its not gonna happen
Jan 11 2007 8:44PM
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jayamait
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werd brian.
Jan 11 2007 8:45PM
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AwR
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Dude, thats my buds bday
Jan 11 2007 8:53PM
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scientist
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just another reason to live life to its fullest!
Jan 11 2007 9:33PM
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grams.
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i love it how they figured out the exact time of day and everything when this shit is gonna end our lives
Jan 11 2007 9:51PM
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Drunkenstein
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You are a dip shit, in the 60's the Russian made the TSAR bomb, a nuclear weapons that was 50+ megatons. Image a scenario where we detected a asteroid that had 100% chance of hitting us (thank you calculus) and we wanted to blow it up. Easy stuff, we have already proven we can impact a meteor (Deep Impact space Probe). In essence, all we need to do is take a Ariane 5 heavy lift rocket, build a huge nuclear bomb, then hit the asteroid on the side hopefully after months of space travel where the asteroid is millions of miles from earth, it doesn't have to destroy it. Now lets say we only change the course by .0005 of a degree, carry that out on its course of a few million miles; now that asteroid that was once hitting earth misses use by some hundred thousand miles, EARTH SAVED!.
Jan 11 2007 9:53PM
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big+white
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sweet i cant wait
Jan 11 2007 9:54PM
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adam.
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i hardly dought that
Jan 11 2007 9:56PM
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Republican_Enemy
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once agian if you believe this shit your a fucking loser, kill yourself
Jan 12 2007 1:15PM
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Rez4frederick
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whats so hard to believe about an asteroid hitting the earth at some point in the future?
Jan 12 2007 1:17PM
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Tom.
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asstroids the size of a hose cat up to a small car hit earth something like 10 times per month. as well as space dust traveling near the speed of light hits us 100's of times per day. its not hard to beleive that a big asstroid is coming toward us. especially since weve allready been hit by a big one before.

Jan 13 2007 6:08PM
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Republican_Enemy
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now think of it this way, the first time we're all hearing about this is on NS, uhh let me check but thats not a credited source. I'll wait to i see on the discovery channel, even cnn
Jan 14 2007 2:08AM
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freestyler540
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Your God wont help you. All the praying will not do a diffrence.

Scientists will develop a technique to nudge the astroid out of our way

Jan 14 2007 2:17AM
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Republican_Enemy
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until you learn about my faith, dont diss it. God cant grant wishes, like a guniea?(spelled wrong)
Jan 14 2007 2:27AM
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[~_~]
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no you got it all wrong. Thats only when the core of the earth is going to errupt.
Jan 14 2007 3:48AM
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Chunk*Unit
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hm, pretty intense. I'd like to hope that it won't happen, but never doubt the forces of nature.
strange, I had a dream lastnight about something almost exactly like that,too
Jan 14 2007 9:17AM
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alev
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how can they see that far ahead and that far away to know that?
Jan 14 2007 9:57AM
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i0z
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things can change what happens if another metor hits that one and destroys it! then were all happy
Jan 14 2007 10:31AM
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Republican_Enemy
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until you learn about my faith, dont diss it. God cant grant wishes, like a genie or something. God teaches you morals and ways od living life like a good person. He cant grant you wishes or something but he can guide you to what you want. He shows the way, you can chose to listen or not.
Jan 14 2007 10:44AM
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i0z
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its all a lie created by the goverment......also the goverment controls the weather and hates the east coast
Jan 14 2007 11:05AM
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grams.
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word
Jan 14 2007 11:48AM
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STAUSS
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what a crock of shit.
Jan 14 2007 11:59AM
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freestyler540
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God has never showed me morals. My parents did. I must agree that the comandment are the baseline rules of western civilisation, but I just cant believe that god is the answer to all our question. The reason why society progressed is because scientists defied the church during the rennaissance. If it were for the church and believers, we would still smash stones for a living.

I think that most teaching of the church are a recipy for hate. Sexual repression, sexism encouragement and the need for conversion are all sins to me.

Being a good person is not following the bible at every word, its about living life at its fullest, contribute to society and showing respect for yourself and others. Some Christian fundamentalists claim to kill in the name of god, just like the muslim extremists.

Jan 14 2007 12:49PM
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i0z
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basically the bible was a best selling novel that was writen. then a cult was formed and obsesed completly with it which eventully became a religion after the cult grew.
Jan 14 2007 1:07PM
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