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Ahahahah favorite bumper stickers?

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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
I saw this one today, it made me laugh:

"My gun has killed less people that Teddy Kennedy's car"

your favorite?
Jan 7 2007 11:10PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
Life's short, eat out.
Jan 7 2007 11:11PM
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wskibum176
Posts: 1536 - Karma: 13
"gas, grass, or ass. no one rides for free"
Jan 7 2007 11:12PM
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kingarthurs
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 10
my kid could kick your honor students ass
Jan 7 2007 11:12PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
woops, "My gun has killed less people than Teddy Kennedy's car"
Jan 7 2007 11:12PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
looks like got milk but say "gut deer?" i love vermont.
Jan 7 2007 11:12PM
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DaysToCome
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 86
"my other car is a love tractor"
Jan 8 2007 12:02AM
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SHastatahoe
Posts: 3414 - Karma: 19
"Don't lie, the government hates competition."
Jan 8 2007 12:04AM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,510
Can't feed em?
Don't breed em


Again I love Vermont...haha
Jan 8 2007 12:08AM
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eheath
Posts: 61098 - Karma: 118,241
YANKEES
SUCK


All in huge bold letters soo awesome.
Jan 8 2007 12:17AM
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anitaskis
Posts: 767 - Karma: 10
xtakewarningx is straight edge but instead of beer he drinks men's penile ejaculate

Thought that was pretttty funny when I saw it on the back of a car.
Jan 8 2007 12:20AM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
oh shit, you got one of those too? I meant to spell it without the g in my name before distributing them. Damn!
Jan 8 2007 12:21AM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
"PISS ON BUSH"
Jan 8 2007 12:23AM
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anitaskis
Posts: 767 - Karma: 10
What G?

Dawg, you high.
Jan 8 2007 12:23AM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
xtakewarninx is how I spell it. xtakewarninGx is how the sticker is spelled. simple typo, next batch will be spelled correctly, Ill make sure you get one.
Jan 8 2007 12:24AM
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anitaskis
Posts: 767 - Karma: 10
Don't try to take credit for the making of those bumper stickers.

You and I both know is was GOTW that made them.

Gays of the World.
Jan 8 2007 12:25AM
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GFELLER.
Posts: 640 - Karma: 13
just leave...
Jan 8 2007 12:25AM
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StevenSegal
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 16
Thats good than eveyone will know how intelligent you are!
Jan 8 2007 12:26AM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
who do you think runs that group, duhhh
Jan 8 2007 12:27AM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
you should really consider dying.
Jan 8 2007 12:27AM
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anitaskis
Posts: 767 - Karma: 10
Been there, done that.
Jan 8 2007 12:28AM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
you and T.O. should get together next time so you both succeed.
Jan 8 2007 12:28AM
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anitaskis
Posts: 767 - Karma: 10
don't know who that is.

Maybe we can together? Perhaps?
Jan 8 2007 12:29AM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
oh, that's a shame.
Jan 8 2007 12:30AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
I hate getting partisan, but...

"Republicans for Voldemort"
Jan 8 2007 12:32AM
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BFFset.
Posts: 2210 - Karma: 12
Who are these kids and why are they calling me mom?
on the back of a minivan

i dunno, not that great, but OK
Jan 8 2007 12:33AM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
why becasue i would like to piss on george bush?
Jan 8 2007 12:37AM
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steezeninja
Posts: 1271 - Karma: 731
"Dont tailgate me or I'll flick a bugger on your windshield"
My favorite "TAOS a four letter word for STEEP"
Jan 8 2007 12:41AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
if johnnie cochran was still alive i would make a bumper sticker that says "i'll call johnnie cochran"
Jan 8 2007 12:44AM
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StevenSegal
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 16
no because political bumper stickers are for total ass clowns.


and becuase you a fag loving lefty
Jan 8 2007 12:45AM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
you are a worthless piece of shit. its not even worth arguing over, i dont really give a shit
Jan 8 2007 12:50AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
gargle bleach.
Jan 8 2007 12:53AM
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Coter
Posts: 659 - Karma: 31
Dont Steal, the Government hates competition!
Jan 8 2007 1:09AM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
youre worthless, what have you done with your life? he holds the world record for most tuna consumed in a week. thats something.



oh and his house is worth more than your life.
Jan 8 2007 1:12AM
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BobYohan
Posts: 3001 - Karma: 375
"duct tape is like the force: it has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the universe together"
Jan 8 2007 1:05PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
Posts: 3867 - Karma: 20
"my other car is a tie fighter"

I wanna see it before I believe it.
Jan 8 2007 1:09PM
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=nick=
Posts: 10471 - Karma: 2,184
^dude yea i saw one it was

"my other car is a vulcan starfighter"
Jan 8 2007 1:14PM
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Eazy_Eags
Posts: 2227 - Karma: 14
Heres one for the girls that I saw in VT over the summer:

"Single women cant fart, they dont have assholes until there married"
Jan 8 2007 1:17PM
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freestyleskiin
Posts: 1598 - Karma: 9
Im a member of the NRA
Jan 8 2007 1:25PM
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akerbacker
Posts: 2827 - Karma: 8
hahahaha good one
Jan 8 2007 2:22PM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
"Humpty was pushed"
Jan 8 2007 3:51PM
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vermontsteez
Posts: 924 - Karma: 19
hah i know right.
Jan 8 2007 4:53PM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
p.e.t.a
and under each letter it says
People. Eating. Tasty. Animals.
Jan 8 2007 5:03PM
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kabozo101
Posts: 4429 - Karma: 20
sooooo good, i wish i had one of those
Jan 8 2007 5:06PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
"I shoot niggers"
Jan 8 2007 7:30PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
is the ban noobsb campaign being carryed over to '07 or did you give up
Jan 8 2007 7:34PM
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akerbacker
Posts: 2827 - Karma: 8
bahahahahahwlasahahahahaha
Jan 8 2007 7:36PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Nope.
Jan 8 2007 7:39PM
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El.Capitan
Posts: 654 - Karma: 11
"My Jesus is better than your Jesus"

and

"I brake for little animals, I accelerate for little children"
Jan 8 2007 7:42PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Best one ever on a Seattle Police car today: "Too close for missiles, switching to guns"
Jan 8 2007 7:49PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
thank goodness.
nice new sig
Jan 8 2007 7:49PM
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