this girl drank way too much on new years eve and she puking and we think shes done then she sits up and coughs up vomit all over this annoying girl. she was covered and then the drunk chic just lay back down.
my girlfriend (who was EXTREMELY intoxicated) was following this poor guy around and letting it be known to everything that "THIS GUY'S NEVER GETTING LAID!" like telling people that while he was standing right in front of her. then she had some fun in the snowback... "real niggas don't puke!"
once i pissed all over this kid with liek 3 other kids. ( he is a total style whore and it needed to be done) pluss we were rerally drunk and we did it each liek a few times. he was stitting on these deck steps when we did it and was half awake, we told him what we had odne and he went ooo cool thanks guys and then threwup allover hiom self. i almost shit my pants laughing. that would make ahot scat porno if u ask me
i was having a skate sesh in my friends basement with my two friends, and by chance they were both trying some flip tricks so they were looking down, and so they both were pushing and went right into eachother and hit head first then there boards crashed into each others shin's and they were both on the ground for like 10 minutes and i was laughing at them,then my one friend got up while my other friend was still on the ground and then we both started laughing at him. good times
on new years eve we were in the parking lot of squaw and we just randomly me this group of russians. anyways, these guys were fucking nuts. none of them could talk straightnad the wanted to box us and everything