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bottles float.

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ductapeboy
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so yea... if you toss a beer bottle into say the pont beside your house... they tend to float... its kinda cool... cuz a few days ago there were like 10 bottles floating... but now there are only like 5.... you think the other 5 sunk? or did the duck eat them?

ps. I think our beaver died. :(


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Jun 6 2003 1:43AM
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Phrosty
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you got any fish still living?


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Jun 6 2003 2:06AM
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ductapeboy
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yea dude... but this is a different pond.... I got a new fish like 2 weeks ago... he is a fighting fish... he is tough as fuck... he may look like a sissy - being pink and frilly and all - but he isn't. he will kick your ass sooo fast. yep.


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Jun 6 2003 2:16AM
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Lord_Piot
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D00D we came to the same conclusion

we were drinking in the lake with some lawn chairs and noticed beer bottles were pretty good at staying afloat.

maybe its a safety/convinience feature.
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Jun 6 2003 4:42AM
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Jibtech
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your last fighting fish died a slow death in a bottle of jack, cooked by a lamp.
Jun 6 2003 4:54AM
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ductapeboy
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awww. its true.... :( this one is doing better though.. he lives in a measuring cup. a big one though... it is lined with bottle caps. yep.


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Jun 6 2003 1:06PM
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jibberjason
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I hate dead beaver. I like alive beaver better.
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Jun 6 2003 2:01PM
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coz
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wouldn't they float until they fill up with water.. ?
Jun 6 2003 2:17PM
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yeti
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LOL

the first sentence is talking about throwing beer bottles into the pond. Next, he talks about his beaver being dead.

Relation? I think so hahaha.

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Jun 6 2003 2:26PM
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ductapeboy
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ha ha... um... oh fuck. i think I killed the beaver! NOOOOO


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Jun 6 2003 9:28PM
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