Hey, listen. Don't take any guff from these fucking swine. If you have any trouble, remember: you can always send a telegram to the right people. - Raoul Duke
lets all post whore to make it grow quicker than a black mans cock when j-lo enters the room - LE.Skiing
"The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting fucked"
-hendrik (used to be tweaks_rock_me)
"Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, everyday I'm out there."
- Pep Fujas