Not free, but if you're not retarded they could be. Check out Fruityloops, it's harder to use but probably the best for windows.
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"Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension" - British Judge