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drastic_
Posts: 518 - Karma: 11
I seen some hilarious quoets and signatures on ns so post the funniest and wierdest signatures you have seen





Is there another word for synonym?
Jun 3 2003 7:35PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
'when life hands you lemons,throw them at people'
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(your ad here)

-kevan

Jun 3 2003 7:36PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
here are mine
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Dan Maguire
Official NS guy left in the dark

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 3 2003 7:36PM
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drastic_
Posts: 518 - Karma: 11
yeah lord of the rings haha




Is there another word for synonym?
Jun 3 2003 7:37PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i think lateralis' quote in my sig funny, he said it in response to girls ignoring guys or somthin
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
Jun 3 2003 7:38PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
cartoons have sick quotes


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
What time is it... saturday?
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
Jun 3 2003 7:40PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i like mine, its a pun about blowjobs



LOOK AT WHERE HER FUCKING MOUTH IS-my favourite pun of all time
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC
***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
Jun 3 2003 7:41PM
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drastic_
Posts: 518 - Karma: 11
hahah laterlis's saying thing is cool


I saw one that said 'god created adam and eve not adamn and steve' and that was great





Is there another word for synonym?
Jun 3 2003 7:41PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
yea i think that was i am retarded, thats a good one
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
Jun 3 2003 7:42PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27


'Powder before Park - park before pussy, unless there are pussies in the park then its up to you to 'pow'der heads in !!'




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'Make love to a Beer - you can't get it pregnant ! '
Jun 3 2003 7:55PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
niiice.

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
Jun 3 2003 9:38PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
the kid talking to lateralis in my sig. pretty good...

:::Jeronimo:::

'Hey everybody! Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes! You're burned now, lateralis.' -Halo

Camp of Champions, Session B
Jun 3 2003 9:40PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
all this talk about sigs concerning moi is making me cry,piss,poop and jizz!


President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
Jun 3 2003 9:46PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
all at once?


:::Jeronimo:::

'Hey everybody! Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes! You're burned now, lateralis.' -Halo

Camp of Champions, Session B
Jun 3 2003 9:56PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
yes of course all at once


President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
Jun 4 2003 12:10AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
alex has good sigs


President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
Jun 4 2003 10:04AM
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roxysister360
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 10
ElasmoSkiChick has a great poem/phrase (whatever u wanna call it) in hers. It's something like:

Sex is like math
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply
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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

'Life is a stage on which everyone contributes a verse...what will your verse be?' -Robin Williams in 'The Dead Poets Society'

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
Jun 4 2003 10:32AM
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LineJono
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 16
simpsons is the way to go for quotes

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'Instead of chewing bubble gum, chew bacon.' -Dr. Nick Riviera
Jun 4 2003 11:02AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
i like mine\/
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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
Jun 4 2003 12:46PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
Posts: 552 - Karma: 10
ya....the last one on mine

Offical Member of the NS SHAGS
Urban Productions
*Bones Heal - Go Crazy*

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?
Me: I learned how to make joints.
Parents: Oh...
(Ten Minutes Later)
Me: In Shop
Parents: **Still worried**

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
Jun 4 2003 1:06PM
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snow-bunny
Posts: 571 - Karma: 10
'eat my shorts'
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*~*SUPER BUNNY*~*

'If you can fill the unforgiving minute,
with sixty seconds worth of distance run,
then you can have the earth and everything thats in it.' -If, Rudyard kipling
Jun 4 2003 2:12PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hell yeah! Cheers to that. There was one I saw that seriously made me laugh, and my mom just looked at me funny... When I find it or remember it, I'll post.

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Jun 4 2003 3:54PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
my quote/signature is pretty baddass..
IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- I drink milk when I work out--- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
Jun 4 2003 4:13PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
i'm fond of mine

2 Inchers Club

When life hands you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make a race of super-lemons - Principal Scudworth
Jun 4 2003 4:17PM
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Dominic
Posts: 256 - Karma: 10
lateralis has good ones
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Are you trying to be stupid?
If I am will it get me out of class earlier?

Long live SpongeBob SquarePants
Jun 4 2003 4:34PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
i like mommys icon, that was funnier than any signature could be

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
Jun 4 2003 4:35PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
word to that, and i like alpeltalik's icon as well.

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
Jun 4 2003 4:42PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
haha i remember the 'god made adam and eve not adam and steve down wid buttsex'. ha


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??

They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch
Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle
Jun 4 2003 4:44PM
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A_T_K
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 12
im out like the fat kid in dodgeball

how many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

-lets go ride a bike
Jun 4 2003 5:08PM
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BigPerm
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
im out like a boner in sweatpants
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COC session E
Jun 4 2003 5:34PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
^haha


**OFFICIAL OWNER OF THA NS NIGHTCLUB**
Jun 4 2003 10:44PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i hate it when that happens
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
Jun 4 2003 10:46PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
Heres some good shit...


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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
Jun 4 2003 10:51PM
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gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
i like mikee's quote about the hokey pokey in my sig
-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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Canada Represent

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

'Hokey Pokey is one crazy song. When I was 5 in kindergarten I couldnt get those moves down. I think I was discouraged by my israeli background. They just laughed at me...'- mikee
Jun 4 2003 11:03PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
fuck, i hadn't seen that ns quotes thing before, i remember a bunch though.

fucking classic


Western Canadian Separartist
Jun 4 2003 11:17PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
my bro is responsible for mine. I like it. cause its toooo true.
'You two are the blackest white chicks I have ever met.' ~Danny M
Jun 4 2003 11:46PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
haha yeah man that was vol. 3 and like noone of those people are on here anymore..but we do have lateralis soo yay!! hooray for stupid humor!

Patrick
patproductions.com
SMS Session 1
Jun 4 2003 11:56PM
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drastic_
Posts: 518 - Karma: 11
I saw something dont think it was a quote it said

'I can reel in the bitches like its going out of style'- someone funny




Is there another word for synonym?
Jun 5 2003 12:24AM
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K2_skier_chick
Posts: 39 - Karma: 10
I like my'n V
~I'm Not a tease... I'm just a reminder of what You can't PLease~
~*Erin*~
Jun 5 2003 2:26PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
'yeah whats your problem?'

'well im a little upset about a bad sexual episode i had last night'
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(your ad here)

-kevan

Jun 5 2003 7:26PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
I only watched will and grace one time one day. I wish I hadnt cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay.-Weird Al

FARP Trailer
'Simply put: Greatest Trailer Ever'- Resnick13
Jun 5 2003 7:44PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
I dont even understand the hokey pokey one and I wrote it. I guess Im not very bright.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-
Jun 5 2003 8:24PM
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BigPerm
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
our drinking team has a hockey problem.
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{2002-2003 MCM}


COC session E
Jun 7 2003 1:12PM
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rossignolscratch
Posts: 656 - Karma: 10
ok

Jun 7 2003 1:25PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
^^ lol thats good i like mine i found it in in a dialogue on a thread \/
-Ryan

'oh hes from canada we will give him a break on spelling'- dspin7x

'i is frum cehnehdeh tu, feck off.'- cj
Jun 7 2003 3:06PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,347
NS quotes was pretty good. I forget everything.
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-Dan
''Harvey: I love you maximumsushi!!''
Jun 7 2003 10:39PM
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Hedekar
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 15
I belive it was either alpentalik or phrosty that said 'Ever kiss your mom, then wonder when the last time she gave your dad a blowjob was?' -I could be wrong about who said it, I just remember laughing.






You should belive everything you read on the internet, it's all true.
Jun 8 2003 2:31AM
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ViperSki
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 35
i agree with whoever said simpsons are the way to go. how bout this one
'bart if we got that ten thousand dollars we would be million heirs!'




Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.
Jun 8 2003 2:36AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
haha rsd sig is great....


'oh hes from canada we will give him a break on spelling'- dspin7x

'i is frum cehnehdeh tu, feck off.'- cj


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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
Jun 8 2003 3:48AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
everytime i read vol. 3 its even funnier
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(your ad here)

-kevan

Jun 8 2003 10:55AM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
lol yeah cj, i saw you and dspin or w.e. talking in a thread because some guy from canada spelled stuff wrong... it was funny...
-Ryan

'oh hes from canada we will give him a break on spelling'- dspin7x

'i is frum cehnehdeh tu, feck off.'- cj
Jun 8 2003 12:00PM
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