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yeti
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Well myself, Lord_Piot and another friend went to see the matrix reloaded tonight. Anyways, it was a pretty decent movie with awesome effects, but that's not the point of this post.

On the way out, piot spyed a GIANT terminator 3 poster hanging from one of the lighting units in the lobby of the local galaxy theatre. Now this thing is huge...like 8 feet tall and almost four feet wide. So piot looks at it, gives it a little tug...it's on there pretty good. By this time, a guy and his chick were walking out of the lobby and piot says 'Nice poster eh?' and the guy says yeah, you should snag it........

...so piot grabs it, rips the fucking thing and pulls it down, and makes like a fucking bandit out the front door the with the poster as all three of us make a mad fucking dash to my car and got the fuck out of there.

It was one of the funniest things i have ever seen.

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Jun 3 2003 12:29AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
funniest thing i have ever seen is a small child eating a handful of honey covered in bees...
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Jun 3 2003 12:30AM
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dspin7x
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you guys are real bad asses there, ya i like the bee story better
Jun 3 2003 8:01AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
thats pretty hillarious, you should have taken a video
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Jun 3 2003 8:37AM
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snow-bunny
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sweet
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with sixty seconds worth of distance run,
then you can have the earth and everything thats in it.' -If, Rudyard kipling
Jun 3 2003 10:38AM
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Krongos
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one time a friend of mine stole a 'cheeseburger, $0.39' sign from mcdonalds and i was like ok ill go get the 'hamburgers $0.29' sign, so i go in and im standing on a table tearing down and the janitor and the manager come around the corner and im just like 'uhh, hey' and i get down off tha table and leave. it was totally awkward
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and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

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Jun 3 2003 11:20AM
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Lateralis
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my friend went behind the counter at tim hortons,stole a friggin cake,a coffee pot and a bunch of other shit


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Jun 3 2003 11:51AM
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WiffleballGod88
Posts: 13 - Karma: 10
a couple of buddies of mine once took one of those stand up, cardboard cut-outs of shaquille oneal from a burger king, just ran in and took it.
Jun 3 2003 3:02PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
my brother walked behind the counter and started making his own sub at subway one night

i was like what the fuck.

and he said he was hungry

drunk off his ass.

the clerk just stood there and watched him lol


seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence


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Jun 3 2003 3:04PM
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Dominic
Posts: 256 - Karma: 10
shit some of those are funny
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Jun 3 2003 6:48PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
stealing useless shit from restaurants and shit is the best thing someone could do


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Jun 3 2003 7:18PM
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WIfreeskier
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I have a nice sign from Taco bell that just says 'Bean Burrito'
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Jun 3 2003 8:41PM
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P-JO
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i ganked a poster of kristi leskinen.. she looks kinda hot in it.. but i felt like a pretty big badass takin out my knife to cut it off a wall.. it was awesome..
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Jun 3 2003 9:06PM
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Kornn101
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gouging expletives in anothers car are a sign of trust, and friendship - ignignoc
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Jun 3 2003 9:26PM
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P-JO
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what are you talking about kornn bro?
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Jun 3 2003 9:29PM
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vegabond
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haha, i wanna try making my own sub..

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Jun 3 2003 9:29PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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a friend of mine did that with a penelopy cruz ad. it's like 10x12 and they casually walked out with it.
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Jun 4 2003 12:09AM
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Co-Flow
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My friend keith stole a huuge gas sign like the one that displays the gas prices..it was dope. we went back and kept stealing the numbers from it. funny stuff



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Jun 4 2003 12:43AM
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seward
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funniest one i ever heard was a bunch of my brothers friends stole the big inflatable squirrel off the top of golden griddle.

they put it in a back of a pickup truck, and infalted it this fag jeffs lawn.

imagine waking up to a giant squirrel on your lawn?

that was a good one


seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence


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Jun 4 2003 1:34PM
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Maximumsushi
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Last year we were in a KFC. There was a seperate dining area from the counter, like it was around the corner. We had just finished eating and I hopped up on another table. I snagged a big wooden KFC clock with the Colonel's face on it and we ran out the side door.
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Jun 4 2003 3:15PM
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