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Honda F*cking Civics

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skieveryday
Posts: 660 - Karma: 19
These cars just piss me off...I counted 25 of these piece of shit riced out compact family cars while driving home from the MTN today. And the driver of every one of them thought he was the fucking shit. I'd rather drive an 86 VW Bug than a Honda Civic that sounds like a two stroke dirt bike and looks like sheit...LATE



I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
May 31 2003 8:18PM
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marlin_102
Posts: 2430 - Karma: 11
thank you MSRC for backing up my statement. obviosly, if you put a wing on a car that can go fast enough to work, its gonna create some sort of downforce, but mostly on the rear wheels. it will create some force on the front tires, but not very much (and a neon cant go fast enough to make a difference anyways. but to prove the basic point, if your racing a neon, they you ovbiously dont know anything about cars. honda's, on the other hand, have some sort of racing capabilities when theyre modified.

and yes, i do know a bit about cars, seeing how my dad told me that, and hes one of the top instructors for the porsche club of america. so dont argue with me about how im wrong, bitch.
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Jun 1 2003 6:38PM
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Jackpot
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the only honda i know of worth racing is an S2000...and MAYBE a prelude, S2000 is a god car

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Jun 1 2003 7:06PM
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freeskier420
Posts: 519 - Karma: 10
^ word,and that rx7 is a dope car but i cant drive it when i move to mammoth, rwd sucks in tha snow! i would rather have a jetta anyways, it looks better with a ski rack , an my bro is takin it to get a turbo!




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Jun 1 2003 7:34PM
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doghoy
Posts: 5169 - Karma: 11
i'm buying my dads car .... mitsu 3000gt.... fast as shit no mods or any of that shit... hes done 152 in it.
Jun 1 2003 9:14PM
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Gregg
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How does the 3000GT do with prolonged speeds? My 93 Legacy might not be much, but I can cruise on 120 for hours with no negative side effects.


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Jun 1 2003 10:10PM
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j.bird
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oh and for the record there is no such thing as an 86 vw bug. they started remaking the old ones in 96 down in mexico, then volkswagon started making new models later. so there is no such thing as a 86. there is 70's models bugs that just kept being made again in 96 but thats it
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Jun 1 2003 11:09PM
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skieveryday
Posts: 660 - Karma: 19
'skieveryday are you talking to me or ski237 or wahtever you ignorant fuck...you should learn to read' -Dspin

I believe you're the ignorant fuck that needs to learn to read. Please go back and re-read my post...as you will notice it IS DIRECTED at 'skifree737' and it is clearly fucking stated.




I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
Jun 1 2003 11:23PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Okay, here's 0one for everyone...

Civics... where to begin. If tastefully done, like any other car, they can look good.

And if properly modified, they can own any car on the market.

There is a guy here in Buffalo with a Civic hatch with a stage 3 turbo. Basically stock look on the outside, aside from a carbon fiber hood. No park bench on the back. Who runs super quick times. Don't recall 1/4 mile times now, but He destroys people on the street who pull up in their shit and get all cocky. No engine swap, just stage 3 turbo and other bolt ons.

Let's just say I havea video on my computer of him putting 8 cars on A toyota Supra turbo from a 40 MPH roll race to 130.
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Jun 1 2003 11:53PM
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modified properly, any car can own any other car. civic engines as a base for modification are nothing special. theres a million other cars that will go faster for less time/$$$.

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Jun 2 2003 12:10PM
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seven20
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civics are awesome. but anyone who puts a big ass spolier on one is a moron.

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Jun 2 2003 12:15PM
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doghoy
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um i think hes gonna give me it dirt cheap like 5k... also its awesome at prolonged speeds it cruises and kees control and is amazing even at speeds of upwards of 130.. also top speed he hit 152... he simply ran outta room.. this thing is hella fast .... heh :) my first car...
Jun 2 2003 2:39PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Last winter going to school some one ran in to the back of my Expendition and the girl had a Honda Civic and it fuck up her car so bad and it did nothing to my Expendition.
Jun 2 2003 2:44PM
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FreshCoast
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Well that because you drive an oversized, gas guzzling, piece of shit.
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Jun 2 2003 2:49PM
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Concord
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Dude it not a gas guzzing piece of shit the milegage isnt bad at all 20 miles to the gallon.
Jun 2 2003 3:38PM
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jsof9
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marlin,
your not wrong....its just that downforce is usefull to wheels that arent powered also...it doesnt have to be a rwd car for a rear spoiler to have an affect.

and what does your dad say is the magic speed that a spoiler starts to work at? just curious

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Jun 2 2003 4:14PM
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to actually create downforce, you need an actual airfoil. most spoilers are just cosmetic and add weight. RICE.

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