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Dane Cook.....

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twistedxfaith
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"is one silly bitch" so basically dane cook is the man and whenever i listen to his stuff, i practically pee myself from laughter, i think my favorites are the friend nobody likes and the car accident one " his name isnt ever brian, its "fuckinbrianscomin" and " I was in my kitchen cleaning a dish, he was in his basement, tell him what you told me, that is not what he told me! he is lying!"
man I love dane cook=)
Dec 11 2006 3:29PM
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Mogsbury
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hearing aobut girls almost peeing themselves is such a turn off
Dec 11 2006 3:41PM
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kabozo101
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yeah hes fucking hilarious
Dec 11 2006 3:42PM
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BurgRider
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I luff dane cook.  not without coups baby not without coups
Dec 11 2006 3:53PM
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SlickRick.
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um. well dane cook was great. untill i grew up a bit, and before the whole universe knew him. my friend and i used to recite his lines everywhere we went and we would laugh everytime. but then other poeple would start sayin them and eventually everyone knew him and it got old. now ive realized how he really is not funny at all. all he does is make funny voices, and gett all psyched up and what not. read his jokes from a ppeice of paper. they arent funny anymore, its his vioce that makes him. i mean if you really enjoy comedy and know what really is funny dont listen to him. hes just not that great.
Dec 11 2006 4:26PM
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fukeneh
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Dec 11 2006 4:27PM
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Mod
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Dane cook sucks, well, the 3 hours I watched him it sucked.
Dec 11 2006 4:34PM
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skier_boy26
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not very funny
Dec 11 2006 4:36PM
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scientist
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yea, his delivery is good, but his jokes suck shit. he just gets all worked up and loud, its pretty annoying after a while. My favorite comedians are mitch hedberg and jeremy hotz.
Dec 11 2006 4:41PM
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aja_kiki
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hahathey pee themselves all the time u must be dumb.
Dec 12 2006 9:18AM
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Hannah.
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dane cook is amazing big buck no whammys
Dec 12 2006 9:22AM
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Mod
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How original.
Dec 12 2006 9:27AM
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BeerGoggles
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the first times you watch him you basicly think hes amazing. then you notice all the acts are basicly him just movementing and talking loudly and it loses its appeal pretty fast. On that note, girls seem to think hes a genious
Dec 12 2006 11:44AM
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clrumivier4life
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It's hilarious the way he does it though.
Dec 12 2006 11:57AM
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soulskier
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its was funny two summers ago, before everyone started qouting him in everyday life
Dec 12 2006 4:46PM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
ya hes pretty funny
Dec 12 2006 4:58PM
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da-bling
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Dec 12 2006 5:01PM
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t-roy
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he is funny, but repeats things too often sometimes. still hilarious though
Dec 12 2006 5:18PM
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beezey
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he repeats old jokes in a new tone
Dec 12 2006 5:47PM
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ParkE
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have you heard Coolaid Man its fucking halarious
Dec 12 2006 5:51PM
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wh@t
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start listening to mitch hedburg.


HEDBURG WINS, END OF STORY.
Dec 12 2006 6:41PM
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A_E
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the first time i saw him on comedy central, he was telling the audience about bk and hsi brother being the king of burgers, and some lady and pickles, but i don think hes funny anymore
Dec 12 2006 7:52PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
i never thought he was to funny because i had seen other comedians, but all my friends thought he was hilarious, so i decided i must be missing something, there must be a reason why he is so much more popular than other comedians. then i realized the chain reaction. step one, he is a mediocre stand up, step 2 he starts getting publicity and people start listening to him (still not that popular). step 3, he gets on MTV VMAs, says one joke next to snoop dog, and everyone has heard of him. step 4, people start quoting them, and most of them never hearing other stand ups, think he is the best of the best due to the fact that he is so popular, he must be good. he makes movies, money all of that stuff, with never being that funny

IN CONCLUSION: dane cook is the milli vanilli of comedy
Dec 12 2006 8:00PM
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grams.
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chillin at the bk lounge, yeah im a bouncer at the bk lounge
Dec 12 2006 8:02PM
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soulskier
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yes he is the funniest dead man i know, but comdeians that are still alive, the only one i really like is jim gaffigan
Dec 12 2006 8:05PM
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slimbruddah
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I never ever ever thought he was any funny whatsoever... ever. Like I remember one time he was at the much or mtv video awards... and he bombed. It was horrible.
Dec 12 2006 8:08PM
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C.Stone
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dane cook is not funny, he tries too hard
Dec 12 2006 8:09PM
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sKILOve07
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haha .. i like him =]
Dec 12 2006 8:16PM
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twistedxfaith
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bumpitty bump bump
Dec 13 2006 9:18PM
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golf
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he fucking sucks i can't stand him.


the end
Dec 13 2006 9:22PM
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lunchmeat
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for you maybe
Dec 13 2006 9:23PM
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SlickRick.
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creepy fuck
Dec 13 2006 9:23PM
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Silister
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Mitch Fatal is Wickedly Awesome!

It' because of Dane that I've been:
1)Flicked in the eye while making out
2)Whispered 'taste the rainbow' into my ear while going at it
3)Been told his dick feels like corn
4)Had wild screeching in my ear
and several other things.
When Dane involves my personal life.. haha not so fun. Otherwise he's good to listen to.
Dec 13 2006 9:25PM
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hartig
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honestly
Dec 13 2006 9:26PM
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dweezileast
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I hate Dane Cook. The only thing he has accomplished is getting america to suck his dick
Dec 13 2006 9:29PM
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Tolz
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you're jealous
Dec 13 2006 9:37PM
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doritos
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He's only funny because of his presentation? ..Your point? Great comics aren't just great because they have funny jokes, delivery is just as important. It's the only reason I don't like Hedberg, he's a funny dude, but every joke he says is in that same voice, and it's all just a bunch of one-liners... can't stand it. And Cook's jokes are pretty funny, just not on the level of the greats, but as I said, his delivery more than makes up for it. One of my favorite comics, hands down.
Dec 13 2006 9:42PM
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clrumivier4life
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Hedberg's style was awesome.  It fit the part perfectly.  And those aviators he wore...wow.  He was amazing.
Dec 13 2006 10:10PM
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jp_draves
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i like him a lot..hes quite the funny man
Dec 13 2006 10:17PM
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twistedxfaith
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bump
Dec 15 2006 10:40PM
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peak28
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dane gives me massive erectioons that i love to slam in car doors
Dec 15 2006 10:41PM
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twistedxfaith
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... is the man
Dec 16 2006 12:06AM
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derbski
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once again, he is the milli vanilli of stand up comedy, for those of you who dont get it, thats not a compliment
Dec 16 2006 12:09AM
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___ASP___
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hes pretty funny i guess, but hes nothing compared to RUSSEL PETERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 16 2006 12:10AM
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Ben.
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SPECIAL SAUCE ALL OVER MY BODY!!!

SHE WANTS THE SAUCE!!!

or

Tkhey all drinking from him, even thought hes full of debris,....some asbestos.
Dec 16 2006 12:47AM
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Elife
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scared to see your thread die?
Dec 16 2006 4:49AM
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Benson23
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dane cook is the shit!!
Dec 16 2006 9:44AM
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akerbacker
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lol
Dec 16 2006 10:01AM
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beefbud
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how do people find him funny? Like i can see how High School kids could find him funny, but i don't understand how adults/young adults find this guy funny.
Dec 16 2006 11:00AM
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beefbud
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Unleash the comic!!!! take the leash off of MR. DANE COOK!!! UNLEASH HIM!!! Dude dude dude, no sorry! UNLEASH...DUDE DUDE DUDE...
Dec 16 2006 11:06AM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
well seeing that a big majority of newschoolers is still in highschool... thats why.

but yea, never really payed any attention to him so i wouldnt know. the one time I've seen him I didnt laugh.
Dec 16 2006 11:21AM
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