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SEX SEX SEX TROJAN

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Smidt
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Now that I got your attention I got a question who else thinks trojan is a bad name for condoms? I wouldnt want to wear a a condom named after a wooden horse that Entered a City then 100s of ppl came out for a sneak attack. I dunno it just not what id want. Theres a couple other names of condoms that arent that good either but its to tired and I cant remeber the names. when I do ill put em up.
Dec 9 2006 1:23AM
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siversex
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 16
i like your icon. and thats all i have to say about this thread.
Dec 9 2006 1:24AM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
trojans were warriors from the city of troy. the horse was named after them.
Dec 9 2006 1:35AM
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GFELLER.
Posts: 640 - Karma: 13
the banner that showed for me was TwinTipNation.com Keyword: NS

what banners were showing when you opened this up?
Dec 9 2006 1:35AM
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GFELLER.
Posts: 640 - Karma: 13
o o, now its the Stowe Rail Jam banner, this dynamicnessity is amazing!
Dec 9 2006 1:37AM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
Newschoolers Ski Swamp
Killer Deals on New and Used Ski Gear
Dec 9 2006 1:38AM
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spere
Posts: 6105 - Karma: 248
sounds like somebody has a condom and isnt using it.

holding it and reading it critically are we?
Dec 9 2006 1:44AM
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Smidt
Posts: 339 - Karma: 11
nah i dont got one with me and plus its better to do it raw then just pull out and put it in her mouth feels way better then having latex wrapped around your cock
Dec 9 2006 2:16AM
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mattster
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untill you end up with an illegitimate child and a one way plane ticket do mexico
Dec 9 2006 2:21AM
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windhamskibum
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 16
and here starts another you gonna knock a girl up thread...
Dec 9 2006 2:39AM
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nitsua
Posts: 4631 - Karma: 726
i like stuuff athat vchep man
Dec 9 2006 2:42AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
actually, they said the trojans could never be defeated.  so maybe they are saying that their condoms will stay strong, but might be defeated once.  so yea, 99% success rate.
Dec 9 2006 2:59AM
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nitsua
Posts: 4631 - Karma: 726
anal is gods birth control
Dec 9 2006 3:00AM
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J.D.
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The best part is that the Trojans had a small force sneak past their defenses in a group, and then they all burst out and wreaked untold carnage. Kind of a bad metaphor to have if you're a condom manufacturer.
Dec 9 2006 3:15AM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
haha...the team name of my university (USC) is the "Trojans". Its weird.
Dec 9 2006 3:35AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
to the very first thing on this subject they called them trojans because its like the trojan hores... when it makes its way in your guys explode out of it... by that i mean they break... and their too small i find
Dec 9 2006 3:54AM
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Sdot
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Posts like this = first sign that a guy has never gotten laid.
Dec 9 2006 5:14AM
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GFELLER.
Posts: 640 - Karma: 13
i know your really a female. or should I say:

i wonk rouy yllaer a elamef.
Dec 9 2006 6:07AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
hahah what a rockstar, and i bet you pour jack daniels on her when you're done. 
Dec 9 2006 7:01AM
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Sdot
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I don't recall ever claiming otherwise.
Dec 9 2006 7:11AM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
right now the banner is the sublux sweat shirt thats lined with sheep skin shits tight i want one but when i click on it it says item not found :(
Dec 9 2006 9:10AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
i used to use trojans. they suck ass man. bette off to use none
Dec 9 2006 9:17AM
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blind_five
Posts: 327 - Karma: 13
Nothing says "I love you" better...
Dec 9 2006 10:30AM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
dude learn your mytholgy.. troy wasnt the name of the hoarse, it was the city iself "the fall of troy" and its caled trojan because of the trojan warriors. they were great warriors and the only reason they lost was because of a dirty trick that they pulled
Dec 9 2006 1:33PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
baahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
the 'big wooden horse' was the TROJAN HORSE. the people were called the TROJANS.


go back to school.
Dec 9 2006 1:39PM
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Dr._TubesTied
Posts: 660 - Karma: 11
the Spartans are waaaaay cooler than the Trojans. yet they dont have a condem named after them. i feel sort of bad for them. they really dont get enough credit.
Dec 9 2006 1:42PM
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bobs
Posts: 4801 - Karma: 869
spartans are scottish bag pipers? they were are old mascot back in the day and frankly it wasnt intimidating
Dec 9 2006 4:45PM
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da-bling
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hahahahahhahhahhahah
Dec 9 2006 5:12PM
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jimmychung
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beat me to it. own3d.
Dec 9 2006 8:28PM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
the trojans got boned HARD and wished they had better protection. thus they invented condoms
Dec 9 2006 8:33PM
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LostCarKeys
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Rough Rider's
Dec 9 2006 8:39PM
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the_hawk_of_europe
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Click for larger image
Dec 9 2006 8:57PM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
its funny because there is only like a line or two in either of the epics that even mentions some invasion of the city, yet that is the defining picture we get of the seemingly possible trojan war
Dec 9 2006 9:03PM
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duhamelski
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the trojens got inside the gates fo troy. hell, with the help of the trojens you can get inside anything
Dec 9 2006 9:09PM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
agamemnon aint no trojan, but were the trojans... trojans? ooooOOOoo
Dec 9 2006 9:11PM
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reggyboy
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ok history time

troy was a city ocupied by the tojans in the early bronze age. they were heavily involved in trade and uber rich, the city according homer had never fallen. hence trojans condoms reference to safety.

the city was attacked by a mass of greek city states,this was lead by Agamemnon the king of Mycenae

According to home the war lasted ten years. the war was finally won by the greeks, when Odisseus came up with the idea of builing a wooden hoarse, in order to hide men inside, after the trojans were tricked they tragged the horse inside the city which resulted in the whole town being slaughted.

this is all based mainly upon mythology and questionalbe archealogfical finds



Dec 9 2006 9:35PM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
^so my theory works! im surprised i remembered the history right
Dec 9 2006 9:37PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
my penis is a warrior, so obviously the best place for a warrior is a trojan [horse]
Dec 9 2006 9:39PM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
My friend said it was because, the penis sneaks into the vagina and then BAM
Dec 9 2006 9:41PM
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jayamait
Posts: 2567 - Karma: 1,347
haha, nice.
Dec 9 2006 10:12PM
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back_woods
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either way, the metaphor is, you think this condom is a good bet, and then at the last moment a hole opens up and thousands of tiny spermlike warriors burst out.
Dec 9 2006 10:36PM
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Swick825
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 11
the skimatic one
Dec 10 2006 4:07AM
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mothaeast
Posts: 2923 - Karma: 13
Voile-USA one

Yeah but its sort of funny, you're rooting a girl, then all your soldiers burst through from underneath it when you thought all was over, and then they burn her insides and rape everything they see. "I love you" does pretty much the same thing though I guess...
Dec 10 2006 4:18AM
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J.Bass
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 24
yeah its just like basketball. you dribble before you shoot.
Dec 10 2006 4:19AM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Hmm.. somehow I feel like a priest holding condoms should have a caption along the lines of -

"Trojans. Wait, why do we actually need these again?"
or
"Trojans. For his pleasure... not that you really care, sick fuck."
or
"Trojans. No semen, no evidence."

Just my two cents.
Dec 10 2006 7:22AM
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nleboe
Posts: 78 - Karma: 46
weeeeerd...









FOR TROY!!!!!
Dec 20 2006 8:38PM
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BargainBinLaden
Posts: 863 - Karma: 14
our mascot at simsbury high school is the trojan
Dec 20 2006 8:42PM
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BurkeSter
Posts: 963 - Karma: 10
well if the pope endorses trojans then they definatly are the number one brand!
Dec 20 2006 8:44PM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
yeah i think thats the point the creator was trying to make but no one understood him
Dec 20 2006 8:55PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
speaking of sheepskin. how bout sheepskin condoms? how fucked up is THAT! your doing a girl with a peice of sheepskin wrapped around your meat...so gross!
Dec 20 2006 9:05PM
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TimothyLord
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 568

dank

Dec 20 2006 9:12PM
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