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skinewskool
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where mite i be able to buy a pre-trained monkey-butler..........i want him to have a little tuxedo, preform everyday tasks, and be able to drive me around....any suggestions where i could get one and a $$ range on it would be super



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bitches and hoes, bitches and hoes
May 28 2003 8:50AM
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snow-bunny
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why would you want that?

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May 28 2003 9:38AM
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skinewskool
Posts: 159 - Karma: 10
to do my work for me



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May 28 2003 4:22PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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thatd be the sweetest thing ever. like a chimpanzee or somethin.
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May 28 2003 4:54PM
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jksl
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like in the simpsons....just don't give him beer, then he'll get lazy and be useless

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May 28 2003 5:52PM
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skinewskool
Posts: 159 - Karma: 10
damn strait



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May 28 2003 5:55PM
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Dominic
Posts: 256 - Karma: 10
my freind said a guy at his dad's work bought a monkey for like 15$ in brazil and in canada their worth about 3000$
May 31 2003 8:12PM
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skinewskool
Posts: 159 - Karma: 10
id pay like $100,000,000 for a monkey that special



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May 31 2003 10:19PM
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sherLocke
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i want a monkey like ross has in the old friends episodes, i think the monkeys name was marcell? i just want one to sit on my shoulder wherever i go, chicks prob think it cute and i bet a monkey like that wouldnt be bad company if youve got nuttin to do.
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May 31 2003 11:01PM
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NewschoolUnderground
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they're cool, but they fling poo....you'd be sitting on the couch one eday, firing a fatty and all of a sudden you'ed be all like 'who flug poo?' and the monkey would be all like 'EEK EEK EEEEEEEEEEEEEK EEK!!!'


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May 31 2003 11:04PM
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Ds91260
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i want the monkey from american pie
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May 31 2003 11:51PM
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flexmacman
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A gibbon would be frickin ill. But seriously...nobody should have a little simian butler or whatever.They're wild tropical animals' meant to roam the jungles & swing from trees and have fun.......not wear a lil'tuxedo and serve you drinks and chop your firewood n'do your dishes n' shit.
Jun 1 2003 12:03AM
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K_2
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Monkeys are sweet and all but if you go out chick hunting it might start humping the girls leg or something.hahaha. Like owner like pet.
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Jun 1 2003 9:46AM
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Dominic
Posts: 256 - Karma: 10
to bad monkeys dont live in canada
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Jun 1 2003 10:16AM
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KaMiKaZe_00
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they did, they roamed the praries! but than they got shot by the railroad ppl and they are very scarce

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Jun 1 2003 11:01AM
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jarossamdb7
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you could train him to do your home work too.




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Jun 1 2003 4:54PM
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Line1260x
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
my friend just got a monkey..its so cool he named it raffiki
Jun 1 2003 7:50PM
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skinewskool
Posts: 159 - Karma: 10
monkey is even a cool name, you could name the monkey spank so that he would be Spank the Monkey



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Jun 1 2003 8:52PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
Posts: 552 - Karma: 10
ta ha ha ha gag of the year

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Jun 1 2003 8:56PM
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seward
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my buddys dad used to have a monkey, his name was coco.

he was so chill, he just sat there and played with string all the time.

yea so be payed $100can in brazil for him, and snuck him back with all these dental supplies (he was on a biznaz trip)

he was so bomb and then one day he just snapped and started biting people, they had to get rid of coco.


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Jun 1 2003 9:26PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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my friend had a bird named captain screwy it died after his sister put water in its food and it choked to death. Then he got Captain Coco. That monkey named coco reminded me of the bird.

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Jun 1 2003 9:43PM
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