where mite i be able to buy a pre-trained monkey-butler..........i want him to have a little tuxedo, preform everyday tasks, and be able to drive me around....any suggestions where i could get one and a $$ range on it would be super
bitches and hoes, bitches and hoes
i want a monkey like ross has in the old friends episodes, i think the monkeys name was marcell? i just want one to sit on my shoulder wherever i go, chicks prob think it cute and i bet a monkey like that wouldnt be bad company if youve got nuttin to do.
'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'
'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'
they're cool, but they fling poo....you'd be sitting on the couch one eday, firing a fatty and all of a sudden you'ed be all like 'who flug poo?' and the monkey would be all like 'EEK EEK EEEEEEEEEEEEEK EEK!!!'
A gibbon would be frickin ill. But seriously...nobody should have a little simian butler or whatever.They're wild tropical animals' meant to roam the jungles & swing from trees and have fun.......not wear a lil'tuxedo and serve you drinks and chop your firewood n'do your dishes n' shit.
Monkeys are sweet and all but if you go out chick hunting it might start humping the girls leg or something.hahaha. Like owner like pet.
Duffman: That's a mug you don't want to chug! Ohhhh nooooo! (pelvic thrust while dancing)