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Boners in class

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i-like-to-ride
Posts: 17 - Karma: 10
I hate it when i get boners in class. Today i was in math and i had a boner, and this chick totally laughed at me. It always happens in the morning and i go in sweatpants, not a good combo but im too lazy to put on jeans and shit. Any advice.
Dec 6 2006 10:24PM
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Ekraz
Posts: 77 - Karma: 10
sucks if u have to get up and leave or something, i used to have to put my hand in my pocket and hold it down. kinda hurt but what else u gonna do
Dec 7 2006 11:05PM
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jmath
Posts: 112 - Karma: 11
Just put a book or something in front
Dec 7 2006 11:05PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
fuck that.. im an art major. for my drawing classes... fucking naked guy and girls... all over 40.. fucking disgusting
Dec 7 2006 11:06PM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
nah man ,that aggravates it, because all the friction in the pants adds to the "problem". wear something loose fitting, like boxers, or go commando.
Dec 7 2006 11:09PM
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snarky
Posts: 498 - Karma: 13
yep either the tuck or long t-shirts
Dec 7 2006 11:34PM
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slimbruddah
Posts: 2611 - Karma: 25
You 8? Once you hit a certain age little boy, you'll get erections for no apparent reason at all.
I like to call them no reason boners.

Silly little children on NS. Lacking in so much wisdom and knowledge.
Dec 8 2006 12:02AM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
terrible advice. if the kid is popping woodies in math class, i'm sure that would only make things worse.
Dec 8 2006 12:17AM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
yeah i get halfies a lot, i find the best way to deal with them is to discretly sprint as fast as you can to the nearest handicapped bathroom and just rub one or two out it should go right away. if a handicapper comes in (highly unlikely) its just a bonus because its hard to maintain an erection while someone throws poo at you.
Dec 8 2006 12:30AM
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aja_kiki
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 51
two words...FLIP TRICK.
Dec 8 2006 8:28AM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
I just tie it to my leg before school, and especially before dances
Dec 8 2006 8:31AM
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Holden27
Posts: 302 - Karma: 10
hide it in your butt
Dec 8 2006 12:07PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
hahahahahahahhaha
Dec 8 2006 12:54PM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
Newschoolers: a place for hate... and boners
Dec 8 2006 12:58PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
ahahahhaha so true
Dec 8 2006 12:59PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
tuck it up
Dec 8 2006 1:07PM
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mnjib
Posts: 5592 - Karma: 357
hahahahaha wertz that sounded really gay i am sorry.
Dec 8 2006 1:30PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
and most certain of all dont throw it over your sholders like a cotton pickin solider
Dec 8 2006 1:43PM
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Geonerd
Posts: 251 - Karma: 63
yea, get some dude
Dec 8 2006 1:48PM
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lineskis360
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
whats a boner
Dec 8 2006 2:03PM
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=FLO=
Posts: 1969 - Karma: 39
Best answer yet
Dec 8 2006 2:37PM
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The_Greek
Posts: 176 - Karma: 206
yo i got got with a boner in school and i was like i told u it was big. If ur hung it will work, if not suck it
Dec 8 2006 2:49PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
hahaha so simple, yet brilliant

i'd just try paying really hard attention to whtever youa re learning. you can't like school that much.
Dec 8 2006 6:35PM
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robbieA
Posts: 1371 - Karma: 30
just do what Ron Burgundy did
Dec 8 2006 6:55PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
bahaha
Dec 8 2006 7:53PM
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Static
Posts: 8491 - Karma: 4,059
haha
Dec 8 2006 7:58PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
haha the 12 O'clock tuck
Dec 8 2006 8:02PM
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mind_Riot39
Posts: 583 - Karma: 73
aaaaalias. however if this were real i would tell u to say "don't act like you're not impressed"
Dec 8 2006 10:22PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
LMAO
Dec 8 2006 11:45PM
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Andre.B
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 155
hahaha yeah thats what we call them!
Dec 9 2006 5:15AM
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Krazy_Karl
Posts: 540 - Karma: 10
thats the fucking funist thing ever, he'l have a holagraphic paintind of a penis
Dec 11 2006 12:02AM
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Krazy_Karl
Posts: 540 - Karma: 10
i mean shel have a painting
Dec 11 2006 12:03AM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
but if you can, definatly throw it over your shoulder! show off what ya got son!
Dec 11 2006 12:08AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
like a continental soldier!
Dec 11 2006 12:12AM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,266
tall tee's usually do the trick
Dec 11 2006 12:14AM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
hahaha
Dec 11 2006 2:03AM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
Freshman year of college, there was a coffee stand near some of my classes that I always went to... and for some reason I would always get raging erections while standing in line.

I'd pin it on the coffee, but it was only that one place.

And yes, the tuck is the way to go... just rotate to the 12 o clock position and tuck it under your belt. Just make sure nobody lifts up your shirt and sees your dick poking out.
Dec 11 2006 7:04AM
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i-like-to-ride
Posts: 17 - Karma: 10
bump
Dec 13 2006 12:31PM
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derick
Posts: 1045 - Karma: 11
you no that the girl that brought attention to it really liked it but if you pull it up soo it is facing your belly botton it shouldent be a problem aka 12oclock tuck
Dec 13 2006 12:50PM
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
how old are you dude?
Dec 13 2006 2:41PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
hahah frogger69 asked me what that was. i laughed at him and said if you have to ask, youll never know
Dec 13 2006 3:11PM
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DeSena
Posts: 4126 - Karma: 1,352
I say whip it out and start jacking off and screaming as loud as you can and yelling stuff like, FUCK ME, SUCK MY TITSSSSSSSS, LICK MY WEINER!!!!!!!!!! and it should be all good
Dec 13 2006 3:15PM
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JNix.
Posts: 645 - Karma: 12
...wtf
Dec 13 2006 6:08PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
one time in math class i had a bonder, pictured my math teacher naked and before i knew it, it relaxed
Dec 13 2006 6:14PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
...permanently
Dec 13 2006 7:24PM
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eyeLiektoSkee
Posts: 827 - Karma: 12
i find if i think about gross naked people, i end up just thinking about sex and then hot sex and then it stays. wear a belt and tuck that shit. sit at the back of class so you can tuck without people seeing. I got them all the time on the bus in jr.high/middle school. But it happens very rarely now. Girls just dont understand.
Dec 13 2006 7:39PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
this happened today and of course i had to get up during class and take my test from the teacher. I was so awkwardly sorta bending over to hide it. Afterwards me and my friend devised a system of terms to describe the severity of boners.

Dec 13 2006 7:43PM
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twistedxfaith
Posts: 915 - Karma: 20
I love it when guys get boners in class, I find it very funny and amusing and almost always laugh, well except when your dancing with someone and then you feel it, and you just kinda pretend you dont notice and then its just awkward because no one says anything because both people pretend nothing happened
Dec 13 2006 7:43PM
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Mert
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
lean forward
Dec 13 2006 7:45PM
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eyeLiektoSkee
Posts: 827 - Karma: 12
Suck their dick, or they'll hate you forever
Dec 13 2006 7:45PM
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lunchmeat
Posts: 922 - Karma: 227
ow!
Dec 13 2006 7:58PM
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