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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
Whats your worst/ugliest/most embarissing...etc pukeing expirence?

I think mine would have to be in my buddies dads hella expensive brand new Mercedies SLK 500. His dad let him take it out for the evening. He was nice enough to drive me home after i had a weeee bit too much to drink....I plastered the back seat with god knows what and left some sort of stomach residue all over the right passenger door. The worst part was all of that took place infornt of a cop...
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May 26 2003 11:40PM
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jono
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dude, why the hell didnt you ask him to pull over so you could puke, thats terrible. -250 points for ruining a nice car
May 26 2003 11:51PM
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Aspen23NYC
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this one's bad but i'll tell it anyways. on my 21st i came home from the bar, wasted as hell, and decided at like 2:30 that i needed to take a shit. so i go in my bathroom, take a shit, fall asleep on the toilet, and then proceed to puke all over the floor and inside my pants. one of my roommates got up at like 7 to check on me and walked into my bathroom to see me sleeping on the toilet with my pants down and filled with puke. and the bastard told everyone we know.
May 26 2003 11:53PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
^^^ so far yours is best...and for the otherguy...i was far to wasted to know...
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May 26 2003 11:55PM
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Aspen23NYC
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even worse was that i was so drunk i put my pants back on and went to bed.
May 26 2003 11:57PM
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cj
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ouch...
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May 26 2003 11:57PM
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mikee
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bahahaha. I am on a streak, no puking for 4 years now. (I dont drink)

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May 27 2003 12:40AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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I've got a couple windows open with ns. so I really hope this is the puke thread if not then heres a random story.

comin home from the club. 4 half dead, drunk people in the car. The 3 minute car ride back to my friends house took 45 minutes. we had to stop about every 100 yards just because one of us had to chuck. I think I jumped out of the van into the other lane as the car was stopping (thank god for no oncoming traffic) and ralphed in the middle of the main strip of this town there were more stops, more people falling down snow banks into the ditch on the road. then sitting in my friends computer chair with the waste basket in my lap. puking up bile untill there was nothing left so I just kept dry heaving. seeing as there was no point to the bucket I put it down on the floor. I woke up the next morning with bile and sotmache acid all over my leg and on his chair. I didn't bring a change of clothes, woke up and went in for the first day of marchbreak camp without a shower reeking of mainly goldschlager.
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May 27 2003 3:22AM
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anomericas
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haha, aspens story is funny as hell!
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May 27 2003 8:41AM
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skier_chick_360
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Mike... dont talk to me about dry heaves... they suck ASS!!!! and they HURT!! I just sleep through it.. i have never thrown up while ive been asleep THANK GOD!
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May 27 2003 10:05AM
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Lateralis
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dry heaves fucken suck! i was extrremly plastered one time and we went to tim hortons and bought a donut,well a couple minutes after eatin it my stomach got all rowdy so we left and in the park by the river i started to dry heave like a mother fucker,little pieces of the donut,it terribly terribly hurt


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May 27 2003 11:00AM
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on the bus on the halloween pub crawl, my friend had to pee real bad. so the bus stops at a light and the driver lets him pee. here is some guy dressed as papa smurf draining a 5th on the sidewalk of a super busy street in broad daylight. i bet that scarred some little kids for life: 'mommy why is papa smurf stumbling and peeing on the sidewalk???'

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May 27 2003 2:02PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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thats not a puke story man but still funny as shit, my best is when my gf and i got wasted at a party, we then were in one of the rooms ready to get it on and i upchucked all over her legs right as i was kissing her, fuunny as hell, she flipped out ran down stairs and tripped and passed out at the bottom

kbus124: so i see a movie is more important then me...i can handle that
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May 27 2003 3:20PM
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SohCahToa
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my friend luis was on some crazy morning glory tpe of shit and was out of control. my other friend Happy was driving him around. happy had a loop on his pants, and luis thought is was the window thing. he unrolled happys window(actually just puling the loop in a circle) and bent over and puked all over happys pants
May 27 2003 3:39PM
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Jackpot
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i puked in the local curling club bathroom, while my geography teacher was in the locker room...i had to come out and talk to him, drunks as hell and probably reeking of puke, then i had to face about 50 parents, all of which were teachers/former teachers or family friends...then i dry heaved when i was laughing like 15 minutes later....it all was funny after it happened

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