Yeah, back in the saddle,
it's time...almost for me to bust out the crazy stories which I call a life that i've been living the past few months. They're takin forever to write. But yesterday, I climbed 7 km down some caves in nelson unguided, through sketchy ass crawlspaces for 5 hours, trying to reach the center of the earth. That was right after the Maydaze rave just north of Nelson, where I played bongos on the rooftop patio we built on our van for 8 hours straight, watching hot girls throw fire while mushing out and watching whacked people run full tilt into the side of the van. Oh, and between those days, we hiked up Crystal Creek in nelson and slept in a giant cave, and had to listen to a fucking rat chew my shoes all night. I smoked it with a water bottle, then it fucked off...but my shoes were fucked.
The rave was in this airport hangar outside, and there was more inside, with a bowling alley, ping pong and air hockey. I only went in once, the real party was around the huge fire with all the hippies and drums, watching people try and fly off the roof of our van straight into the fire. Ill get some pics soon, we had a slide off the roof, as well as chairs (until they got thrown in the fire by this kid who proceeded to follow suit, supermanning into the fire) We had hippy vans around, and topns of hotties tryin to keep warm, and 6 or 7 people with fire batons and chains. (those were funny when the local natives got a hold of them...their breath exploded,...along with their clothing..hehe)
That was a trip. especially all the musheads (me mostly) and my 7 wood missions, all turning into dfferent missions along the way...mission to find aussie I just lost...mission to find jacket cause im fuckin cold....mission to find mushrooms for Paul...mission to get back to van......mission to find drum....what am I doing again? Oh yeah, Looking for wood...and so on, and on, and on....Never actually getting any wood...thankfully a pick up truck rocked up from the middle of no where and dumped a load off. Yeah, it was a pretty sweet time. Im buying a drum asap. And the caves..the Cody caves, we got to them, but they were all locked up...so JOhn lifted the iron gate off it's hinges. Sweet. we smoked a bone and travelled down...down, down, and down some more, eventually reaching places so small, we had to crawl through the underground river to get to (hopefully) the next room. That was super sweet, tons of stalgmites and stalagtites.
that was the last 3 days.
Im going back to ottawa in a few days. if anyone lives along the way from nelson bc to ottawa and can take me on an adventure, lemme know, Ill drop by.
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