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OMG!!!! PEPSI BILLION DOLLAR CHALLENGE!!!

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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
ONE BILLION DOLLARS!!!!
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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May 20 2003 6:02PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
I seem to be confused.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

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May 20 2003 6:02PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
YES, WHAT IS IT?
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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

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May 20 2003 6:02PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
yeah i fucking know, whenever i open a pepsi bottle, i just think of what i'd do with that amount of money. 'Two chicks at the same time, man'
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May 20 2003 6:03PM
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jksl
Posts: 12726 - Karma: 737
they should do something moe constructive with the money, or some of the money
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May 20 2003 6:03PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Ill donate it to charity.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

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May 20 2003 6:03PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
id donate sum. spend lots. buy hookers. useless stuff :D
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When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

May 20 2003 6:07PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
WI, office space all the way baby
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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
May 20 2003 6:14PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
'i'd do nothing'

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

May 20 2003 6:26PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
thats a crock of shit if i've ever heard it.



SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

May 20 2003 6:36PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
'i...i...i believe you have my stapler. bu...uh...hmm'

'i..i...set the building on fire'

Milton kicks ass
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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
May 20 2003 6:43PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
ahahaha, ummmmmmmm yeah. We have a roach problem. WOuld you mind fixing that for us?

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

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May 20 2003 6:44PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
'it's a jump to conclusions mat. you see it's this mat that you put on the floor; with different CONCLUSIONS that you could JUMP to.'
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May 20 2003 6:57PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Thats the worst idea I have ever heard

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

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May 20 2003 6:58PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
'yes, this is horrible'
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May 20 2003 7:04PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
HOOKERS! PROSTITUTES!!!!! GO GO GO! STDS!
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

May 20 2003 7:08PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
a bilion dollars? taht's insane, is it only in the u.s or canada to?
Seize the carp
May 20 2003 7:20PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah you probably get it in payments of 100,000 a year for the next 1000 years
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May 20 2003 7:39PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
id donate it all to the site..................NOT!
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

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May 20 2003 7:47PM
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SkeeOrDye
Posts: 4027 - Karma: 42
thats fuked up. but u get it in insallments. still free money is free money. ill take 10 bucks from a cap
May 20 2003 7:49PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
fuck pepsi.. i bet no one will win or something


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
What time is it... saturday?
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
May 20 2003 7:53PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
they say one person is guranteed 1 million and gets a chance for 1 billion

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me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!
May 20 2003 7:55PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
how bout I hold a contest. All the girls between 16 and 25 suck my cock and have a chance of winning a billion dollars.

any takers?



SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

May 20 2003 11:06PM
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Froggy
Posts: 192 - Karma: 10
Pinocchio is Italian for 'pine eye'!
May 20 2003 11:36PM
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Damien
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10
Isnt this contest supposed to be for the new 'Fear Factor' show....

you get a chance to participate in it and if you DO win you get $1 Billion... thats what I thought it was supposed to be anyways
May 21 2003 12:18AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
who gives a fuck



SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

May 21 2003 12:19AM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
still though, that's insane, think about going from your current situation so say middle class to a instant billionaire, i mean what you could do with all that money, you could buy a small country, i'd give 100 million to charity, put 100 million in rsp so i'd make crazy interest just to ensure i don't run out, i'd give 100 mil to my parents and 50 to my bro and sis, and some to some friends and family, then i'd go shopping crazy and buy everythiing i ever wanted, then i'd retire for the rest of my life
Seize the carp
May 21 2003 12:40AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
YUP, IT'S A PERFECT LIFE IN A BAG>

caps sory

all that money would be more of a burden than a blessing. Trust me on that one.
SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

May 21 2003 1:04AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
skipimp your idea for a competition is sick, ill judge too though
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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!
May 21 2003 8:45AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
yeah, we'll have to take daily breaks, I don't want my cock to get all wrinkly like it was in a pool for 10 hours.
SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

May 21 2003 3:02PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
with 1 billion dollars you could easily go buy a mansion somewhere nice and go live there for the rest of your life. Hell, you could even have 2 or 3 friends with you cuz you could pay for em too. Itd be the life. for sure.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

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May 21 2003 3:12PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah and while were on breaks we can just get the girls to be our servants and shit, they can get us drinks, cook for us, and give us massages
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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!
May 21 2003 3:14PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
'One winner is gauranteed 1 million dollars, and a chance to win 1 billion dollars'

Its pretty obvious that no one is going to win it, they just used the word 'chance' to make it sound real.
May 21 2003 3:50PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
^people already said that
trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

May 21 2003 3:56PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
'yeah and while were on breaks we can just get the girls to be our servants and shit, they can get us drinks, cook for us, and give us massages'

Isn't that what they're supposed to do, anyway?




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Your toothpaste is in my peanut butter! - Spongebob
May 21 2003 4:00PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
/\sexist fag i should kick your ass for saying that
trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

May 21 2003 4:06PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
ok, calm down. its a joke 'fag'. and how would u kick my ass on the internet?




Listen to Bob Marley

Your toothpaste is in my peanut butter! - Spongebob
May 21 2003 4:08PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
idk? how can you have sex on the internet? lets pretend... i am now punching you in the face. you start spiting blood.
trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

May 21 2003 4:30PM
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gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
i am now E-hurt
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May 21 2003 4:34PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
i look up and spear u and start punching u in the face. u start bleeding heavily.




Listen to Bob Marley

Your toothpaste is in my peanut butter! - Spongebob
May 21 2003 4:39PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
i whip it out and start peeing... you know have pee all over you blinding you
trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

May 21 2003 4:48PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
i castrate u with my bare hands. u start pissing blood.




Listen to Bob Marley

Your toothpaste is in my peanut butter! - Spongebob
May 21 2003 4:50PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
I WIN!!!!!!!!!




Listen to Bob Marley

Your toothpaste is in my peanut butter! - Spongebob
May 21 2003 5:20PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
if i won a billion dollars, the first thing id buy is an ak47 to kill ne bitches that try to rob me
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
May 21 2003 5:40PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
yea derek kicked my ass :(
trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

May 21 2003 5:59PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i dont think i'd invest it. Just in a savings account the interest would be more than enough to live off of. I could build a huge dryslope ski hill and in the winter when it snowed i could have a real ski hill. I'd also buy tons of other stuff. Money can buy happiness.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
May 21 2003 6:12PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
i kicked your cyber ass




Listen to Bob Marley

Your toothpaste is in my peanut butter! - Spongebob
May 21 2003 6:23PM
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pag
Posts: 3412 - Karma: 69
I would buy a ski resort with 1 billion dollar
PAG
May 21 2003 6:30PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
'i am now e-hurt' that was golden my friend
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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
May 21 2003 7:10PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
skier gangs for life yo.. INTERNET THUGHSS wut wut!

I'd buy a tank and crush shit.
SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

May 22 2003 2:29AM
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Skis_to_the_slaughter
Posts: 166 - Karma: 10
I need to see a link

Member of The Being In a Club Club
May 22 2003 4:27PM
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