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"Dude. Everyday before I go to sleep I pray for a zombie uprising. Me and my homies have weapons in our cars, and plans for the uprising on where to go and how to survive. If zombies took over the world my life would improve by at least 50 %." ~dick-juice
"I find when I run, when I'm high, I just forget to get tired." ~mothaeast
One time my mom was like what are you listening to and I was like"elton john"and she was like "relly I didnt think you liked that kind of music" and I was like"featuring Tupac bitch JEA JEA" ---gunitthuggin
"ive always thought that when you die you get to do ski jumps that are all of the air that youve ever gotten in your life combined and you get the chance to do a super trick." skinlikewinter
That is honestly some of the craziest shit I have ever seen. He def has some part of his brain that is WAY WAY more developed then normal people. Being able to know how to draw that shit out perfectly all elongated and shit.
"He'll run up to someone and be like get the fuck on the ground you fucking asshole or i'll spray you with my mace gun. and than in the car he'll be like go with christ bra"- Burgrider