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whats your porn name?

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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
mine is charles saratoga

pirates. they just don't fuck around.

SMS session 4
May 18 2003 9:23PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
will pork


'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'-petek

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
May 18 2003 9:26PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
jack shooter

2 Inchers Club
May 18 2003 9:28PM
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roxysister360
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 10
Ann Nicholas
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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

'Life is a stage on which everyone contributes a verse...what will your verse be?' -Robin Williams in 'The Dead Poets Society'
May 18 2003 9:28PM
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AlpineShopVT
Posts: 381 - Karma: 11
Mike Bowman
'That's What I Love about highschool girls. As I get older they stay the same age.'
May 18 2003 9:29PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
willy monterey

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
May 18 2003 9:30PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
ann nicholas isnt that good, its gotta be more exotic than that


'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'-petek

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
May 18 2003 9:32PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
when they hear 'jack shooter' the ladies just know they want my 2 inches of sausage

2 Inchers Club
May 18 2003 9:34PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
Ain Alwonder



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC
***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
May 18 2003 9:34PM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
Mick Earl...just my stage name, but I perform in many of the industries...
Thank you for reading my post,
have a nice day :)




the thing I like about highschool girls, is I keep getting older but they stay the same age!

I don't just huck, I suck

Actually my name isn't even James!

Hugs not drugs!

can't we all just get along?

love your neighbor, even if he is some creepy old man

I hate hate

visit my crappy website...OR ELSE!

I flunked out of school cause I'm hardcore!

the REAL creator of the NS.com cousin exchange program!

How are you gonna learn to party in school, MOM!

Enter your new signature below:

Submit

Official whistle toting deputy ski patrol.

Andrew and I (standing in liftline) : 'DILLHOLE!'
guy up front (while raising hand): right here!

Don't drop your pocket!

I'd like to give a special thanks to gsqueen, who named her thread after me...my 1st very own thread
May 18 2003 9:36PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
Juan Long

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
May 18 2003 9:38PM
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(ski)
Posts: 3083 - Karma: 10
juan ramone
May 18 2003 10:06PM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
most of my friends call me 'Boner,' i think thats good enough


-Craig (a.k.a. Boner)

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else


sms session 4
May 18 2003 10:19PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
haha. camel toe. hahaha

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
May 18 2003 10:59PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
slikjamejik, you need to change yer dam info, it is so dam long, that shit bugs me, cause then u gotta scroll all the way down
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Froggy has the best random shit. pikachu must die

'if you leave headphones on for an hour, it increases the amount of bacteria in your ear by 700 times'-Froggy

'in the last decade, 19 people have lost part or all of their vision due to camel spit'-Froggy
May 18 2003 11:06PM
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thegetupkid
Posts: 159 - Karma: 10
drew tiffin
fuck you
May 18 2003 11:16PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
Lynn Ardens

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 18 2003 11:20PM
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SwitchBitch
Posts: 396 - Karma: 10
Drew Isabella...
or Drew 16th Street...hahaha
May 18 2003 11:22PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
haha!

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 18 2003 11:22PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
wait, is is middle name + street you lived on?

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 18 2003 11:24PM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
peter north

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
May 18 2003 11:26PM
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SwitchBitch
Posts: 396 - Karma: 10
Ya, thats what its supposed to be.
Doesn't work so weel in my case.
May 18 2003 11:27PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
Sean Whisper


Proud member of the NS Ogre Team.
Member of NS t.A.T.u. fanclub!
May 18 2003 11:29PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
elmer flannagan
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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
May 18 2003 11:38PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Okay... If it's middle name + street/circle you live on (which is what Sarah Fries and I originally did), then mine is Daulton Goodnews, which just sounds plain retarded. Frosh year, my best friend Geary and I made up pornstar names for each other ALL the time. We each had about fifty, because we'd give each other a new one each week. It was so shibby. I could list them all, but it'd probably just annoy y'all, so I don't think I will.

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Oh Golly!
You miss 100% of the shots you never take.
May 18 2003 11:45PM
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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
Kristina Kaslo



I didn't really want to enjoy the moment;
I wanted to take drugs.
May 18 2003 11:48PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
Munro Birchwood.


-Andy

Sure, I coulda stayed.
I coulda been king.
But in my own way, I am king.
Hail to the king, baby!
May 18 2003 11:48PM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
leonard elm
|B|r|y|a|n|

www.|S|a|S| films.com

www.zealoptics.com

***Newschoolers.com Veteran***
May 18 2003 11:51PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
thomas bayview or my fav, IHAVEAHUGEWANG SOSUCKIT
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us
-an ashamed american
May 18 2003 11:57PM
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SkeeOrDye
Posts: 4027 - Karma: 42
*looks around room*... Ko Ka Kola
May 18 2003 11:58PM
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stupid3000
Posts: 558 - Karma: 10
guinevere aquarius... heh
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*~Riann~*

Remember: only users lose drugs
May 19 2003 12:01AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
Well if its ure middle and street name, then my name is Blank(because i have no middle name) Aster



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC
***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
May 19 2003 12:03AM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
i didnt know there was a method to it i just made up will pork, i guess mine would be Louis Adams


'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'-petek

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
May 19 2003 12:06AM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
in that case...Earl Missoula or Earl bridger
Thank you for reading my post,
have a nice day :)




the thing I like about highschool girls, is I keep getting older but they stay the same age!

I don't just huck, I suck

Actually my name isn't even James!

Hugs not drugs!

can't we all just get along?

love your neighbor, even if he is some creepy old man

I hate hate

visit my crappy website...OR ELSE!

I flunked out of school cause I'm hardcore!

the REAL creator of the NS.com cousin exchange program!

How are you gonna learn to party in school, MOM!

Enter your new signature below:

Submit

Official whistle toting deputy ski patrol.

Andrew and I (standing in liftline) : 'DILLHOLE!'
guy up front (while raising hand): right here!

Don't drop your pocket!

I'd like to give a special thanks to gsqueen, who named her thread after me...my 1st very own thread
May 19 2003 12:12AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
blank shooter, wait thats not good inuendo
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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
May 19 2003 12:17AM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
uh, im owen twining
or owen 14a
'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT

'say everyone under 16 cannot particapate in the forum conversation

and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.
where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
May 19 2003 1:12AM
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BeckaSki
Posts: 587 - Karma: 10
Mine's Anne Auburn, not terribly exciting.


Yay for SMS session 2!
May 19 2003 1:24AM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
elliot from E.T.


first to figure out what lathgwanh means.
ns ogre crew
May 19 2003 1:33AM
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mogulbarron
Posts: 419 - Karma: 11
my porn name is willy wanker and my other alias is long dong silver for the pirate porno
'I been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin.
May 19 2003 7:50AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
Robert Eagle
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
May 19 2003 8:23AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
with the middle name street thing mine is maxdonald warner, which sucks
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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!
May 19 2003 10:14AM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Harry Potter, or sometimes...Fudgemaster Flash





don't throw stones if you live in a glass house;
and if you got a glass jaw you better watch your mouth
May 19 2003 10:37AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
i have a good porn name, middle name is George and my street i lived on was Cedar..........GEORGE CEDAR!! hahah i love it


President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
May 19 2003 10:52AM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
mine would suck as it would be michael camille wtf is that. a better one would be
Mike Hogischmall

or Hugh G. Rection

or Pat McRotch



'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'
-mitch hedburg
May 19 2003 11:50AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
Barry McCockiner
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
May 19 2003 12:44PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
jack sofalot
Seize the carp
May 19 2003 12:59PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
or a good one for a girl could be sharon wood
Seize the carp
May 19 2003 1:02PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Blank Craig Henry

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
May 19 2003 1:04PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Bummi Seiväs.
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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

'Nigga Please- from the makers of Cracker Ass-crackers.'
May 19 2003 1:12PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
mine would be, shove a. cockinerass



'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'
-mitch hedburg
May 19 2003 3:33PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
if its middle name then street, then mine is

David Kiwi



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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
The Offcial Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Vagina°°°
°°°NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND°°°
May 19 2003 3:39PM
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