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I have a sore on my penis

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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
And it hurts like hell. I hate it when too much dry-humping rubs the skin right off... now its all scabbed over. Tight jeans and sex maneuvers don't go together... I shoulda just skipped the foreplay.

Please leave all the STD jokes at home, thank you.

And someone time this to see how long it lasts before deletion.

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May 18 2003 1:12AM
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l_KeViN_l
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 16
ghet some polysporin and some mosturizer..

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May 18 2003 1:15AM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
but remember, with the moisterizer, you MAY get tempted

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

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May 18 2003 2:18AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
some things really just don't fucking need to be known!

but moisturize so you don't burn yourself again...
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May 18 2003 2:29AM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
Posts: 2023 - Karma: 8
hey come on, the man is in pain here, go comfort him now


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You have to let that raga drop
The oil down the desert way
Has been shakin' to the top
The shiek he drove his Cadillac
He went a' cruisnin' down the ville
The muezzin was a' standing
On the radiator grille
The shareef don't like it
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May 18 2003 2:39AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
u could try to wear a condom everywhere, think of it as penis armor, or u could stop wearin the tight jeans, but stoping sex is out of the question, keep fightin the good fight man
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'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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May 18 2003 2:51AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
by the way, ur a mod right kami? so r u tryin to lose ur moderatorship or somthin? or do u really want to get advice about a sore on ur penis from a bunch of 12 year olds who dont even have hair on their penises?
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

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May 18 2003 2:53AM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
brutal, no masterbating for you
Seize the carp
May 18 2003 3:02AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
nothing can stop a man from pleasuring his penis


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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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May 18 2003 3:28AM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
duuude... i wasnt gonna say it, but i have a similar thing, it takes up 90 percent of my penis, and it is tthhis pussing scab. its sooo painful. this time i was getting head from my girlfriend, she rubbed some acidic paint remover on, and .... it burned...
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Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

May 18 2003 7:50AM
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snow-bunny
Posts: 571 - Karma: 10
way too much information
*~cRazY cAt*~
May 18 2003 8:03AM
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sherLocke
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why the balls did she put acid on your dong, i would rubbed it all over he face and then cock smakced her if she did that to me.
peace,paul



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May 18 2003 8:03AM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
we had no lube./.. that was the closest thing. now all 32 inches of my penis are scabbed ;)
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

May 18 2003 8:09AM
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snow-bunny
Posts: 571 - Karma: 10
just cut it off
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May 18 2003 8:25AM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
got any more stupid ideas?

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May 18 2003 9:33AM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
It's called a scorsm.


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May 18 2003 9:52AM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
ah man, i thought kami's post was too much, but Blindblinds tops it. Acid? that's rough man. best of luck to both of you and your weiners.
-chris
May 18 2003 9:55AM
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Andy_De_Kam
Posts: 293 - Karma: 10
i have a sore on my penis from fucking madtrixx retarted sister to much
I fucked your retarted sister
May 18 2003 10:10AM
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J-Ho
Posts: 360 - Karma: 10
hahaha...acid...good luck with those ones guys

dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????

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May 18 2003 10:49AM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
shorts work very well very very well

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May 18 2003 11:01AM
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vegabond
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squeeze it, see what comes out.

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May 18 2003 11:15AM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
did some of you actually believe blind blinds story? and since when do you need lube to get head?

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May 18 2003 11:19AM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
yeah i was jus gonna say that, why the balls did you need lube to get head? and why would you use acidic paint remover? if something removes paint, keep your dong away idiot. i hope to god for your sake that your story was bullshit.
peace,paul



'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'
-mitch hedburg
May 18 2003 12:16PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
this thread can stay but my 'how to suck cock' one cant? bull.
May 18 2003 12:23PM
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mommy
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once i gave head to a flamethrower.. best facial ever!
May 18 2003 12:24PM
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Andy_De_Kam
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i thought it was funny
I fucked your retarted sister
May 18 2003 1:12PM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
awww. sounds to me like kami has a bad case of FRICTION BURN


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May 18 2003 1:13PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
well its been here for more than 12 hours, i think its here to stay
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

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May 18 2003 1:23PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
stroke my dong dong dong dong, all day long. strokin my dong while i sing this song



Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
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°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
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May 18 2003 1:31PM
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Andy_De_Kam
Posts: 293 - Karma: 10
i was laying in the bed
like gimmie some head
she said when you coming back
like unh uh you dead
i dont suck deals
i was looking at the chick like
'bitch ill what the fucks the deal'
do you really feel if you dont be getting
youll have sex appeal
oh yes you will be sucking my dick tonite
my zipper went zip
i put my pants to my hips
she put her thumbs up like
the fonze said 'ffffff'
i was like shit
i dislike her
had her thumbs up like a hitchhiker
ready to fight her
but instead i chill
i looked her in the grill and said
'oh yes you will be licking my dick tonite'
I fucked your retarted sister
May 18 2003 1:40PM
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EastCoastPride
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You fail.


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May 18 2003 1:44PM
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Ds91260
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yea, u suck
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
May 18 2003 1:52PM
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mikee
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ditto

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

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May 18 2003 1:56PM
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caylorswift
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mine is better



Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
The Offcial Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Vagina°°°
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May 18 2003 2:00PM
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miss_hevern87
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 12
but his was longer, sow hat does tha ttell you?






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May 18 2003 2:38PM
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skinewskool
Posts: 159 - Karma: 10
bite it off



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bitches and hoes, bitches and hoes
May 18 2003 3:56PM
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Ds91260
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quality over quantity
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
May 18 2003 4:19PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
exactly. You would rather have a good apple over 2 bad apples wouldnt you? I know I would.

-MiKeE LIfSHiTz-

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May 18 2003 4:20PM
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