Chacha.com

hahah i just searched for some random pornstar and i got this....

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: saraa
saraa: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
saraa: Hi there!
You: whats up
saraa: How may I help you with your search on Amy Reid? Is she famous?
You: uhh.. she's a pornstar
You: i'm kind of embarrassed right now

Yeah, I searched newschool skiing and I got NS first try. Also, brokeback mountain. I wanted to know where it was.

they made one in richmond,vt i hate my gay state

goddamnit, i asked for goatse and said it had nice pics then i got banned

I got banned because of the brokeback one. I'm like, oh yeah, I'm looking for a porn site not a mountain.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: saraa
saraa: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey supp
saraa: Hello, how may I help you with your search on some guy named rob in an audi?
You: some guy named rob in audi gave me seamen
You: i need to find him
You: I was looking for Seamen, and he gave men semen
You: hello???
You: god damn it


Haha, I love south park...

lmao ^^ classic!!!

ohh my fucking lord caleb !

Haha Caleb official Chacha pimp of NS.

this chacha is hilarious...and definitly a pimp

they blocked me, cause i used profanity

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TeresaM
TeresaM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hola
TeresaM: Hi!
You: yo hablo espanol
You: me gusta tu!
TeresaM: What can I help you with?
You: muy bueno
You: ay papi!
You: ..
You: hola?
TeresaM: Sorry, My espanol not so good, let me transfer you.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Guide not located.






damn i wish they transfered me to a spanish person, then i would talk english lol

michellek was nice. we had a conversation. she made me laugh...

HAHA, Fucking awsome.

sorry to inform you caleb... http://underground.chacha.com/guide/guide_profile/10944
but she's got some kids and a husband already..

If you get banned just clear you cookies and it works again.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DonnaR
DonnaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey
DonnaR: Hello!
You: I'm looking for the pants party
DonnaR: Sure. One moment please.
You: Some girl asked me if I wanted to go to the pants party
You: So I went on here and tried to find details about it
You: were you invited to the pants party?
DonnaR: No, I was not. I'm always left out.
You: awww well, you can be cordially invited to the pants party if you want

bahahaha

how do you clear your cookies on a mac?

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: erink
erink: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Whats up comrad
erink: hello
erink: how are you tonight?
You: im stellar you?
erink: what can i help you with tonight?
You: im looking for the anarchist cookbook
erink: sure let me look for you
You: thanks bud
You: thats the one and one more thing
erink: ok
You: i need a link for wholesale fertalizer and basic electronics
You: awesome and finally the electronics
You: ok im set for now thanks alot, you dont know what you are doing for your country

Wonder if he got it. If so I should be seeing a white van in front of my house any minute now.

hahahahaha took me a while there, wow thats funny, but i would never do it

damn i got banned after one convo.

same happened to me, delete your cookies, then you can go back on

damnit my session keeps ending due to restricted content

You: skis
OneilY: Ok, hold one moment
You: no problem
OneilY: Is that a type of music?
You: no
You: they are skis
OneilY: Whats a "skis"
You: ae you retarded
You: skis, skiing
OneilY: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.


Where in the hell do they find retards that dont know what skis are????

oooohh pwned

hah

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: maryc
maryc: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: ell o
maryc: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: i ned midget for hire
You: i run cirkus
You: midget toss is vry populr
maryc: You know I heard it was a real sport.
You: i hear this too
maryc: Just a moment I will try to find some information for you.
You: i ned cute midget this midgets ar not so good lookng
maryc: maybe this site will help.
You: no this no work
maryc: ok just a moment lets see what else I can find.
You: ar you midget? i pay vry good
maryc: No sorry...Im 6'7
You: i hear you shrnk when u get old
You: mayb it still work
maryc: haha
You: u liek joke?
maryc: yes very funny.
You: i was comedien befor war
maryc: Which war?
You: i loose sense of homur after i kill peopl
You: vietnam
maryc: I can understand.
You: i get agent orange in m body
You: damn president bush!
maryc: ooh.
You: i will run for president
You: u will be my vice president ok?
maryc: There is idea
You: we take government by storm
maryc: shock and awe
You: aha yes
You: clinton is good guy he will mayb help us
maryc: or his wife?
You: mayb not so much
maryc: true..dont know what I was just thinking. haha
You: she jus use bill clintons like a rat
maryc: haha...Im sorry I cant find you any good looking midgets to hire is there anything else on this subject I can find for you?
You: i thik i should learn more of this politic if i run for president
You: i go now
You: i see you agan
maryc: You have a great day!
maryc: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

so i was at school so i wasn't going to be abusive, but here i asked some info about the site and here is what i got.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KimberlyD
KimberlyD: Welcome to ChaCha!
KimberlyD: Hello!
You: hey
KimberlyD: How are you today?
You: not bad and you
KimberlyD: Give me a few minutes and I will send you some info.
KimberlyD: Great! Thanks for asking!
You: thank you
You: so where are you based out of?
KimberlyD: I am from Ohio, but ChaCha HQ are in Indiana. The guides are from all over the US
You: nice
You: when was ChaCha started?
KimberlyD: They just went public back in late September.
You: very cool i like this idea of assisted searches
KimberlyD: It is pretty nice.
KimberlyD: Especially for people who are not very internet savvy, or for people who are extremely busy
KimberlyD: I have used it several times myself!
You: do your guides have any specialsed training? or areas of expertise?
KimberlyD: The guides are trained on keywords in which they have to be proficient in finding info on.
KimberlyD: However, right now, sometimes guides get searches that don't pertain to their keyword.
KimberlyD: In that case, if they can't find the info, they can transfer the infoseeker to another guide who may be able to help them better.
You: but for example no one in particular is trained to search for just info on biology
KimberlyD: There are certain guides who are trained for that area, but they can assist in other areas too.
KimberlyD: Are these sites helpful to you?
KimberlyD: Are they what you were looking for?
You: interesting... do you also do searches for scholarly articles. like electronic journals and scientific papers
You: yes they are thank you
KimberlyD: Yes. We can do that too.
KimberlyD: Just about anything can be searched for except for adult content info.
You: so if i had a question for a paper you could find me reputable info
KimberlyD: Yes.
You: excellent
KimberlyD: Can I help you with anything else today?
You: why not adult info
KimberlyD: ChaCha doesn't support finding that info because you never know who is asking. The person could be underage.
KimberlyD: etc...
You: cool....no those sites were great i will return if i have any other questions, thanks for your help
KimberlyD: You're welcome! It was nice chatting with you!
KimberlyD: Have a good day!
KimberlyD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MattM
MattM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
MattM: Hello, what kind of info were you looking for?
You: i need some info on racist organizations
MattM: OK, I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: so how are you doing
MattM: I'm doing great, you?
You: good
You: are there a lot of jews where you live?
MattM: Um, yes, there happens to be a high concentration of them. I live in Panama City, Panama.
You: ohh wow thats way down in central america
You: lots of beaners
You: huh?
MattM: Unfortunately, most of the results I am finding are anti-racist sites.
MattM: Are these results sufficient?
You: nahhh i was looking for something along the line of the KKK or an Aryan Nation
MattM: OK, let me see if I can find more info on those and related groups...
You: so what do you think about Noreyaga being elected in Nicuragua
MattM: I don't have too much of an opinion since I am actually a US citizen.
You: thats true but it ads to teh rise of liberal socialist governments that are anti-american, in latin america.
MattM: Perhaps.
MattM: Are those last two results more of what you are looking for?
MattM: If not I would be happy to forward your request to another guide who may be able to help you.
You: yeah that will work
MattM: Great, thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
MattM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Where did it end up being? Some kids were gunna hike it and put a flag on top saying "Our Mountain" so they couldn't steal it.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: chrisc
chrisc: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: helo
chrisc: Hello
You: i want to play a game
chrisc: O.k. what game are you looking for?
You: in your bathtub there is a telefone you have one call in your recent calls
chrisc: Sorry, never heard of it. Does that have a title?
You: if you lose it will result in death
You: dont underestimate me
You: i am watching you
chrisc: Can you give me the name of the game please?
You: u have 30 seconds to complete this and dont think i am joking
You: i am your father
You: i am in a black bmw outside your building and i do know your name chris c.
You: its called go fuck yourself mutha fucka and go watch saw its the best movie and ur a nerd ass
chrisc: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (its called go fuck yourself mutha fucka and go watch saw its the best movie and ur a nerd ass)
chrisc: Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.

You: im not wearing any panties
You: thats a hint
SeanW: a stripper
You: do you want me to be one
SeanW: no
You: i could be
You: just for you
You: just try
SeanW: no thats alright
You: *boom*
You: off comes my shirt
You: i throw it at the wall
You: what do you do???
SeanW: I'm a soldier in the military
You: thats hot
You: im hot
You: *takes off pants*
You: im almost maked
You: how does that make you feel
SeanW: do you jave aim
SeanW: have*
You: why
You: ??
You: what do you want to do to me
SeanW: I am not aloud to talk like that on here this is a job
SeanW: so do you have aim


haha this guy was trying to get my sn. haha

how did you rate him?

priceless

i got banned after i asked her out :(
time to delete my cookies!

haha
this thread has os much potential

This should be their slogan.

ChaCha.com - Like Google... Except Shittier!

i love the saw one. i was hoping somebody would do that haha

lolz

searching for...How to get over a girl

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RichardI
RichardI: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: oh thanks
You: i feel welcomed
RichardI: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: no way really!
You: sweet
RichardI: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: sure no prob
You: its not like that you see
You: can i explain the whole relationship to you?
RichardI: yes, go ahead.
You: it started off, hmm lets see i really like her, she really liked me.
You: and i asked her out
You: goin good
You: but reall
You: didnt feel comfortable as a couple
You: in social settings like partys and stuff
You: and she like this guy kevin a little bit, but always said that i was the one
You: and this kevin
You: im kinda friends with him
You: you know the pretty boy, uber good soccerplayer kinda dude, good singer, smart
You: and so i broke up with her
You: and shes like
You: well you know i will just bounce back to you in like two days
You: and i said try not to let that happen
You: and i need to get over her
You: i like you richard, your a good listener
RichardI: Thanks.
You: no problem
You: how is your relationship life going?
RichardI: :o)
You: i take it you just got laid
RichardI: then kids.
You: ahh kids
You: how are the little tykes
RichardI: running outside with the dogs..
You: hopefully you have a sheep dog... or a golden retreiver
RichardI: chow and golden retreiver
RichardI: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: ahh, one does the biting, the other does the saving and cheering up
RichardI: yep
You: her name is jenna
You: she is quite beautiful
You: im not just saying that either
You: i dont like the word hot
You: its too shallow
You: but this girl... she s amazing
RichardI: Still searching..
You: for awhile, we had a good relationship
You: talked about our relationship with God, our feelings and stuff
You: the first kiss was nice
You: after my morning run i went to her house with fresh picked wildflowers
You: and i got my kiss
RichardI: Are these results sufficient?
You: my girlfriend never cheated dick
You: i mean richard
You: may i call you dick?
RichardI: I go by dick as well.
RichardI: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: what does your wife call you
RichardI: gene
You: oh
You: well lets see
RichardI: Anything else for you today?
You: snow
You: weather forcast
You: or just make me some snow
RichardI: that would be nice..
You: i need to ski to get my mind off of jenna
RichardI: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience! Have a great day.
You: i like skiing
You: can you get me a weather forcast for the twin cities area
RichardI: Sure, one moment please..
You: personally im a park/freeskiier. but i am also a nordic ski race
You: i miss jenna dick
RichardI: Are these results sufficient?
You: no, there is no snow in the forcast
RichardI: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: how to make a snowmaker?
You: you know it hurts
You: becuase i look back and think, why didnt i try harder
You: why didnt she try harder
RichardI: Thanks for searching ChaCha, hope these results assist you! Have a great one.
RichardI: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
You: Where's my snowmaker you dick?

Did you know you can text ChaCha and ask them any question? Just send a question to 242242, freakin dope.

I dare you to ask "what is jenkum?"

haha

^^ haha gunman that was pretty good. this is awesome i will have to hit it up tomorrow

hahaha wow some of these are good

why wont it let me ask questions online. Do I have to register a phone

please i wanna cha cha how do i ask questtions

word i cant figure it out either, i feel retarded. especially since the site is for people who arnt that tech savvy,

like it says Ask a question and then it wont let me type in the box