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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
How do you 'take off' your skis when you go inside etc.. Do you use your poles or do you use one leg to push down on the heel piece then use the free foot to release the other.



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May 12 2003 4:01AM
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luxuryduck
Posts: 116 - Karma: 10
I always go for the stylish one leg to heel binding, throw in a mute grab, then undo the other with the freeheel, and land SWITCH.
May 12 2003 4:09AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
i pop my skis off with my feet like you explained how. I find that its alot harder to aim a pole at ur bindings than it is to use ur skis/boots.

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May 12 2003 4:33AM
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lineskier10
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i mix it up i use the pole on one foot then i use that free foot to undo my other foot in the binding
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May 12 2003 8:23AM
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ColoradoFlats
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wow, you guys must be bored....
May 12 2003 8:55AM
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yeah im pretty bored
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May 12 2003 10:02AM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
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I also do the pole on one ski and that free foot undoes the other... cause I have no interest in scratching up my bases by using my ski to undo my bindings
May 12 2003 10:23AM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
i was searching the internet and i found these skis that have turned-up tips on both sides





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May 12 2003 10:28AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
i use my feet. i do the take offf the one with my ski on then i use my free boot

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May 12 2003 10:29AM
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MSPbum
Posts: 349 - Karma: 12
I use my feet, sometimes i use the pole method but that just takes too long and messes up my bindings and the top of my skis when i miss.
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May 12 2003 11:32AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
i shoot my skis off with a shotgun, and put them back on with my weiner.
May 12 2003 2:15PM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
i dive through a hoop too small for my skis and they pull off, or use my feet, i know a guy thats so crazy skier strong he cna rip his leg out of din 14 binders

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May 12 2003 2:20PM
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Posts: 11 - Karma: 10
my penis is well trained and will have my skis off and on the rack in under 2.44 sec. it does all of this on command and when i see fit
May 12 2003 3:03PM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
I dive between two trees. the skis get stuck, and pop off. I land on the other side, get up, collect my gear and continue on my way.
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May 12 2003 3:08PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
poles brotha


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May 12 2003 3:31PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
Most of the time i use my poles. But sometimes i will mix it up(like above) use pole then with free foot hit the heel piece of other.
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May 12 2003 3:49PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3908 - Karma: 216
When I feel like being special, I put my skis on top of each other and then press down with the pole and they both unclick at the same time.
May 12 2003 4:04PM
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Posts: 26 - Karma: 10
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May 12 2003 4:56PM
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Ds91260
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i seen this guy who just kicked his skises off in the lift line, mind blowin
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May 12 2003 4:57PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i kick my heelpiece as hard as possible, maybe that's why the line bindings broke...nevermind, they just sucked.


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May 12 2003 4:57PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i kick my heelpiece as hard as possible, maybe that's why the line bindings broke...nevermind, they just sucked.


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May 12 2003 4:58PM
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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
normally use pole on first boot on second because i do like the bases of my skis. i used to 'slam' th efront down so the heel just pops out but after i ripped the binding out of the ski doing that i decided not to do that anymore.


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May 12 2003 4:58PM
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ReggaeConcept
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 15
i keep my din at 1 so i just kick them off
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May 12 2003 6:10PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
poles. I use my hands for my skiboards. That leash is so annoying.

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May 12 2003 6:34PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
take your skis off? you pussies.. you gotta wear that shit all the time when you are on the hill.. no matter if you are in a building or not


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May 12 2003 7:02PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
i pay people to take off my skiis for me.


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May 12 2003 7:33PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
I use my teeth

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May 12 2003 11:09PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
haha yeah using your teeth sounds like a good idea



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May 12 2003 11:30PM
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Matty.
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i pull a backflip on the ground popping my skis off and i land on my boots and my skis land stuck together on the rack, ya im pretty talented

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May 12 2003 11:46PM
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MN_skier
Posts: 171 - Karma: 8
I use the boot to ski technique. I have been perfecting jumping into my skis which can also be pretty sylish. Set the skis down, get behind them, pole plant jump in and ride away clean...

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May 13 2003 12:06AM
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D-spin
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taking your skis off defeats the hole perpose of skiing, i mean what are u guys thinking?



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May 13 2003 12:30AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
The people at meadows are really strict about bringing your skis into the logde and stuff. This snowboarder hid his snowboard under the table me and a bunch of friends were sitting at and the security people were all yelling at us cause they thought it was ours, but we showed him our ski boots and he left us alone and took that poor kids' board. So I dun think its a good idea to bring ur skis into the lodge. haha, it'd be funny though.

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May 13 2003 12:34AM
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craigcski
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i have my biches do it
May 13 2003 1:59AM
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jibberkid69
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i keep them on and ski into the lodge, if they complain i say i'm with the short bus





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May 13 2003 2:05AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
so who here sleeps with their skis on? :)



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May 13 2003 3:04AM
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stokedvisuals
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i kick one boot into the other, as long as the attacked foot goes out of the binding
May 13 2003 6:49AM
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mckeeman
Posts: 2674 - Karma: 122
i kick one off with the heel then flick it up by the toepiece and catch it like it aint no thang...especially when the ladies are chillin on the patio...i make sure they get to see it...then when i ski away i wave and jump into my skis all getaway style...word



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May 13 2003 7:04PM
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May 13 2003 7:46PM
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hotdog.garbage
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you guys take your skis off?




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May 13 2003 9:08PM
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petek
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skis? where the fuck am i?



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May 13 2003 9:09PM
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tan
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 19
what tin the hell??
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May 13 2003 9:10PM
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Ricker1
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Who the fuck cares?
May 13 2003 9:11PM
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SaraJ
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obviously not you..

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May 14 2003 12:04AM
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septran
Posts: 247 - Karma: 10
it's easier just to walk on my hands than take them off


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May 14 2003 12:09AM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
I don't get it

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May 14 2003 1:07AM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
i take them off with style...i take em off with my bindings and then swing the skis up to my hand with my boot by the toe peice so i dont have to bend over

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May 14 2003 1:24AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
somehow a thread as simple as this turned into a halarity.


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May 14 2003 6:14PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
youre all pussies. i headbutt my skis off.
May 14 2003 7:00PM
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hucksterjibber15
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i take a nasty fall and get pissed and curse a lot. Im mad and i Usually break my bindings and they dont go on till i fix them. So i dont actually have a reply

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May 14 2003 9:55PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
get rid of that icon...

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May 14 2003 11:27PM
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