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CTripper
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so tonight i was hanging out with my friend and we were bored so we longboarded to the corner store so some snacks. These kids wee hanging out there, maybe 12 or 13 years old. One of them told me my skateboard was stupid, and i told him it was almost as stupid as his scooter. After we get our foot and go outside, this girl asked us for matches for her cigar, and we laughed. Then she threatened to stomp on us and her and the other kid thought about whether or not they shoudl jump us. then we went inside, got them matches, left. I called them fucking punks and the kid with the scooter chased me down the road telling me he was going to beat my little ass. I am at least 6 feet tall so i stopped to kindly tell him what a douche bag he is and he told me to suck his dick. Then i told him that i bet he would like that and i went home. yeah.
''hey look, his skis are on backwards! You're one of those crazy tricksters, i can tell''- old man in the lift line
May 10 2003 11:38PM
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Caden
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you had to know at some point or another somebody would come out and defend the word 'punk'


first to figure out what lathgwanh means.
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May 11 2003 8:44PM
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CTripper
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well mr. lagwagon, mr. webster defines punk as, 'a young hoodlum. a young, inexperienced person.'


mr. webster lived two miles away from me
-chris
May 11 2003 8:47PM
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weazelzb
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why were u being chased by 12 year olds?


jigga say wha??
May 11 2003 9:24PM
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CTripper
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read the story, because i called one a fucking punk when i was longboarding away and he tried to come after me and start a fight.
-chris
May 11 2003 9:41PM
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weazelzb
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no i meant why were u running away from a 12 year old


jigga say wha??
May 11 2003 9:45PM
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dilla_says_go
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tell them that you are going to gauge their eyes out with a rusty schiv and skull fuck em. then you're gunna set their house on fire and shoot their family as they come running out with a sawwed off shot gun. that usualy shuts them up. especially when they are only 6 years old.
...one time this guy opened a window and the ninja flipped out and killed the whole TOWN!!!...
May 11 2003 9:54PM
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CMUSkiFreak
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are you really that dumb lagwagon


Gotta Love The Midwest
May 12 2003 1:07PM
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lineskier10
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obviously
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me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

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May 12 2003 3:02PM
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lagwagon
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not as dumb as americans your government doesnt spend enough money on education the media exploits you to keep yourselves interested in yourselves so you dont revolt against the government and show any concern for how politicians are fucking the world up.
ignorant are bliss and the blissfull dont revolt.
HOMOSEXUALITY RULES!
May 12 2003 5:27PM
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CMUSkiFreak
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lagwagon go read john locke then you can come back and maybe hold a good conversation about anarchism and shit with me


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May 12 2003 6:21PM
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lineskier10
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the more important part of his post was go, go anywhere and dont come back, that is the key
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May 12 2003 6:35PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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wow. Lagwagon needs to go shoot himself in the head multiple times. But why listen to me, I'm just a 'dumb American'. Lagwagon needs to shut the fuck up and stop generalizing Americans. It just shows his ignorance, therefore nobody listens to his bad, conspiracy theorist arguements




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May 14 2003 11:27AM
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Girays_Brother
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thta was a fucked up elephant man


CJ SUX PENIS

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May 14 2003 11:35AM
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WOW. a thread about cocky kids gets turned into a tirade against the american media. that was outta left field. lagwagon, LAY OFF THE DRUGS. clean your nugget out dude. you seem like a confused little boy, brimming with angst but unsure of where to direct it. I give you 2 months before your first aneurism. my advice? you need valium. that should take the edge right off ya.

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May 14 2003 11:42AM
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sconniestyle
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killy that was good shit. always use the skull fuck as a threat, it freaks people out if you do it with a straight face. i usually describe in detail how i am going to drill new holes in their dead body for my sexual pleasure, and that bothers people enough that they dont bug me anymore. not that im into dicking the dead, but it is random and funny to me to say, and most people dont know what to say to respond.


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May 14 2003 12:00PM
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MadTrixter
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lagwagon.....after the many months of listening to you bitch about america, i have come to a conclusion. you don't know a FUCKING thing about anything. in the words of robin williams (from somebody's sig on here) you don't know SHIT aobut FUCK


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May 14 2003 12:38PM
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SaraJ
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Okay, as to what this thread was about originally, I wass just followed by like 5 friggen 8th graders when I was walking past the middle school on the way home from the club that I work out at. (they were in pe) It's dumb cause I knew they were following me and they were being stupid saying 'Mmm shake that ass' and stupid shit like that (It's probably cause I was wearing shorts...but they're prolly just horny kids.) Then at the end of it, this really tiny kid runs up in front of me and says 'call me baby!'. Then I looked back to see who was following me, and one of the kids was a neighbor of mine...

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May 14 2003 6:43PM
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SaraJ
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it was funny too cause I was just ignoring them the whole time and I was walking, not running. They were getting all pissed like 'Are you ignoring us?'

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May 14 2003 6:44PM
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MadTrixter
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don't do that to little kids. i remember when i was their age and girls didn't at least say 'hi' to me when i said something i got all pissed off and wanted to castrate myself with a gumband. preferably the kind that you wear on your braces


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*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
May 15 2003 12:47PM
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