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I got raped by a fat chick

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eastAR5
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sunday night i went to chill with these 2 girls and some friends , we blaze a lot and drink and around 3am they all have to go and im left there sorta passed out on the couch. This girl who was staying upstairs i guess comes down and got on the couch i was like no i have a girlfriend and shes really hot sorry but then i got really dizzy and the next thing i remeber shes undoing my pants, I rember trying to pull away but she weighed at least 5x as much as me like no fucking joke this girl could of broke records and i was crushed and trapped so she starts giving me head for like 2 hours while im there passed out . She was doing all this crazy shit like the whole stereotype about fat bitches being insane at head is true cause thats their life purpose i guess. I dont really rember any of it too well but im gona keep it that way. I took a couple lunestas that night which kind of whipes your memory but all i have to say is NS will be the only ones i tell cause i need to get this out of my head
Oct 25 2006 10:11AM
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ThaLorax
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it's happened......
Oct 30 2006 1:38AM
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GFELLER.
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haha who the fuck calls it a poland?
Oct 30 2006 2:08AM
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Silence
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haha that is the funny shit...head is head though lol
Oct 30 2006 4:15AM
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whattheshit
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if that happened to me i would have given her an angry pirate.
Oct 30 2006 4:25AM
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720laxskier
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no-it really isnt
Oct 30 2006 12:02PM
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Myke
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FAT GIRLS GIVE THE !BEST! HEAD EVER!
Oct 30 2006 4:08PM
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grams.
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ahahah.. i would be afraid she would bite
Oct 30 2006 4:17PM
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steevner
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Fat chicks give good head cause they're always hungry!!!
Oct 30 2006 4:17PM
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grams.
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hahaha alright i believe you
Oct 30 2006 4:44PM
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Tz1080
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just be happy she didnt stick your dick in her fat pussy
Oct 30 2006 6:51PM
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ECfreeski3
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its true that fat girls give great head. but not because theyre hungry... its cuz they have to
Oct 30 2006 10:08PM
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ryanwar6
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fat chicks are tight because after they give you head, they thank you for it.
Oct 31 2006 1:31AM
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theoz
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they say that " once you go fat youll never go back" I got no ideas soo Ill take your word on it..

but in all seriousness that shit fucked up.. Sue the bitch .
Oct 31 2006 8:11AM
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newschooler7
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that sucks
Oct 31 2006 2:58PM
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dimeboy
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how would you remebr all these details if you were passed out?! lying bitch you could have left but why would you? a blow job is a blow job manggg
Oct 31 2006 3:01PM
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Jwenz
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i would fucking sue here...sue that dirty bitch!!!
Oct 31 2006 4:05PM
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highfive
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hahahaha... this is a classic.
Jan 21 2008 5:12PM
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thenakedcellist
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damnnn thats suckss
Jan 21 2008 5:16PM
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Krush
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in any other thread this post would be deleted hahaha
Jan 21 2008 5:29PM
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KeithB.
Posts: 608 - Karma: 12
Wow, this thread has made a major comeback. "Squishee but good" ah yeah!
Jan 21 2008 5:35PM
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samwise
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at least you never got raped by a ginger girl.... ughhhhh
Jan 21 2008 9:09PM
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breckfreeskier
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hahahaha, YAHTZEE!
Jan 21 2008 9:27PM
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doublexl
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hahaha. suxxxxxxxxx for him.
Jan 21 2008 9:29PM
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Sno.
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bahahahahah, this post reminded me of that millionaire motivational poster "elephants, now larger than the moon"

only with a picture of a ginger, and it saying "elephants, now better than gingers"
Jan 21 2008 9:33PM
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overthehead
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i heard somewhere that getting a hard-on is considered consent, so you might not win in a court case.

Funny shit though
Jan 21 2008 11:58PM
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popNfresh44
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if it really happened...you could press charges and maybe get money out of it!
Jan 22 2008 12:04AM
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Sufferboy
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that girl raped u
Jan 22 2008 11:01AM
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08-Line_Rider
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haha thats great
Jan 22 2008 11:44AM
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Literature
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Classic.

Now all we need is Robe and Wizard Hat.

And quit quoting that pic for pete's sake, that thing is disgusting.
Jan 22 2008 11:56AM
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wildkeykal
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fat girls are like a moped, they are fun to ride until your friends see you on one!!
Jan 22 2008 12:42PM
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ax_murderer
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eurofags
Jan 22 2008 3:32PM
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VT_FLO
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yeah, like in my estimate 80% of fat chicks are crazy.


but at least you got free head
Jan 22 2008 3:50PM
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PacificRimJob
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this shit made my fucking day...

wow haha.
Jan 22 2008 4:29PM
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Skierguy1234
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dude, i bet she put it in her butt while you were passed out.
Jan 22 2008 4:44PM
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neutralzombie
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when i see these posts i'm having officially a really hard time believing the user from all of those other posts from other websites. way to go guys, now i'm paranoid!!
Sep 17 2009 9:34AM
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TotallyTrevor
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thank you for bumping this hahahaha
Sep 17 2009 12:10PM
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978
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are you serious adrian? seriousllly?
Sep 17 2009 12:13PM
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anthony_B
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Hey man... it happens to the best of us. I can honestly say I fucked a fat chick. However, with each beer she got gradually more attractive; and this is usually the case. The worst part of the whole incident was that it was one of my sisters co-workers and she and her boy walked in on me. I just remember waking up and regretting every last minute of it. Her arm was over my body and i jsut wanted to bite it off so i coudl get the fuc out of there That's my story. haha
Sep 17 2009 1:16PM
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powderhound100
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this thread is absolutely useless without pics.

pics or it didnt happen. haha.
Sep 17 2009 3:38PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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yea, 3 years ago pics
Sep 17 2009 3:57PM
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factory81
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My theory on why fat girls give good head;

1) They need to make up for their looks. Since they can't strut their ass like the 124lb 5'5 girls, they just resort to being easy to get with, and they give you head no questions asked. And it is awesome head. So they try and level the playing field here by luring you back with their awesome head.

2) Hot girls can attract any guy with just their ass alone. So sucking a dick? Oh just GROSS...swallow....hell no. They feel they are above this. They don't need to do all that to attract a guy. So giving head....they hardly do. And if they do...its just enough to get you to shut up, and pay attention to the fact you are scrumping a HOTTIE.
Sep 17 2009 4:58PM
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Epillz
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Sep 17 2009 5:16PM
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nitsua
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getting head from a fat chick is not getting raped, its getting head. and if you really drank a waterbottle and smoked 5 bowls i bet she looks like jessica simpson and you said FUCK YA.....................since you don't remember anything and all.
Sep 17 2009 5:21PM
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nitsua
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if i was you i woulda done the same.
fat chicks give great head. its true
Sep 17 2009 5:22PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 608
When I pick out my women I look at it as if I'm buying a sofa.

Would you buy a sofa with no cushions?
Sep 17 2009 5:26PM
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0123456789
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so awesome haha
Sep 17 2009 6:11PM
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wintersway
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i was just reading this aloud in my dorm and my roommate came up with a good thought.

"he is complaining about her being fat and ugly and whatnot, but a girl cant really give head to someone unless they have an erection... sooo"

yeah.
Sep 17 2009 6:26PM
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