so I got really drunk the other night and dont remember it. I was with my girlfriend and took 6 or 7 shots on an empty stomach. I was fine for the first half hour or so but then everything else is either a blur or not there.
so we arive at this bar with nothing but USC students. I didnt have an ID so we payed 20 dollars to the security to let me in (I dont remember this) then I remember going to the restroom once and thats it.
my girlfriend tells me that I went to the restroom alot and that I kept on telling her that I wasnt that drunk and that I would say if you want me to pretend to be drunk I will at which point I acted drunk well the way a drunk person pretending to not be drunk would act trying to impersonate a drunk person (not a pretty picture)
apparently this one time I went to the restroom and coming back I said to her that the guy next to me had a bigger penis than me and had more stamina, she asked me how I knew he had more stamina and I responded, I just do.
im not sure if I actually saw the guys penis or not but im really ashamed of this story and by putting it on newschoolers I know that ill get the emotional support I need.