sometimes i forget to pull my pants all the way up to my waist when i'm skiing pow, so then i have to kinda do the park rat monkey stance to keep them from falling off. turns out the monkey stance really sucks in pow.
i have an awful habit of planting my pole when i spin cork 7's and 9's. i also have a ridiculous superstition about right and left skis. also, when i'm tucking into a jump, i absolutely have to hop once when i stand up before i take off, otherwise i'll surely crash.
i wave my arms when im jumping, even im balanced. i put my pole straps on even i know because of that my thumbs broke when i fall. when i slide rails and im too afraid to slide it to the end, i dont jump off, but i land on my nuts. i jump hard on all rails and i break my edges. i try to make spins look slow and stylish and i dont land straight and i ruin the landings.
idk why the hell i USED to do this but when i got off a lift i didnt really put my tips up, i see how close i can get to them like hitting or w.e, one time my ski snapped back and thankgod my din was kinda low cuz i wouldnt have my leg right now.
"whyd you have to go and cut your hair down short like a nigga... bitch yo head look like a dirrty tennis ball"
i hate if my hands look insanely large in a ski glove resulting in usually pipe gloves all the time and freezing hands.
i sit back on my tails when i dont feel like skiing and just straight line.
There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get
i always ajust my googles right before i do a rail. If i put my gogels up when i was on the lift or something and i forget to put them down, i like grab them as i am on the lip of the jump for the rail
yeeeah I always smoke to much pot in the morn then get sketched out by the big jumps. Then hit the bar at lunch, and after bomb the big jumps due to my false confidence. Thats prolly my worste, that or slinding rails w/ my boots barley buckled.