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National Masturbation Day
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HAHA well, my school is pretty liberal and this week they are celebrating National Outdoor Intercourse Day (but its a week long thing) so everyday they have scavenger hunts for condoms, friday is 'Porn and popcorn fest' and today is national masturbation day... haha i think its funny. lateralis just told me he already celebrated.
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i sure did,
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hahaha i wish i went to western!
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thats pretty damn funny
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Yo that's not just your school, May 9th is National Orgasm Day, so someone at your school probably heard about that. It's cool to have a week long thing though! Cool Stuff.
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why is it so many chicks deny that they masturbate?
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I want to have a week long orgasm. I think I'd probably die afterwards, but it would be worth it.
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hahaha..week long eh?
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haha, that is awesome!
what school do you go to?
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Western.... brooke you should come over on friday to celebrate the week
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they were handing out condoms and lube at my school a while back. my friends and i took like 10 tubes of lube and covered my friends dorm in it. he walked in and bailed on his face and then he couldnt get up again...i sware that shit was designed by NASA.
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i celebrated.
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i celebrate everyday
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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo
'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
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hmm.....i celebrate twice a day....am i abnormal?
Dee-ahs
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twice a day,ha you aint got shit on me fool,i go till i bleed
haha no no,im joking about that
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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo
'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
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Mills I ask myself the same question...thats a fucking funny week, whats tommorow
dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing
skiing or sex... good question????
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i too celebrate everyday. since i was like 13 I've missed maybe 20-25 days. theres always time to punch one off.
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yes,always time,no matter
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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo
'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
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i just had a big party
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis
'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek
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hahaha...guys are histerical
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soxripper maybe you can answer Mills' question.
dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing
skiing or sex... good question????
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the celabrations are here as well.
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chimps are one of the few mammals that can make faces to show it's feelings
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i'll be back when i'm done celebrating
My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
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celebrating usually lasts me about 8 to 12 seconds
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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo
'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
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it all depends on my mood...
Dee-ahs
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i just had another party
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis
'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek
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as for girls denying that they masturbate, I don't deny that I do, but I don't go around talking about it either. I think girls are usually more quiet about their sexuality...I'm not sure why though...it's just how it is.
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MASTURBATING IS DISGUSTING!!!!!!!
Keep it real!
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halo has obviously not had the...er.. 'pleasure' of masturbating...that's why he thinks its disgusting...
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haha, halo is one of THOSE kids...
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Ummm your school can't have a 'national' masterbation day... because nationalm days are country wide... sorry to have to tell you that, but the day for your school is still hilarious.
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and again, cha cha cha
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis
'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek
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whats a condom?
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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
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Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.
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Eh, we all know girls masturbate... RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
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and what is masturbation? what are you guys talking about?
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.
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I never said that girls didn't masturbate...I know I do. I don't exactly talk to my friends about it, but I know that they do it too.
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i cant make it 5 days without jacking off.
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someone answer my fucking question.
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.
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girls masturbating is some thing i can live with, and watch.
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Man your school must be fun!
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why would you try?
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i don't know. a lot of girls, like myself don't have the need to because we/i have someone else that keeps us/me from having to. plus girls aren't like guys in needing it all the time, not like we wouldn't want to get laid numerous times a day, we can go for longer and more often than you guys, but we just don't have as much testosterone obviously. testosterone is what fuels the sex drive.
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soxripper i think your wrong, cause i've celibrated the day 10 times already, i'm bleeding, but it was worth it
like the smooth taste of duff -
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maybe that doesn't go for everybody. I can control my urges though, and go for a long time without masturbating. But man, I had a 'party' a few weeks ago and we were watching movies, and I was laying down next to my guy friend on the floor(he was the only guy at the party) and I looked over to see him with his hands down his pants...
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one time i went like 2 weeks without chaffin the carrot, i filled up a 2 litre pepsi bottle!!!!!
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people are so open on the net
dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing
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