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> Calgary AB. Still livin, enjoyin life. Got another
> story. It's a classic.
> Just got back from Banff yesterday, we stayed at the
> Banff Springs Hotel for 3 days. Five star, Fairmont
> hotel. Fuckin nice shit. we (Me, Aric, John, Sofie, Sofie's brother) got our own room and we were lovin it. We climbed straight up mount rundel in Banff,
> needlessly risking our lives numerous times.
> 300ft cliffs, almost vertical, covered in snow, in
> running shoes and one glove each. I'll send some
> later. We get back to the hotel, disconnect the
> detector, and smoke ourselves stupid, drinkin all
> sorts of booze. john unloads the climbing bag, and
> theres a bunch of mushy bananas in the bag. So,
> young, dumb, and full of....fun, he throws it into
> ceiling fan.
> Fucking banana everywhere.
> Then Aric throws it in.
> Fucking banana on the walls.
> Sofies brother throws it.
> Fucking Banana all over the ceiling.
> I throw it.
> Fucking banana all over the carpet.
> Sofie throws it.
> Fucking banana on the beds.
> Everyones throwin bananas.
> It's fucking all over everyones clothes.
> We decide to stick crackers on top of the blobs on
> wall. Crackers on the wall.
> Shit's goin to hell, cracker fights, apples smashing
> on the wall, busted bananas all over the floor. This
> five star hotel room is a fucking fruit salad.
> Someone throws banana. i throw some banana. IM HIT!
> AARRGGHHH, go to the bathroom, cleaning off. Someone
> behind me. duck. Fucking banana all over the mirror,
> and the floor. Walk out of the room. Aric is
> knives into the wall. He stabs two five dollar bills
> to the wall. Sets them on fire. The wall is on fire.
> This is a 700$/night room. John pours liquor on the
> table. I make fun of him with a bottle of vodka. The
> cap is missing. I pour vodka all over the floor.
> I lie down. All of a sudden Im attacked with a pen,
> fighting with aric, theres pen all over. it's a
> weapon, cutting. Testing survival instincts. it's
> over.Look at the wall. Huge black marks all over it.
> they're not comin off. ok, we gotta get outta this
> room. We venture out into the hotel, walkin around,
> opening doors, exploring. Go in the back corridors,
> take bellboy elevators down, take a fire escape, run
> across the courtyard, hop a fence or two, here's the
> saltwater pool thats steaming in the cool night.
> so inviting. Strip down and jump in. aaahhhhhhhhhh,
> this is the shit.......We decide to find the hot
> Aric the Nude leads the way. no shoes, naked guys
> girl, we hop over a spiked iron fence. Turn a
> 3 feet away, inside the glass, security. Aric is
> ass naked. RUN NAKED MAN RUN!!!
> jet to the pool, then get dressed and venture back.
> see a japanese restaurant, door's open. go in.
> a huge japanese banner, 20 feet long, 3 feet wide. I
> have to have it. Pull it down, its mine. Runnin down
> the halls, I lose my towel. fix it. Lose it again,
> fuck it. Back to the room. holy shit, someone broke
> into our room and flung banana all over the walls.
> What the fuck, I knew we should have locked the
> Pass the fuck out. Get up, pile into civic...yes
> another one....and go to lake louise. Ski the
> shit Ive ever skied. Droppin cliffs into deep ass
> This is what livin is all about. for real. Go back,
> chill out, pack up, go home. Get a call this
> Sofie's mom is being charged 800$ on her card for
> mess. Shit. 'ARIC!' I yell, 'We gotta go to the
> and now im here, writing this.
> I love life.
> Shawn 'I've Never Typed The Word Banana So Many
> Fucking Times' Kisielius
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