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halo
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
Hey, dogs, what's up? Don't call me stupid, cause I just started this whole newschool deal, since mainly I surf, but anyhow, how do you differentiate between the kinds of jumps? (For example, tombstones, tabletops, etc.) Thanks for your help, and keep it real!
May 6 2003 10:24PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
ahaha, yeah thatll be funnny...

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
May 6 2003 11:47PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
halo,i heard a story you were in a hot tub with 4 guys and you yelled out,' alright,who farted?'

President of the OTC!
Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

May 6 2003 11:49PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
And we all know the old saying, 'he who smelt it delt it!'

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
May 6 2003 11:54PM
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Froggy
Posts: 192 - Karma: 10
the solar system consists of Our sun, the earth and eight other planets. Moon on the other hand, are not planets, just giant stars
May 7 2003 12:01AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
^ha ur wrong froggy, moons are just satelites of the greater planets
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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May 7 2003 12:04AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
your both wrong,the moon is made of cheese

President of the OTC!
Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

May 7 2003 12:05AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
haha, yeah he is wrong, quite wrong.

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
May 7 2003 12:13AM
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oakleyprincess
Posts: 81 - Karma: 10
hahaha...this place is histerical...always entertaining. oh yeah wtf is a tombstone? a step down?
May 7 2003 12:17AM
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***Online$$$
Posts: 24 - Karma: 10
A toombstone is a added peice ontop of a half-pipe or quarter-pipe. A step up is a jump with a landing higher up than the takeoff, vice verca for a stepdown.
May 7 2003 1:06AM
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Froggy
Posts: 192 - Karma: 10
universal calender are over-rated
May 7 2003 1:16AM
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Tross
Posts: 951 - Karma: 117
Are you for real? Do you think anyone cares what is put up here. If you don't like it you are more than welcome to leave. What the hell is your 13-year old kid doing here on the internet if you're afraid of him reading something like this? Can you say responsible parent?
May 7 2003 4:55AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
hi everyone, this is k2skeepimp's mom and i would first just like to say, scotch im hoping to see you later. And now i would like to say that you are all a bunch of pussy little bitches, my son would whoop the shit out of any of you little fucks, becuase i raised him to not be such a bitch. and if any of your mothers have a problem with that they are more than welcome to come on her and defend their little weiner kids.


But I ain't one ta gossip, so you ain't heard that from me.

chronic comes from a tree
it was put there for you to see
and was meant to be smoked by you
or me
if i had my little way
id smoke chronic everday
gettin high before i work
or play
May 7 2003 6:58AM
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oakleyprincess
Posts: 81 - Karma: 10
ok cool. i know what step ups and step downs are, wasn't sure if tombstone was somehow another name for one of them.
May 7 2003 9:29AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
skeepimp your mom rocks
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me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

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Viva la Resistance!
May 7 2003 10:03AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
a tabletop is a jump then a flat area that you have to clear then a landing.

east coast rider

dynastar love it but dont hate it
May 7 2003 10:53AM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
damn stef is getting a lil heated again huh
May 7 2003 11:34AM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
hey, what the fuck is a marijuana cigarette. there aint nutin wrong with pot, but then u start gettin into worse shit, then thats bad. But pot????? come on, have some fun and do drugs. Chris turpin know how it goes
hucksterjibber15
May 7 2003 12:40PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! YOU FUCKEN TOE CAP YOU STOLE MY ICON!!!!! CHANGE IT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW! YOU CANT STEAL MY ICON LOOK HOW AWESOME IT IS AND ONLY I CAN HAVE IT SINCE IM A SEXUALLY DEPRIVED YOUNG MAN!

President of the OTC!
Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

May 7 2003 1:36PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
^i was wondering when he was going to notice





Abba Zabba, you my only friend
May 7 2003 2:23PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
i love it when little spoiled bastard kids moms realize that they aren't raising perfect angels





Abba Zabba, you my only friend
May 7 2003 2:25PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
i really doubt that it was his mom


You don't know shit about fuck, my man-Robin Williams
See all y'all at Session 3 of High North
May 7 2003 3:48PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
this is possibly the best thread ever...if harvey reads this please respond on whether or not this was true


You don't know shit about fuck, my man-Robin Williams
See all y'all at Session 3 of High North
May 7 2003 3:52PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
Pot isnt bad. And i hope that dumb bitch comes back on the site to see what we're saying about that overprotective bitch. Im 14 and if my mom read this she would just be like 'you shouldnt do drugs, i hope you find some friends, good luck skiing.' Im so glad my mom isnt like that bitch
May 7 2003 4:04PM
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halo
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
How do you consider this to be funny in any way, shape, or form? I don't see the humor in any of this, and you caused a big fight between me and my mom since I wanted to stay on this site, and there is nothing I hate more than fighting with her. It just hurts when we have to do that. So this is not funny and I would appreciate it if the word-slinging could stop. First of all, Lateralis, I just want to express my sincere apologies. I'm sorry for revealing your secret.
Keep it real!
May 7 2003 6:37PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
ur a fuckin loser man, uve failed at life
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Hot Secretary of the OTC!
May 7 2003 6:42PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
This is the dumbest joke in the history of the world. The only thing dumber is that people think this guy is serious.
May 7 2003 7:16PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
oh and it was such a big secret too. i'm sure 90% of the people on this site smoke pot and drink.
May 7 2003 7:17PM
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skieveryday
Posts: 660 - Karma: 19
Oh my God, the pain that I feel for the poor sheltered child. It's those damn mormon kids. You're a faggot Halo...just the fact that you would run and tell your mom about profane things read on the internet is shear...(trying to find the correct word here)...nevermind...you're just a faggot and we'll leave it at that.

To his mom: Please, let your kid live his damn life like a fucking normal kid. Who gives a shit what image a specific sport has? I've ridden the lift with some real jack-asses and in the same day I've ridden with some cool people. Anywhere you go, in any sport...other than figure skating...your going to find stuipid people. This just happens to be a meeting place for those people. Tell your kid to keep skiing...and don't make his ass go to Sunday school anymore...dammit.



I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
May 7 2003 7:20PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
skieveryday, wow you are a very gulliable person. AAHAHAH.
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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
May 7 2003 7:24PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
skieveryday, wow you are a very gulliable person. AAHAHAH.
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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
May 7 2003 7:24PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
yeah man this is the funniest thread ive seen yet...

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
May 7 2003 7:34PM
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pikachu
Posts: 359 - Karma: 10
pikachu.
May 7 2003 7:50PM
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jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha...
What a fucking joke..lol
'Halo: I am going to reveal a dark secret of yours lateralis, you smoke marijuana cigarettes and drink alcohol.'
hahahhahahahahhahahaha
even if this is fake, its quality funny shit.
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2004 Season will be here soon enough..
May 7 2003 8:45PM
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TheProfitSkier
Posts: 3901 - Karma: 9
lateralis has a funny icon
May 7 2003 8:56PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
pikachu is back?


You don't know shit about fuck, my man-Robin Williams
See all y'all at Session 3 of High North
May 7 2003 8:58PM
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halo
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
I know that you are all just laughing at me because you are jealous that I can resist peer pressure and none of you can.
Keep it real!
May 7 2003 9:10PM
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skieveryday
Posts: 660 - Karma: 19
Geez guys, I can't tell if this kid is for real or what...his profile sounds just like he does on the site...God I'm glad I don't have parents like his...damn mormons.



I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
May 7 2003 9:36PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
halo are you an angel?

President of the OTC!
Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

May 7 2003 9:37PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
hey guys keep it real
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Hot Secretary of the OTC!
May 7 2003 11:20PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
wow, i cant figure out whether halo's just trying to play us...or what....damn...

Halo, not everyone is bad...just cuz they smoke pot, get drunk, have sex, doesnt mean that they are 'bad people' If you dont want to do that kind of stuff, good for you, but dont pull the 'holier than thou' shit to try to influence them. It never works. Just for the record, I dont drink, smoke, or have sex...i didn't used to swear...but now I do...one of the unfortunate effects of this site! Watch your back!!! You might get ass raped...there are some pretty FrEaKy peeps here!
May 7 2003 11:34PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
now sex is bad too, shit im gonna go cut my dick off right now
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Hot Secretary of the OTC!
May 7 2003 11:35PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
i swear,drink,smoke and have sex, thats fun

President of the OTC!
Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

May 7 2003 11:36PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33


O yea, WELCOME to the freeskiing community....
May 7 2003 11:36PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
lol, Lateralis, more power to you....just dont come running back here when you get an STD from engaging in a threesome at a pot smoking party that you got drunk at.......*_*
May 7 2003 11:39PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
no,ive had a gf for the past 2 years so no threesomes for me,unfortunately,

President of the OTC!
Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

May 7 2003 11:41PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
*tear* i'm soooo sorry Lateralis....my heart goes out to you....where can i make donations????
May 7 2003 11:43PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
hahahah no donations,im super happy with my gf,its love what can i say

President of the OTC!
Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

May 7 2003 11:44PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3908 - Karma: 216
This thread makes my spleen explode with glee.

But notice my spleen did not explode.
May 7 2003 11:45PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
hucknbuck, ur begining to be as gay as halo
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Hot Secretary of the OTC!
May 7 2003 11:45PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
What? How am I being gay?

Lateral-lol i didn't mean THAT kind of donation lol
May 8 2003 12:14AM
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