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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
How do you like that? finally a woman in our club, that doesnt like boners.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 5 2003 9:06PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
boners are cool. moof.
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

May 5 2003 9:10PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
So what am I supposed to do now? haha

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 5 2003 9:10PM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
what the fuck does moof mean.
May 5 2003 9:11PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
noo...boners from strangers at dances...never mind, nobody seems to want to get that in their head, so I'll have to accept it or start 'liking boners'

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 5 2003 9:11PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
MOOF ! MOOF! moo/woof. oh yeah. you are supposed to give me head :D
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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

May 5 2003 9:12PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
heh, sounds like my dog, he can't 'woof' properly so he kinda moans and says 'mOOOOf' like a cow that's dying.

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 5 2003 9:14PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
u do know, i'm gonna make fun of that boners statement until the end of time!



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 5 2003 9:14PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
yea, but then again, what about your 'el porno' thing?

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 5 2003 9:16PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
lol.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 5 2003 9:18PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
your dog moofs!! my brother moofs, we have so much in comomon, lets be friends!
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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

May 5 2003 9:24PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
cooool
Seize the carp
May 5 2003 9:44PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
yeah,she can do the 'jobs'



'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 5 2003 9:44PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
so she's replacing me with the 'jobs'?



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 5 2003 9:47PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
no pete,the positions stand like this,i am the prez,alex is the secretary,you pete are the janitor,sam pushes the mail cart,sara does the jobs and mike is the inerviewer for people who want in the club



'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 5 2003 9:51PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
^i want in the club
Seize the carp
May 5 2003 9:53PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
do you have your own thread?

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 5 2003 10:41PM
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mtbaker_rules
Posts: 640 - Karma: 11
so this is the no boners club? so you're all lesbians? i'm cornfused
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'I'm left AND right handed; I'm magical' alpentalik talking about his magicalness

May 5 2003 10:56PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
noo the own thread club,you see me,petek,ds91260,samcaylor and maddtrixx all had our threads



'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 5 2003 10:57PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
and now i've got mine

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 5 2003 10:58PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
i want one
Seize the carp
May 5 2003 10:59PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
your time will come papa



'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 5 2003 11:00PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
whats goin on now?...
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek
May 5 2003 11:25PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
ok ill be the secratary on one condition, i get to be the HOT secretary
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek
May 5 2003 11:29PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
k thats fine with me but your my secretary,and say you have to wear no panties on tuesdays and thursdays



'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 5 2003 11:30PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
ok, but i have to wear a gurtle at all times
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek
May 5 2003 11:39PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
...........

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 5 2003 11:40PM
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buck490
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 21
you dudes, she dont have 2000 posts, why are you hatin me. tell me what i did to deserve this. you do know my grandpa runs the mob right.

~Jameson~
'And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand, so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teaming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E fili, E Spiritu Sancti.'
May 6 2003 1:18AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
buck490, what she doesnt have in posts, she has being a lady, which is worth billions of posts.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 6 2003 7:59AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
yea,she has two breasts which is equivalent to 2000posts



'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 6 2003 10:09AM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
obviously you didn't read the whole otc thread. girls can join regardless (as long as they pass their interview with me), and guys need 3g posts


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
May 6 2003 12:40PM
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buck490
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 21
madd_trix have you seen how many posts you have? not 3g, first you said it was 2g now its 3g. make up your melons, i dont wanna be an A-hole, but you guys are starting to get a little wierd.

~Jameson~
'And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand, so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teaming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E fili, E Spiritu Sancti.'
May 6 2003 1:11PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
i meant 2g, my bad. it's right next to the 3, so i accidentally posted it


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
May 6 2003 3:17PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
WHO ARE YOU TO TALK BACK TO US!!!!!



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 6 2003 5:37PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
calling us assholes wont get in,smiling like a donut will



'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 6 2003 5:38PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
I wonder if harvey will give us our own forum, then we would be GODS



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 6 2003 5:45PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
do you know harvey pete?if so,ask him,thatd be sweet hahaha,and yes we would be gods



'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 6 2003 5:46PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
no i dont, know him damnit. But hey, we could offer him something he cant refuse.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 6 2003 6:10PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
you guys are lucky i have close ties with the silent army. all we have to do is give lanemeyers his own thread, talk him into being in the OTC and have him make arrangements



*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
May 6 2003 6:12PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
do it mike
having an OTC forum would be killer



'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 6 2003 6:14PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
hell yea, to get in you ahve to have a thread made after you. i'll try to work something out


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
May 6 2003 6:17PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
work your magic mike



'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 6 2003 6:17PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
i will.........after i eat


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
May 6 2003 6:18PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
ahhaha righto



'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 6 2003 6:19PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
I finally got my pics up, but there's more coming...I think, unless you all decide that I'm horrible and fugly. hehehe

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 8 2003 12:12AM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
wow...you already have like 800 posts...you're the next SamCaylor

:::Jeronimo:::

'Hey everybody! Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes! You're burned now, lateralis.' -Halo

Camp of Champions, Session B
May 8 2003 12:57AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
yea...

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 8 2003 12:58AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
I mean..noooo...

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 8 2003 12:58AM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
of course

:::Jeronimo:::

'Hey everybody! Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes! You're burned now, lateralis.' -Halo

Camp of Champions, Session B
May 8 2003 1:01AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
You're not ugly at all. You're pretty. Keep posting. I really like your San Juan picture

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You miss 100% of the shots you never take.
May 8 2003 4:27PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
you would look better if u werent wearing any clothes in those pics




'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC
May 8 2003 6:48PM
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