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shit, where to start...

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Drail
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alright - how the fuck do chicks put bra's on? I was tryin' it last night and I just couldn't clip it togeather in the back.... do chicks just have freak shoulders and shit? I don't get it.

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May 3 2003 10:34PM
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petek
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she means, a night of firey passion
actually no, it means what it means




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May 7 2003 6:25PM
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SaraJ
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So then that makes Kyle a retarded fuck then?

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May 7 2003 6:42PM
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J-Ho
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^exactly... He's probably one of those obsessed stalker kids... HEY!!!! make sure he's not stalking you...if he is call the cops and that will get him of your hands
dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????
May 7 2003 8:28PM
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Theilleststreetbrawler
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I think you should rape him...that'll show him
May 7 2003 8:57PM
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SaraJ
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no, I think he'd like that. He'd be like 'Wow! She must really like me!' or something.

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May 7 2003 8:58PM
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Theilleststreetbrawler
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yeah, but you would still get some free sex and be in complete control...I still think you should rape him
May 7 2003 9:03PM
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J-Ho
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interesting arguement
dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????
May 7 2003 9:30PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
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its so wierd to think of a girl raping a guy.....how does that work anyway???? ....wierd...
May 7 2003 10:07PM
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Theilleststreetbrawler
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it couldnt be to hard, try it out let me know how it goes
May 7 2003 10:09PM
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SaraJ
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I've heard that girls can use knives to rape a guy...and other tools...

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May 7 2003 10:46PM
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Shane_McWannabe
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Just spaz out at him everytime he see's you, pretend your like some crazy chick out of the looney bin. He'll probably get scared off and it will be fun for you at the same time. Just make sure you tell everyone except him that's what your doing, just to be on the safe side, ya know.
May 7 2003 10:58PM
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SaraJ
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ahahaha...I already glare at him every time he stares at me in class, maybe acting a lil strange wouldn't hurt.

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May 7 2003 11:01PM
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Theilleststreetbrawler
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slip him notes in his locker that say really creepy things, and he'll think that the person he is stalking is stalking him, and freak out
May 7 2003 11:05PM
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SaraJ
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no, he'd like it. hahaha...I dunno. How about I just ignore him like I have been and maybe talk to him to get it straight then continue to ignore him.

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May 7 2003 11:08PM
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Theilleststreetbrawler
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man you just cant win! You should just give in and go out with the creep..yep that's your answer, go do it before you shoot down anymore of my ideas!
May 7 2003 11:12PM
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SaraJ
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Noooo! I'd never go out with him or any of my stalkers. I swear that I have like 3 stalkers. One's a junior named Zach, ones a Frosh named Kyle, the other is a senior named Kevin. One of my friends is like 'you're so lucky to have stalkers!', but I don't like it! blah

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May 7 2003 11:14PM
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Theilleststreetbrawler
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Soo. that means his real name was kyle, you were trying to be smooth earlier..I believed it too. I knew a guy named Zach once, I got a 1/16 inch wrench out of it
May 7 2003 11:23PM
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SaraJ
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I never said his name wasn't kyle. hehe, but ya.

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May 7 2003 11:25PM
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Lateralis
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my gf has raped me before

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May 7 2003 11:27PM
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SaraJ
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how does that work?

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May 7 2003 11:28PM
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Theilleststreetbrawler
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I reckon she took advantage of him when he didnt give concent!
May 7 2003 11:29PM
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