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the purpose of eyebrows

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Ds91260
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what exactly is the purpose of eyebrows, sure they keep sweat outa ur eyes, but they take too much damn matinence, and they can make girls look really unsexy if theyve got weird lookin ones
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May 2 2003 5:29PM
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gravteck
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I feel sorry for you if you're eyebrows take that much maintenence
May 2 2003 5:30PM
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BeckaSki
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Really thier only prupose is sweat deflection. But they are a pain and can look funky, so it doesn't make much sense.
May 2 2003 5:32PM
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MadTrixter
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yea, who's stupid idea was it to give us eybrows?


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May 2 2003 6:11PM
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Big-L
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im sorry, i wont put them on anyone anymore, i juss thot they looked chill. my mistake
May 2 2003 6:12PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
i tweeze and wax,


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May 2 2003 6:15PM
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MadTrixter
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me too, but not my eyebrows


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May 2 2003 6:15PM
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Lateralis
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i hot wax my anus and my penis shaft,sometimes if im bored but feeling good,i wax my toe cap


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May 2 2003 6:16PM
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caylorswift
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my dad has a unibrow


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May 2 2003 6:17PM
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$1080PLP$
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they are there to be shaven off passed out drunk people

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May 2 2003 7:04PM
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bigskia
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i think it's hilarious when people don't have eyebrows


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May 2 2003 7:05PM
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SaraJ
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Plucking or waxing ur eyebrows is painful, and if you screw up, u look funny which sucks.

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May 2 2003 7:11PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i've got a unibrow goin. I need to take care of that.

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May 2 2003 7:24PM
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Jailbait
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um ya...speaking of shaving off passed out people's eyebrows....cryss(cravate)and i sorta shaved some guys leg and eyebrow off....lol

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May 2 2003 7:24PM
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rebel
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I like my eyebrows. Mine are PERFECT! I think it's my best feature, although a lot of people seem to like my smile. If anyone ever shaved my eyebrows I would be pissed. If it didn't grow in the same, I would probably not talk to that person again.
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May 2 2003 7:33PM
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K_2
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unibrows are funny.
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May 2 2003 7:34PM
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mariberries
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yea, I like my eyebrows. I don't have to wax or pluck or anything. it's very convenient. I think it would look really weird if we didn't have them tho. they could be left over from when we were cave/monkey people covered in hairyness like 4 billion years ago or whatever hunting those big animals...mammoths.


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May 2 2003 7:44PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
I had my eyebrows shaved once. I haven't talked to them since then, although once they grew back, they looked better than before for some reason. But still, I'm hoping to return the favour sometime in the future. heh

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May 2 2003 7:47PM
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1080enemy
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peole look funny without eye brows. and who wants sweat in your eyes anyways?
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May 2 2003 8:00PM
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SaraJ
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sweat in your eyes sux cuz it can be all salty and really burn.

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May 2 2003 8:02PM
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emilypotterskis
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their purpose is to spice up specific facial expressions...example: surprise! what kind of surprised face could you have without a good pair of raised eyebrows!
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May 3 2003 10:44AM
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LoginGuest
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they keep the sweat and sun out of your eyes
May 3 2003 11:29AM
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jarossamdb7
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they are supposed to make it easyer to see in the high lighted outdoors. you nkow how baseball players put that black paint stuff below their eyes, that is just to help more with that.

shave them if you don't like tham!


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May 3 2003 8:18PM
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SaraJ
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people look scary without eyebrows.

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May 3 2003 8:20PM
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SaraJ
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I wanna know the purpose of tonsils besides having them to torture poor children like myself because they needed them to be cut out.

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May 3 2003 8:22PM
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Ds91260
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a few hours after makin this thread yesterday i went to work at htis daycare thing, and there was a fat kid there who had no eyebrows whatsoever, it was fuckin hilarious
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May 3 2003 8:23PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
what was wrong with this kid? That's so sad and very funny at the same time.

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May 3 2003 8:26PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
o and stef, i tried shavin my ass once, it was painful as shit when i put the electric razor up to the gooch, and when they grew back they were all fucked up
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May 3 2003 8:26PM
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LexHavoc
Posts: 86 - Karma: 10
'cryss(cravate)and i sorta shaved some guys leg and eyebrow off....lol'

Shaved his leg off? Holy shit, that must have taken a while.
May 3 2003 8:29PM
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aggro_sk8
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on a trip to check out a college in april, we duct-taped my friend and naired his arms, he still doesnt have any hair


Skateboarding isnt harder then rollerblading, it just has a slower learning curve because everytime you fall, you have to chase your skateboard to the other side of the skatepark
May 3 2003 8:30PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i shaved my friends entire head, including eyelashes, once, it was after a birthday party a few years ago and he fell asleep first
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May 3 2003 8:30PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
i meant febuary, not april


Skateboarding isnt harder then rollerblading, it just has a slower learning curve because everytime you fall, you have to chase your skateboard to the other side of the skatepark
May 3 2003 8:31PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
ouch! u shaved his lashes off?

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May 3 2003 8:32PM
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LoginGuest
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dont they take a long time to grow back
May 3 2003 8:34PM
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SwitchBitch
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Sara,
Thats a good point about tonsils. They suck. Mine flared up so big once they had to put a breathing tube down my throat. I still have em though and they suck..theyre still huge and when i eat popcorn it gets stuck in them. I just dont have the time to get em taken out.

eyebrows are cool though.
May 3 2003 8:35PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
i have a little unibrow,its funny,my cousins boyfriend has one and he looks like oscar the grouch


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May 3 2003 8:44PM
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SaraJ
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Ya, my tonsils would be the size of golf balls and it was gross cause I could feel em touching together and crap. Also, they'd get all infected and that would make me get sick almost all of time time. I had mine taken out over the summer a few years ago and it really sucked because I was on narcotics for about 2-3 weeks and I ended up going on vacation when I was still feeling like crap. but I'm not as sick as often anymore.

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May 3 2003 8:46PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
yea he woke up when we were shavin his brows off, so we pinned him down and continued to shave
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May 3 2003 8:46PM
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SwitchBitch
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So i can expect to take at least 10 days off if i get em out, huh? That sucks....the doctor said they were bleeders, too....heheheh soooooo gross!
May 3 2003 8:53PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
anyone ever pluck pubic hair?


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May 3 2003 8:56PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
actually I have, and it really hurts.

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May 3 2003 9:01PM
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Lateralis
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hahaha seriously


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May 3 2003 9:02PM
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MadTrixter
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i've gotten em stuck in my zipper a few times and shit. it hurts cause it's unexpected, you'll start walking and it feels like somebody sticks a needle in your groin


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May 3 2003 9:51PM
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Ds91260
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u plucked ur pubes, shit why not just shave, plucking hurts and it takes too long, and if u do a bad job its ugly lookin, like only 3 inch long hairs, uhhhhhhh
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May 3 2003 9:56PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
plucking is the equivilent to waxing...it looks messed up if you screw up ur eyebrows and stuff, but hopefully the whole world doesn't see ur pubes.

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May 3 2003 11:53PM
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Lateralis
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nothing wrong with shaving


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May 3 2003 11:54PM
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MadTrixter
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i wish the whole world would see mine, then they would all be like 'wow, i just saw mike cordaro's pubes, i'm sooooooooo cool cause he has his very own thread on ns.com'


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May 3 2003 11:55PM
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SaraJ
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but when u shave, it can get all irritated and painful bumps pop up, plus then it grows back faster. Waxing is better.

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May 3 2003 11:58PM
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Lateralis
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shavings not bad


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May 4 2003 12:00AM
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SaraJ
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Nope, not too bad. Shaving is definately less painful and much cheaper.

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May 4 2003 12:01AM
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MadTrixter
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yea, if you shave you can get ingrown hairs, which suck, and i couldn't imagine them on your ball area


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